The neverending story...

[HeilSvenska]

there was a prostitute

[5vz-fe]

who disguises herself as

[TNT]

a mutant ninja turtle

[blinkmeat]

she was gay

[Z3uS]

she would fuck anyone

[blinkmeat]

but shredder due to

[5vz-fe]

recycled condom went missing. <-- Period

[666fast]

to pee on a

[ZfrkS62]

electric fence for thrills

[5vz-fe]

, just like Myth Busters,

[Daggernite]

this fried her fanny.

[saadie]

She went for transplant

[blinkmeat]

and found out that

[TNT]

she is pregnant with

[saadie]

the man from 1982


:lol:

[ZfrkS62]

that miscalculated his coordinates

[saadie]

with a torn condom

:o :lol:
lets stay on earth please :lol:

[HeilSvenska]

while shaving his

[saadie]

tht caught fire

[ZfrkS62]

while smoking a cigarette

[TNT]

after having sex. <period<

[Max Power]

Next morning, she remebered

[saadie]

her pussy was fried

[HeilSvenska]

jam a comodo dragon

[blinkmeat]

with her dildo-swords

[saadie]

and accidently cut her

[HeilSvenska]

head cleanly off.

[Daggernite]

legs off.

[saadie]

get his camera ready

[blinkmeat]

and his dolls :mrgreen:

[5vz-fe]

are positioned such that

[666fast]

Hairy armpits, so he

[Max Power]

gets out his Venus(Razor)

[TNT]

and starts to

[RC45]

shag like it's 1999

[TNT]

. She wakes up feeling

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here is what we have so far.

Once upon a time there was a prostitute who disguises herself as a mutant ninja turtle she was gay and for only 5 she would fuck anyone but shredder due to recycled condom went missing. One night she decided to pee on an electric fence for thrills, just like Myth Busters, this fried her fanny. She went for transplant and found out that she is pregnant with the man from 1982 that miscalculated his coordinates when entering a time-warp with a torn condom while shaving his pubic hair that caught fire while smoking a cigarette after having sex. Next morning, she remembered her pussy was fried but still tried to jam a komodo dragon with her dildo-swords and accidentally cut her head and legs cleanly off. Now TT gets interested so he starts to get his camera ready and his dolls are positioned such that you can see their hairy armpits, so he gets out his Venus (Razor) and starts to shag like it's 1999. She wakes up feeling

[ZfrkS62]

a slight neck pinch

[blinkmeat]

the fucking end.

[ZfrkS62]

or so you would think

[blinkmeat]

Tenacious D rules

Can't wait for their new album

[blinkmeat]

:lol: that vid is awesome

[gucom]

***story continues from "or so you would think"***

, but Merlin the Wizard

[sikx5]

turns into a pro

[saadie]

She gets back out

[Max Power]

then stabs herself.....the end.

[5vz-fe]

with a 12 inch


********************
please don't keep putting the end, it's only 3 page....hardly qualify as spam yet. :mrgreen:

[saadie]

masturbate

[TNT]

and then starts a

[TopGearNL]

huge orgasm, then she

[saadie]

^^ read the rules on the first page :|

anyway

.... starts masturbating again ....
:mrgreen:

[gucom]

thinking of gucom

[edit] (this is just asking for MAJOR ownage isnt it? :P )

[saadie]

but couldnt cum anymore :fuck:


thinking of gucom while masturbating with a banana lol ..... interesting ;)

[5vz-fe]

. www.jabbasworld.net has decided to

[gucom]

give $10,000 to whoever

[saadie]

donnates 100,000 pounds by

[gucom]

the clever use of

[saadie]

donations. The whore ran

[gucom]

quickly but didnt see

[saadie]

the banana skin

[gucom]

which got stuck in

[saadie]

her ass but she

[gucom]

farted it out accidentally

[saadie]

which cut her ass

[5vz-fe]

and win a donut.

