The neverending story...

[ViperASR]

is invisible, and women

[Mattk]

have sex in it,

[gucom]

and tissues are whiter

[ViperASR]

because mattk useses them :wink:

[Mattk]

to wipe off paint.

[gucom]

One stumble constitutes pain,

[ViperASR]

of the universe

[SPEEDKILLAR]

What the fuck is this??!!!

[ViperASR]

What the fuck is this??!!!

They call it the neverending story

[SPEEDKILLAR]

Aaah, so you guys just screw around, mind if I join the club?

[gucom]

[not at all, but for clarity's sake its nice to keep the non-story posts clearly separated, for instance by these [] thingies or asterisks **** Rules: 4 words per post, sentences at least 20 words long.]
[continuing from: the total destruction of the universe]
which we live in,

[ViperASR]

caused by the neverending_story

[gucom]

, however it does constitute

[Mattk]

a fine form of

[gucom]

all-natural no-colourants lube usage

[SPEEDKILLAR]

causes rash for the nipples

[gucom]

of oversized silicone boobs.

[SPEEDKILLAR]

and they look ugly

[ViperASR]

but are real enough

[SPEEDKILLAR]

to give a boobjob

[gucom]

when rubbed with oil,

[SPEEDKILLAR]

and squeezed firmly together

[gucom]

[lol between these posts and the masturbation topic we must seem (be?) extremely desperate horny computer nerds :P ]

like a tight butt

[for reference:
http://www.motorworld.net/forum/showthread.php?p=782647#782647
c'mon guys, get over ur prudency, admit it, share it :D ]

[ViperASR]

. We ARE horny computer_nerds

:lol:

[SPEEDKILLAR]

[^^LMAO gucom]


wich I spank crazy

[gucom]

[OMG SPEEDKILLAR u spank us crazy??? HELL NO PLZ!!!! i think u missed a post :P ]

[SPEEDKILLAR]

[OMG SPEEDKILLAR u spank us crazy??? HELL NO PLZ!!!! i think u missed a post :P ]





[lol, I was reffering to your post]

[gucom]

[ok, continuing from "We ARE horny computer-nerds which i spank crazy"]

in dreams best_left untold,

[ViperASR]

, because he's a_bit ginger_beer

[Clarkson reference]

[ViperASR]

[OMG, so many people spamming the neverending story at one, ITS CRAZY. BTW, welcome to the neverending story me good man 0X ]

[SPEEDKILLAR]

mmmm, I like ginger-beer

[SPEEDKILLAR]

[OMG, so many people spamming the neverending story at one, ITS CRAZY. BTW, welcome to the neverending story me good man 0X ]



[my pleasure brother]

[gucom]

, said SPEEDKILLAR, and he

[i feel like singing :P ]

[ViperASR]

went dancing on the

[SPEEDKILLAR]

stage, shaking his thing

[Z3uS]

up and down like

[SPEEDKILLAR]

a crazed republican madman



edit[lol, I was first, but yours is better, so lets continue with gucom's]

[gucom]

who swings that way

[ViperASR]

, kinda like George Bush

:roll:

[gucom]

swings hillary clinton's boobs

[ViperASR]

back and forth on

[SPEEDKILLAR]

while sucking them vividly

[gucom]

[ok i've GOT to stop this...]
and dying from it.

[ViperASR]

Gucom likes that kinda

[gucom]

people to stay away

[Mattk]

because of his desire

[Mattk]

and to eat some

[ViperASR]

rotton cheese

[Stoopie]

because he likes that

[Mattk]

rotting flavour.

Meanwhile, in

[SPEEDKILLAR]

Sydney, they are fucking...

[dutchmasterflex]

koala bears, kangaroos and

[SPEEDKILLAR]

drinking a cold beer

[Z3uS]

while humping without any

[ViperASR]

hotdogs and koala bears

[Stoopie]

and old grumpy men

[SPEEDKILLAR]

fighting each other like

[ViperASR]

little girls, which SPEEDKILLER

[gucom]

doesn't know. What he

[ViperASR]

wants to do_is masturbate

[Z3uS]

bmw06m6 like a freaking

[I can lose my head for that :lol: ]

[gucom]

naughtyboy, so does bmw06m6,

if u read this, dont take this badly, every1's being ridiculed here :)

[ViperASR]

making them wankers

[ :lol: ]

[Mattk]

, literally.

