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bultaco_metralla
09-23-2006, 07:12 AM
dragster driven by Sato

saadie
09-23-2006, 07:23 AM
,who cant speak english

:? :mrgreen:

bultaco_metralla
09-23-2006, 08:11 AM
so doesnt understand traffic_signals

gucom
09-23-2006, 08:11 AM
because he's french-kissing a_crocodile

bultaco_metralla
09-23-2006, 08:20 AM
,then Steve Irwin's ghost

Mattk
09-23-2006, 09:10 AM
came to haunt bultaco

gucom
09-23-2006, 10:12 AM
because he smelled bad

Mattk
09-23-2006, 08:27 PM
and of stingrays.

gucom
09-24-2006, 04:20 AM
the ghost was nearsighted,

Mattk
09-24-2006, 05:46 AM
so he was fucked

gucom
09-24-2006, 05:47 AM
anally by mattk

Mattk
09-24-2006, 05:53 AM
[aww, come on]

but he was dreaming.

gucom
09-24-2006, 05:58 AM
In reality, mattk was

Mattk
09-24-2006, 06:15 AM
a cool guy

gucom
09-24-2006, 07:15 AM
, despite being slightly arrogant :P

Mattk
09-24-2006, 10:05 AM
, not that it matters.

gucom
09-24-2006, 10:14 AM
Once upon a time,

TopGearNL
09-24-2006, 10:16 AM
there was a milf

gucom
09-24-2006, 10:20 AM
named hillary "sexylady" clinton

TopGearNL
09-24-2006, 10:23 AM
that was Mattk's Ex

gucom
09-24-2006, 10:24 AM
, before she turned blonde

TopGearNL
09-24-2006, 10:36 AM
she humped with Bultaco

gucom
09-24-2006, 10:36 AM
but disliked his dicksize

TopGearNL
09-24-2006, 10:37 AM
because she liked Monstercocks

gucom
09-24-2006, 10:38 AM
, but Dani's minicock had

TopGearNL
09-24-2006, 10:39 AM
suffered a sever injury

gucom
09-24-2006, 10:40 AM
after humping barbed wire

TopGearNL
09-24-2006, 10:40 AM
that was around Mattk.

gucom
09-24-2006, 10:41 AM
Mattk was desperate because

yay 3200 posts, and what a useful milestone post :mrgreen:

TopGearNL
09-24-2006, 10:42 AM
Gucom got 3200 posts

:mrgreen:

gucom
09-24-2006, 10:42 AM
, and TT 3200 dolls

TopGearNL
09-24-2006, 10:43 AM
so he went to

gucom
09-24-2006, 10:43 AM
the dollshop to help

TopGearNL
09-24-2006, 10:44 AM
his horny self and

gucom
09-24-2006, 10:44 AM
his dolls achieve sexual

TopGearNL
09-24-2006, 10:45 AM
point of ectasy,

gucom
09-24-2006, 10:46 AM
but failed because idkin

TopGearNL
09-24-2006, 10:47 AM
had a bigger dick

gucom
09-24-2006, 10:47 AM
than an ant, but

TopGearNL
09-24-2006, 10:48 AM
still couldn't shoot

gucom
09-24-2006, 10:50 AM
saadie down after hurting

TopGearNL
09-24-2006, 10:50 AM
Dani's feelings and

gucom
09-24-2006, 10:51 AM
getting slapped by wutputt

TopGearNL
09-24-2006, 10:51 AM
while banging Bultaco and

gucom
09-24-2006, 10:52 AM
dingo and a kangaroo

TopGearNL
09-24-2006, 10:53 AM
where having a orgy.

gucom
09-24-2006, 10:54 AM
Their sperm formed Terminator

TopGearNL
09-24-2006, 10:55 AM
also know as Sperminator

:mrgreen:

gucom
09-24-2006, 10:55 AM
, who could change form

TopGearNL
09-24-2006, 10:56 AM
but mostly preferred changing

gucom
09-24-2006, 10:57 AM
Saadie into a woman

TopGearNL
09-24-2006, 10:57 AM
and then take her

- State her :mrgreen: -

gucom
09-24-2006, 10:58 AM
into the spermpool created

TopGearNL
09-24-2006, 10:59 AM
to make everyone cum

gross :x

gucom
09-24-2006, 10:59 AM
as hard as jabba

TopGearNL
09-24-2006, 11:00 AM
, that is 200M/H

gucom
09-24-2006, 11:00 AM
if he sees Madelaine Albright

TopGearNL
09-24-2006, 11:02 AM
impersonation by a transvestite

gucom
09-24-2006, 11:03 AM
, just how he likes_it.