[gucom]

At that precise moment,

[saadie]

thamar's messege got ignored,

[gucom]

which infuriated him so

[5vz-fe]

much that he decided

[gucom]

to start crying loudly

[TopGearNL]

and visit the girl

[saadie]

he slept with 9 years

[TopGearNL]

who turned out to

[saadie]

be a man

:lol: :lol:

[gucom]

with a tiny weener

and plz note that ive already been owned today, so saying sumn in the lines of "whose name was gucom" would be overkill now :P

[TopGearNL]

and didn't know how

[gucom]

to unbutton her blouse

[saadie]

because there were no

[gucom]

books "unbuttoning for dummies"

[saadie]

but thamar helped him

[gucom]

and together they had

[saadie]

unbuttoning/unzipping lessons

[saadie]

but they still cant

[gucom]

enjoy each others misformed

[gucom]

because Santa had taken

[gucom]

and replaced them with

[saadie]

The whore kept running .....

[saadie]

naked without clothes :lol:



^^ 4500th post special :mrgreen:

[ZfrkS62]

because her prosthetic legs

no double posting you naughty girl :fuck:

[saadie]

were real, she slipped

[TopGearNL]

but because her boobs

[saadie]

had implants she

[TopGearNL]

bounced up again and

[gucom]

thamar wanking while being

[saadie]

in a feet-over-head position

[TopGearNL]

but better yet she

[saadie]

ignored him and

[gucom]

ran into a HUGE

[saadie]

elephants ass

[HeilSvenska]

and hid inside it.

[TopGearNL]

The elephant felled sick

[saadie]

and farted her out

[TopGearNL]

but she got stuck

[saadie]

, head inside,

[saadie]

banged her brains out. :lol:

[HeilSvenska]

...with his shotgun.

[saadie]

but killed the elephant instead :roll:

[TopGearNL]

Her head was still

:lol:

[saadie]

stuck in the hole

:lol:

[TopGearNL]

but thamar didn't mind

LOL naughtygirl, you thought what I thought :lol:

[saadie]

and banged her again. <period<

haha .. it was pretty obvious dont you think :P :lol: :roll:

[TNT]

After banging her again

[saadie]

she got pregnant and

[TNT]

she can't afford to

[TopGearNL]

have one of mihals

[saadie]

She goes to the

[TopGearNL]

online dating agency to

[saadie]

find naughtygirl69 :P

[TopGearNL]

In the meanwhile mihals

[saadie]

tries to

[ZfrkS62]

come up with

[TopGearNL]

a plan to get

[saadie]

the whore pregnant but

[TopGearNL]

without her seeing it.

[TNT]

After plainning for months

[saadie]

go for it

[TopGearNL]

Armed with his

[TNT]

later that night.

[HeilSvenska]

He snuck into

[saadie]

the hoes bed

[TopGearNL]

armed with his

I posted it before SWT but never mind :?

[saadie]

dildo, but found arman

[TopGearNL]

trying to get into

[saadie]

the room through the window

[TopGearNL]

, but the ho saw

[saadie]

thamar under the bed,

[TopGearNL]

she lied down on

[saadie]

in* the bathtub and waits

[TNT]

in a bubble bath

[saadie]

SWT ... dude .... are you drunk ?

continued from ... .... 'and waits' for naughtygirl

:lol:

[TopGearNL]

for Mihals to

[saadie]

come piss in the toilet

[TNT]

and not flush.


damn it we need something i am to slow to post


sorry i thought i edited my post.

[TopGearNL]

She saw mihals privates

[thepest]

and wash his hand in the bathtub



:)

[saadie]

without even knowing she was in the water.


pest read the rules :prr:

[5vz-fe]

and wash his hand in the bathtub



:)

:roll:

[TopGearNL]

he grapped something and

[saadie]

squeezed it real tight

[TopGearNL]

and the rubber duck

:D

[saadie]

blew up with a bang.

[TopGearNL]

That scared thamar so

[saadie]

he went to investigate

[TopGearNL]

and came into the

I pm'ed you naughtygirl69 :fadein:

[saadie]

toilet and heard someone


i knwo .. :prr: you are one nuahgyt boy :P .... dont be too happy or else i'll show everyone the pics you sent me :prr:

[TopGearNL]

calling his name

[saadie]

it was arman with

[TNT]

a court order for

[saadie]

a personal date with

[Garretts_turbo]

the woman who was

[saadie]

in the bathtub,

[Garretts_turbo]

and they got soggy

[TopGearNL]

and pulled them of

[Garretts_turbo]

which resulted in

[TopGearNL]

Defqon 4 worldwide and

[TNT]

with the UN stating


haha pick something. i am tired of editing

[saadie]

american assault on omaha beach

[TopGearNL]

everyone had forgotten about

[TopGearNL]

Thamar was jealous and

:mrgreen:

[saadie]

he wanked in front_of_all_of_us. <period< :mrgreen:

[Garretts_turbo]

after the wank off

[saadie]

he went to the

[TopGearNL]

ho to see how

[saadie]

horny she is and


damn bitch isnt letting me sleep :lol: :|

[TopGearNL]

how the pregnancy

[5vz-fe]

affect her lifestyle

[Garretts_turbo]

but luckily, it hadnt

[TopGearNL]

made her less horny.