In Florida, ViperASR

[Z3uS]

car muffler which was

[Mattk]

and attached to a

[SPEEDKILLAR]

Holden Monaro that is



[No offense taken guys, it's hilarious :lol: ]

[ViperASR]

becasue he was_in Australia

[so I'm banging an 80year old muffler thats attached to a Monaro :?: :lol: ]

[Stoopie]

visiting Mattk on_a holiday

[gucom]

to bang Rex Hunt

[Stoopie]

with a speedboat

[gucom]

and a fishing rod

[i hope for poor ol' rex that the boat & rod won't end up in his ass :P ]

[Stoopie]

in his ear

[saved rexie from a certain gay act! :P]

[gucom]

, where wax was abundant

[SPEEDKILLAR]

and clogging his hearing

[gucom]

, so he called speedkillar

[SPEEDKILLAR]

who was happily to



[watch out with what you are going to typ, lol]

[gucom]

[tempting, tempting... so tempting in fact that i cant resist it :P ]

eat it all, smiling

[ViperASR]

saying to himself

[gucom]

: wish there were more

[ViperASR]

ear wax for me

[gucom]

so i can masturbate

[ViperASR]

while looking at free_pr0n.

[Stoopie]

Harry Potter found_this strange

[gucom]

, so he jinxed speedkillar

[gucom]

turtle without a functioning

[gucom]

to stop seeing mercedes-benzes

[SPEEDKILLAR]

and start loving BMW

[ViperASR]

and Porsche as much

[SPEEDKILLAR]

as crappy US made...

[ViperASR]

anything. :lol: This caused speedkillar

[gucom]

to wank over 'Vettes

[ViperASR]

and a few NASCARs

[SPEEDKILLAR]

But enough about SPEEDKILLAR


[lol, pick on somebody else]

[gucom]

, TT was also interesting,

[SPEEDKILLAR]

in a dark way

[gucom]

he's like a flower

[SPEEDKILLAR]

a poisonous one that...

[ViperASR]

like to take pictures

[Stoopie]

and smack them

[Mattk]

as hard as

[Mattk]

in the Batmobile.

[ViperASR]

so he smaked-a-bitch

[Stoopie]

right on the floor

[Mattk]

and then decided to

[SPEEDKILLAR]

call Robin for reinforcement

[Stoopie]

but what_is robin

[SPEEDKILLAR]

without his shiny underwear

[Stoopie]

, so he had to_go

[SPEEDKILLAR]

to wallmart, where they

[Stoopie]

sold nice underpants

[SPEEDKILLAR]

for just just 2.99$

[gucom]

, batman bought some too.

[ViperASR]

With their shiny underwear

[gucom]

they blinged to death

[SPEEDKILLAR]

and blinding the enemies

[ViperASR]

and fat people in

[gucom]

New York City

["of" removed now :) ]

[SPEEDKILLAR]

[?!! lol, I can't make a decent sentence with what you 2 typed :lol: ]

[ViperASR]

which is like Gothem_City

[I ignored the of, so its "fat people in New York City"]

[SPEEDKILLAR]

where the smell of


[It's Gotham City]

[gucom]

dirty alleys is overwhelming

[ViperASR]

like the fish smell

[SPEEDKILLAR]

they have in Holland

[gucom]

after speedkillar spreads his_legs

[SPEEDKILLAR]

[hey, not fair man :x ]



everything smells good again



[ :twisted: ]

[gucom]

when he closes them.

[no saving this1 m8 :P ]

[SPEEDKILLAR]

Everybody is dissapointed,


[lol, I will save it :D ]

[gucom]

because argentinian police officers

[SPEEDKILLAR]

love the smell of

[gucom]

brazilian girls' cocktail glasses

[SPEEDKILLAR]

because they know that...



[gucom, what the hell are you thinking :? ]

[SPEEDKILLAR]

drunk brazillian chicks are

[SPEEDKILLAR]

a great, easy opportunity

[SPEEDKILLAR]

for them to have

[SPEEDKILLAR]

a great and free

[SPEEDKILLAR]

time, they will never

[SPEEDKILLAR]

forget, and cherish forever

[ViperASR]

with 18 y/o hookers

[dude, I dont think you understand the concept of the neverending story :lol: . You give 4 words then someone else does, then you or someone else gives another 4 words. Not 4 word lines by the same person over and over again :lol: ]

[Mattk]

.

Speedkillar went to a

[Stoopie]

nude bar

[SPEEDKILLAR]

but was thrown out :x

[Stoopie]

because he was_too nude

[SPEEDKILLAR]

and his thing was

[Stoopie]

really weird, it looked

[SPEEDKILLAR]

oversized, heavy and powerfull

[Stoopie]

[omfg hahah :P]

and a bit blue-ish

[SPEEDKILLAR]

because of the lube

[Stoopie]

, but enough about_his leg

[SPEEDKILLAR]

[lol, good one]



let's discuss serious

[Stoopie]

shit now!

[SPEEDKILLAR]

Like, are sillicon titties

[Stoopie]

made from steel

[SPEEDKILLAR]

because they feel like

[Stoopie]

ice ice baby

[SPEEDKILLAR]

[ :lol: ]


and we don't like

[Stoopie]

hot fudge

[SPEEDKILLAR]

, but rather hot ass

[Stoopie]

is much more important :mrgreen:

[SPEEDKILLAR]

^damn stoopie, you're fast]

for giving doggystyle love

[Stoopie]

and that's how we

[yea yea :mrgreen: ]

[SPEEDKILLAR]

roll, whenever, wherever.