TopGearNL
09-24-2006, 11:06 AM
TT's taste is a

gucom
09-24-2006, 11:07 AM
little more subtle, despite

TopGearNL
09-24-2006, 11:08 AM
him having a handicap

gucom
09-24-2006, 11:09 AM
in the form of

TopGearNL
09-24-2006, 11:10 AM
a sexual matter,

gucom
09-24-2006, 11:11 AM
being his slimey dick

TGNL made me do it, honest!

TopGearNL
09-24-2006, 11:12 AM
no woman wanted him

Yeah yeah Gucom, blame me as if was holding a gun to your head :fuck:

gucom
09-24-2006, 11:14 AM
because slime dripped everywhere

trust me he's standing here in my house threatening to kill my family! :P
TT: no offense, ive either had too much or too little to drink... we love you :)

TopGearNL
09-24-2006, 11:15 AM
except where it should.

Gucom stop playing innocent, your guilty. If I go down you go down with me :twisted:

gucom
09-24-2006, 11:16 AM
TGNL licked it off_the_floor

lol sry for breaching the nothing personal deal between the 2 of us, but if im gonna be banned from JW i should at least have had some fun in my last moments here :P

TopGearNL
09-24-2006, 11:18 AM
together with Gucom.

I told you Gucom, I go down, you go down. Now lets get other people's names in it again :mrgreen:

gucom
09-24-2006, 11:21 AM
Insane jumped on balloons

TopGearNL
09-24-2006, 11:22 AM
, they were huge just

gucom
09-24-2006, 11:23 AM
like those in his_avatar

TopGearNL
09-24-2006, 11:25 AM
double F cup size,

Thats some big ass titties :mrgreen:

gucom
09-24-2006, 11:26 AM
which daggernite bit on

lol i was talking about air balloons like the one in insane's avatar where a rabbit jumps on 1 :P

Mattk
09-24-2006, 11:28 AM
[What's with this ridiculous name-dropping?]

and red.

Later, the

gucom
09-24-2006, 04:56 PM
western hemisphere imploded after

lol why not add a touch of drama to the story? :wink:

saadie
09-24-2006, 05:40 PM
saadie spanked gucom & TGNL

gucom
09-24-2006, 06:36 PM
for revealing the truth_about_him. :P

saadie
09-24-2006, 06:42 PM
.NOT. :mrgreen:

TGNL went to the shrink,

TopGearNL
09-24-2006, 06:53 PM
and that was it.

LMAO you guys :mrgreen:

saadie
09-24-2006, 07:46 PM
He was diganosed with (Spazzampermasmer),

//hehe .. my fingers came up with this one :P :D :mrgreen:

Mattk
09-24-2006, 09:08 PM
a sexually-related psychiatric disorder

saadie
09-25-2006, 03:30 PM
, he wet his panties

TopGearNL
09-25-2006, 03:43 PM
, but Saadie was

saadie
09-25-2006, 03:45 PM
laughing hard at TGNL . :mrgreen:

TopGearNL
09-25-2006, 03:49 PM
JC whooped Saadie's ass

Very funny :fist: I meant :mrgreen:

saadie
09-25-2006, 03:54 PM
with whipped creme


:mrgreen: WTF .... youre GROSSSSS :fuck:

TopGearNL
09-25-2006, 03:56 PM
which he really enjoyed

Better? :fuck:

saadie
09-25-2006, 03:58 PM
eating. POOO :lol:

:fuck: anyways .. :lol:

Bmuller ran out

TopGearNL
09-25-2006, 03:59 PM
and got ran over

Peace? :mrgreen:

saadie
09-25-2006, 04:09 PM
by a goose

lol :mrgreen: ... lets jump on others .... :mrgreen:

TopGearNL
09-25-2006, 04:25 PM
that was being tested

OK :mrgreen:

saadie
09-25-2006, 04:29 PM
by aligators as bait

TopGearNL
09-25-2006, 04:32 PM
by the new 5ThGear

LOL it is bad so it could be possible :mrgreen:

saadie
09-25-2006, 04:35 PM
,trying to be funny

which they soo are :mrgreen: :P

TopGearNL
09-25-2006, 04:36 PM
just like JC, but

saadie
09-25-2006, 04:53 PM
the ugly ducklin is

gucom
09-25-2006, 05:09 PM
never gonna be beautiful

saadie
09-25-2006, 05:27 PM
just like gucom.