[saadie]

Soo he took her to

[TopGearNL]

a porn movie set

[saadie]

and started rolling the cams.

[TopGearNL]

It featured on sexcetera

[saadie]

, Arman watched it and

[TopGearNL]

so did Mihals.

[saadie]

Thamar gets mad at


ohh wait ... mihals made the movie ? right ? :lol:

[TopGearNL]

Mihals because he

[saadie]

didnt invite him at

[TopGearNL]

the party hugh hefner

[saadie]

the entrence of the

[TopGearNL]

white house in Washington.

[saadie]

suck my crotch then

[TopGearNL]

then Mihals and Thamar

[5vz-fe]

start arguing about

[saadie]

thamar and the ho

[saadie]

penis of them all

[TopGearNL]

the ho knew but

guys Im going to bed, its 3 in the morning here, ill laugh my head of in the morning, bye :wink: :mrgreen:

[saadie]

she didnt want thamar to


lol .. i've been up all night cuz of my bitchey gf :| :roll:.... its 6 am now ..... :lol:

[TopGearNL]

know that the baby

that really was it for today, Naughtygirl69 get some sleep :wink:

[saadie]

was because mihals didnt

haha yeh after this post im outy :mrgreen:

[saadie]

before effing her. :lol: :lol:

[gucom]

gives away inflatable dolls

[EDIT] i just read 6 pages of random nonsense, and i LMAO'd :lol:

the image of thamar banging a ho with her hear stuck in an elephant's ass with a shotgun was LOLOLOLOLOL

[bultaco_metralla]

for those who dont

[gucom]

have the looks to

[gucom]

. The dolls were used

[bultaco_metralla]

corrupt those gentle people.

[gucom]

Swords were hidden inside

[TopGearNL]

the inflatable dolls and

[saadie]

the dildos. :lol:

[TopGearNL]

TT wanted to see

[TT]

If those fucking dolls

:fuck:

[TopGearNL]

were still up for

[saadie]

the Doll competition at

[TopGearNL]

Jabbasworld. He knew that

[TT]

they were, but sometimes

(trying to keep this under control :P)

[Pehtren]

he was not sure

[Pehtren]

So he went to

[TopGearNL]

www.inflatabledolls. com and

[TopGearNL]

which was on special

[saadie]

discont. But had big

[TopGearNL]

problems with inflating and

[bultaco_metralla]

Possibilitys to Break. So

[TopGearNL]

he decided to go

[saadie]

buy a full size

[bultaco_metralla]

but this one weighs

[saadie]

twice as much as

[bultaco_metralla]

Jabba The Hut. Then

[saadie]

jabba kicked bultaco's ass

[TopGearNL]

in front of TT.

[bultaco_metralla]

Then BUltaco piss off

[saadie]

in his pants and ...

:prr:

[bultaco_metralla]

Started to think in

[saadie]

tht nuaghtgirl is damn-sexy

[TopGearNL]

so naughtygirl69 came up

[saadie]

which is a lie. <peeriod< :P

[bultaco_metralla]

The truth is Naughtygirl

[saadie]

is too damn sexy. <period< :prr:

[TopGearNL]

isn't really a

[saadie]

but is damn sexy. <period< :? :lol:

[TopGearNL]

She is a woman

[saadie]

with real breasts and

[saadie]

but they are still

[TopGearNL]

cup size double D.

[bultaco_metralla]

is paid by the

[bultaco_metralla]

with the paypal money

[TopGearNL]

from Dani and LotusGT1.

[saadie]

and donnate it to JW

:lol:

[TopGearNL]

just like robin hood.

[TopGearNL]

because they seem to

[bultaco_metralla]

with our future interests

[TopGearNL]

they invest in Naughtygirl69's

[bultaco_metralla]

future actress work in