[Stoopie]

Anyway, Harry Potter was

[SPEEDKILLAR]

sooo gay, beyond imagination

[Stoopie]

, said Hermione and she

[SPEEDKILLAR]

can know, he refused

[Stoopie]

[and she can now? :P]

to cooperate and

[SPEEDKILLAR]

[typo, corrected]


satisfy her hot beaver

[gucom]

[LMAO at this topic :lol: that's some serious spamming in the last 24 hours :o ]

which was chewing trees

[Stoopie]

just like chewbacca

[SPEEDKILLAR]

who looks like bigfoot

[ViperASR]

and chomps like

[Stoopie]

Darth Vader

[Mattk]

on speed.

Stoopie

[Z3uS]

AKA Stoopid was

[ :P ]

[ViperASR]

test driving an elise

[Mattk]

, but, he failed to

[Z3uS]

turn the steering right

[ViperASR]

so he went left

[SPEEDKILLAR]

and headed for a

[ViperASR]

big tree that almost

[Mattk]

reached a height of

[gucom]

10 inches, he hit

[SPEEDKILLAR]

it at 20km/h :shock:

[ViperASR]

knocking the 10in tree

[SPEEDKILLAR]

and his wiener too

[gucom]

far so they broke

[SPEEDKILLAR]

[gucom, I don't see how my sentence and yours make sense?]

[ViperASR]

off and went down

[SPEEDKILLAR]

the hooker district :oops:

[gucom]

[he hit the 10inch tree at 20km/h and his wiener too far so they broke off => it's knocked too far, SNAP! it breaks :P ]

where red lights had

[SPEEDKILLAR]

[aaaah ok]

blinded our sight, so

[ViperASR]

we decided to put

[SPEEDKILLAR]

our Ray-Ban's on

[ViperASR]

and jump into the_fight

[SPEEDKILLAR]

, but got our asses

[gucom]

saved by gucom. N00bs

[bunch of pussies thinking they're tough, need me to rescue them again :P ]

[SPEEDKILLAR]

[damn you, I was hoping we would get our asses kicked by the hookers]

And we were thankful

[silentm]

that our neighbour

[ViperASR]

owned a Ferrari collection

[SPEEDKILLAR]

and a Benz ollection

[ViperASR]

that caught on fire

[Pokiou]

and provided heat to

[Mattk]

homeless people

[Pokiou]

cause they are to

[Mattk]

freeze to death otherwise.

[ViperASR]

Gladened by this stoke

[Pokiou]

advance in man kind

[Pokiou]

Cause men and horses

[Pokiou]

with there selves so

[Mattk]

until he was covered

[Stoopie]

with donuts

[Mattk]

and a thin layer

[gucom]

of normal clothes. In

[ViperASR]

his womens panities_and bra

[SPEEDKILLAR]

wich SPEEDKILLAR liked so

[ViperASR]

, exciting gucom to_the point

[SPEEDKILLAR]

he reached his apex [this is soooo wrong :lol: ]

[Z3uS]

and SPEEDKILLAR quickly unleashed

[SPEEDKILLAR]

his waves of life[ 8) ]

[gucom]

onto these filthy spammers. [ :x ]

[Pokiou]

left eye ball so

[Z3uS]

they could pay the

[ViperASR]

ultimate price for a_cheeseburger

[Mattk]

and large fres.

[Z3uS]

The Le Mans 24_hours

[ViperASR]

was cancelled due to

[Pokiou]

his penis got caught

[Z3uS]

in a fence near

[Mattk]

a local rabbitry owned

[SPEEDKILLAR]

the aussies so much

[ViperASR]

and wings like batgirl

[gucom]

[oh no!!! now u really hurt me, having the Le Mans 24h cancelled because of me!! :( ]

-protecting leather underwear. Considering

[ViperASR]

gucum had to be_naked

[dutchmasterflex]

could cover his balls-in-peanut-butter-and-have-his-dog-lick-it-off.

[gucom]

[word count cheater :P ]

His-dog was aka dutchmasterflex

[hope it tasted good? :wink: :fuck: ]

[dutchmasterflex]

, who was in the mood for a more than just peanut butter and continued to tear apart at his crotch like a wild pack of wolves. The end. :mrgreen:

[SPEEDKILLAR]

But I love ketchup

[Z3uS]

and custard over his

[gucom]

sandwhich, said some1 else

[SPEEDKILLAR]

named Z3uS, who is

[Z3uS]

a badass Mofo. 8)

[SPEEDKILLAR]

And takes it in



[you know what to typ guys :lol: ]

[Z3uS]

a plastic bag

[Stoopie]

and covers it with

[Pokiou]

arsewhole that he cleans

[gucom]

from speedkillar's face. Cats

[Mattk]

with large claws

[gucom]

retract them when sleaping

[ViperASR]

with Gucom's girlfriend upsetting