:mrgreen:

TopGearNL
09-25-2006, 05:29 PM
Dani went to Oktoberfest

saadie
09-25-2006, 05:38 PM
and bought a fleshlight

gucom
09-25-2006, 05:52 PM
to look for girls

saadie
09-25-2006, 06:24 PM
LMAO
a FLEshlight .. not a flashlight :lol:

______

> under the tables,

TopGearNL
09-25-2006, 06:30 PM
but there were only

saadie
09-25-2006, 06:31 PM
pussycats

gucom
09-25-2006, 06:51 PM
and sexy dolls

saadie
09-25-2006, 06:57 PM
and a watch dog,

Mattk
09-26-2006, 06:07 AM
named saadie.

saadie
09-26-2006, 06:54 AM
Saadie was a vampire

acmarttin
09-26-2006, 07:01 AM
that loved the outdoors.

saadie
09-26-2006, 07:04 AM
TGNL was dreaming, he saw

Mattk
09-26-2006, 07:07 AM
saadie, gucom and bultaco

saadie
09-26-2006, 07:26 AM
and mattk going to-the-strip-club

:mrgreen:

Mattk
09-26-2006, 07:27 AM
, leaving TopGearNL behind to

saadie
09-26-2006, 07:47 AM
massage the whales neck,

:? :| :fadein:

Mattk
09-26-2006, 08:25 AM
and clean_up their house.

saadie
09-26-2006, 08:33 AM
BMW, Sheer driving pleasure

saadie
09-26-2006, 09:35 AM
** thast right

dani .... you should come here more often .. since you are the spazmwhore daddy 8) :lol:

ohh btw .. yeh 100 pages was my aim :mrgreen:

TopGearNL
09-26-2006, 12:25 PM
- Continuing Story -

didn't help and

(yeah Dani 100 pages by the end of this week must be easy :mrgreen: )

saadie
09-26-2006, 12:27 PM
ZFR wet his daipers.
:mrgreen:

saadie
09-26-2006, 01:00 PM
spank bmuller with a broom-stick

:twisted: :P

saadie
09-26-2006, 01:08 PM
She tied him to a bed


:mrgreen:

saadie
09-26-2006, 01:12 PM
with little dicks

:twisted: :mrgreen:

saadie
09-26-2006, 01:17 PM
aww soo thast the kind of dreams you have .... daMn .. lol ... :fist: :mrgreen:

anyways :lol:
_______________

Bmuller went to the dentist,

TopGearNL
09-26-2006, 01:22 PM
, and got his teeth

saadie
09-26-2006, 01:24 PM
but, he raped him.

:mrgreen:

TopGearNL
09-26-2006, 01:30 PM
After that Mihals

saadie
09-26-2006, 01:32 PM
went to Armans place

:)

TopGearNL
09-26-2006, 01:32 PM
and drove his Lada

saadie
09-26-2006, 01:35 PM
, he fell in love

TopGearNL
09-26-2006, 01:39 PM
with its engine and

saadie
09-26-2006, 01:40 PM
, but Arman wouldnt let

TopGearNL
09-26-2006, 01:43 PM
him not alone because

TopGearNL
09-26-2006, 01:44 PM
from Jabbasworld and

saadie
09-26-2006, 01:56 PM
wants one aswell.

saadie
09-26-2006, 02:17 PM
shirt.

:cry:

robscarsightings
09-26-2006, 02:43 PM
and put it in

saadie
09-26-2006, 02:54 PM
site called rob's car sightings. :P ..

dood, you have to start a new sentence after a >.<period :P :mrgreen:

TopGearNL
09-26-2006, 03:33 PM
Then Jabba and TT

saadie
09-26-2006, 03:34 PM
went to the strip-club

TopGearNL
09-26-2006, 03:51 PM
called: ''The Blue Oyster''

(police academy 1? :mrgreen: )

gucom
09-26-2006, 04:03 PM
, where TGNL was stripping.

saadie
09-26-2006, 04:04 PM
Gucom joined TGNL,

aaahaha :mrgreen:

TopGearNL
09-26-2006, 04:12 PM
that wasn't TGNL of JW

:mrgreen: Bastards :mrgreen:

gucom
09-26-2006, 04:12 PM
and saadie was paying.
nub :P

saadie
09-26-2006, 04:13 PM
The whale in the shop

haha :lol:

too late TGNL :P

gucom
09-26-2006, 04:14 PM
licked saadie's shaven legs

TopGearNL
09-26-2006, 04:15 PM
and was Saadie's girlfriend

saadie
09-26-2006, 04:16 PM
(whale is a really hot girl),

too later tgnl .. edit your post :mrgreen:

gucom
09-26-2006, 04:26 PM
and lies on_top during_sex

lol must be comfy, lieing under a whale? :wink:

saadie
09-26-2006, 04:28 PM
. < period ... LOL

as i stated above ... whale is the name of a person .. :lol: who happens to be a girl .. a really hot girl :mrgreen: .. just like TGNL's negbiour :mrgreen:

TopGearNL
09-26-2006, 04:38 PM
After that Dingo

LOL Saadie, don't tell everyone :twisted:

gucom
09-26-2006, 04:39 PM
started hallucinating, thinking he

TopGearNL
09-26-2006, 04:42 PM
was in the Gumball

gucom
09-26-2006, 04:43 PM
but in reality he

saadie
09-26-2006, 04:44 PM
is standing down side up :mrgreen:

TopGearNL
09-26-2006, 04:44 PM
on a cliff

saadie
09-26-2006, 04:45 PM
blindfolded without pants

:o :lol:

TopGearNL
09-26-2006, 04:46 PM
and with a JW

saadie
09-26-2006, 04:46 PM
banner in his feet

TopGearNL
09-26-2006, 04:47 PM
and JW thong on.

:x

saadie
09-26-2006, 04:49 PM
The roadrunner 'peep peeped'

:lol:

TopGearNL
09-26-2006, 04:50 PM
and passed by with

gucom
09-26-2006, 05:38 PM
a rose as decoration

ViperASR
09-26-2006, 07:26 PM
on his JabbasWorld manzeer (man bra).

spanky
09-26-2006, 09:34 PM
and handed dingo a

saadie
09-26-2006, 09:37 PM
leash

:mrgreen:

spanky
09-26-2006, 09:41 PM
which was strapped to

saadie
09-26-2006, 09:46 PM
a kangroo tail

im off ... nightt

spanky
09-26-2006, 09:47 PM
that dingo liked



nite saadiekins

gucom
09-27-2006, 11:30 AM
to compare to his

TopGearNL
09-27-2006, 11:47 AM
subaru impreza wrx

gucom
09-27-2006, 05:09 PM
, only hairier thus sexier.

saadie
09-27-2006, 05:57 PM
in his renault clio

blinkmeat
09-27-2006, 06:00 PM
then got out

saadie
09-27-2006, 06:05 PM
,he got run-over by the road-runner .

:mrgreen:

saadie
09-27-2006, 06:12 PM
stole dani's clothes

:mrgreen:

saadie
09-27-2006, 06:21 PM
all the girls got scared and ran away

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

saadie
09-27-2006, 06:36 PM
, the way all the girls ran away.

:P

ViperASR
09-27-2006, 06:42 PM
The girls ran toward

saadie
09-27-2006, 06:53 PM
dani's clio and stole it

spanky
09-27-2006, 08:09 PM
to buy

saadie
09-27-2006, 08:11 PM
a drumstick

spanky
09-27-2006, 08:24 PM
Removing the chicken skin

saadie
09-27-2006, 08:26 PM
, head and feet


people .. please pay attention to grammar .. :lol: ... stop ignoring periods ... :roll: :P

DeMoN
09-27-2006, 08:37 PM
but on pill.

spanky
09-28-2006, 01:06 AM
The worn down drumstick

Mattk
09-28-2006, 03:11 AM
was given to saadie

spanky
09-28-2006, 03:15 AM
who attached it to

Mattk
09-28-2006, 03:16 AM
his

spanky
09-28-2006, 03:28 AM
thigh because

Mattk
09-28-2006, 05:58 AM
Meanwhile, in dani's house

TopGearNL
09-28-2006, 07:01 AM
Dani was spanking Schumacher

Mattk
09-28-2006, 08:35 AM
with Kimi Raikonnen watching.

saadie
09-28-2006, 10:13 AM
dani who didnt like schumacher

ViperASR
09-28-2006, 10:49 AM
who didn't like saadie

Mattk
09-28-2006, 11:00 AM
because he

saadie
09-28-2006, 11:05 AM
was too hot for them. < period :mrgreen:

:prr:

ldin
09-28-2006, 11:56 AM
***i still cant believe this is still alive***

gucom
09-28-2006, 12:48 PM
geekdiddy was spanking purple

TopGearNL
09-28-2006, 12:53 PM
who was fucking Ecclestone

gucom
09-28-2006, 01:06 PM
in his wrinkled ass

** purple was fucking ecclestone? :roll: :| **

saadie
09-28-2006, 02:26 PM
which he thought was a fleshlight.

wtf is peuple :?

gucom
09-28-2006, 04:42 PM
Sweaty and slippery, saadie

**purple is a colour you get when mixing blue and red. with "geekdiddy spanking a purple" i was referring to geekdiddy's avatar, which always showed a purple hippo making a spanking movement, causing it's belly to swing along in the movement :)

saadie
09-28-2006, 04:47 PM
took TGNL to the hospital

LOL ... ok

gucom
09-28-2006, 04:49 PM
to personally examine his

saadie
09-28-2006, 04:51 PM
wallet. :P
:lol:

gucom
09-28-2006, 05:07 PM
He paid for sex,

TopGearNL
09-28-2006, 05:16 PM
but Saadie wanted

(Saadie :fuck: )

saadie
09-28-2006, 05:23 PM
a rubber doll instead.

gucom
09-28-2006, 05:25 PM
He got rubber_penises in

TopGearNL
09-28-2006, 06:20 PM
and strapped on the

saadie
09-28-2006, 06:21 PM
underwear gucom was wearing.

:mrgreen:

TopGearNL
09-28-2006, 06:31 PM
Then Gucom and Saadie

saadie
09-28-2006, 06:32 PM
took TGNL for a drive

TopGearNL
09-28-2006, 06:34 PM
in a Lada Niva.

:mrgreen: Lets go for the 100 pages Saadie!

saadie
09-28-2006, 06:36 PM
TGNL is a damn spammer

TopGearNL
09-28-2006, 06:37 PM
but Saadie the king

WTF you angry or something? :?

saadie
09-28-2006, 06:38 PM
and gucom the queen


hehe :mrgreen:

lol no ... couldnt thiunk of anything else .. its 3:40 am here .. :D

TopGearNL
09-28-2006, 06:39 PM
of spamming in the

saadie
09-28-2006, 06:41 PM
neverending story tread.

hmm .. lets start something creative ..

TopGearNL
09-28-2006, 06:42 PM
Bmullers bitch was walking

ok

saadie
09-28-2006, 06:44 PM
alone in the park


woOt ... page 99 :drool: ... lol

TopGearNL
09-28-2006, 06:45 PM
when suddenly RC appeared

saadie
09-28-2006, 06:46 PM
and kidnapped her

TopGearNL
09-28-2006, 06:47 PM
, put her in

saadie
09-28-2006, 06:48 PM
a duffle bag and took

TopGearNL
09-28-2006, 06:49 PM
Armans Lada and drove

saadie
09-28-2006, 06:50 PM
to his wearhouse

TopGearNL
09-28-2006, 06:52 PM
and do some serious

saadie
09-28-2006, 06:55 PM
burnouts ?

:mrgreen: what the hell :lol:

TopGearNL
09-28-2006, 06:56 PM
Then SirGT arrived and

LOL Saad :mrgreen:

saadie
09-28-2006, 06:57 PM
started the investigation,

TopGearNL
09-28-2006, 06:59 PM
he used a very

saadie
09-28-2006, 07:00 PM
small magnifying glass

lmao :mrgreen:

TopGearNL
09-28-2006, 07:02 PM
and some lubricant to

LOL

saadie
09-28-2006, 07:04 PM
find little finger prints

TopGearNL
09-28-2006, 07:05 PM
that were from TopGearTom

Midget :mrgreen:

saadie
09-28-2006, 07:10 PM
, bmuller got the-midget arrested

TopGearNL
09-28-2006, 07:14 PM
by inspector gadget and

saadie
09-28-2006, 07:15 PM
batman, midget ran away

:mrgreen:

TopGearNL
09-28-2006, 07:17 PM
but Robin chased him

100 Pages Yeah Baby Yeah :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :!:

saadie
09-28-2006, 07:18 PM
but couldnt catch him

FooK yeh ... 100 pages ...... NEW JW RECOD YEHH !!!! :mrgreen:

tiem for me to go down and get soemthing in my stomach lol ....

TopGearNL
09-28-2006, 07:20 PM
so he shot him.

JW record! :D

Time for me to get some sleep, night Saadie! :mrgreen:

saadie
09-28-2006, 07:22 PM
He missed, RC heard

night NL :mrgreen:

spanky
09-28-2006, 07:52 PM
an almighty scream

saadie
09-28-2006, 07:58 PM
from bmuller's bitch

spanky
09-28-2006, 08:10 PM
and ran towards them

saadie
09-28-2006, 08:12 PM
^^ them = her ****

she thretned RC