The neverending story...

[TopGearNL]

together with naked shemales

[Z3uS]

with dicks bigger than

[TopGearNL]

cucumbers and Double GGs.

[ViperASR]

TGNL changed his sig

[TopGearNL]

to a BMW E30M3.

:mrgreen:

[Z3uS]

Which is a very

[TopGearNL]

very nice car.

:mrgreen:

[Z3uS]

After taking the bimmer

[TopGearNL]

Arman and Mihals droveoff

[Z3uS]

Shifting gears together

:mrgreen:

[gucom]

, and "accidentally" grabbing each-others'

[ViperASR]

girls in Z3uS's signature


[BTW :good: :good: :good: :good: :good: :good: :good: :good: :good: ]

[ViperASR]

bmuller thinks about guys

[Z3uS]

twice the size

[ViperASR]

of him, or 4"

[Mattk]

[aww...that's harsh]

because he is, unfortunately,

[ViperASR]

there were two naked

[gucom]

[makes no sense]

continuing from "because he is, unfortunately":

not blessed with anything

[and yeah that signature is AMAZING, its ass perfection :D :drool:

[ViperASR]

like the ass in

[Mattk]

Shrek, that is, Donkey.

[ViperASR]

Spamming reached new levels

[TopGearNL]

in the neverending story

[bmwmpower]

which is far beyond

[Z3uS]

anything ever seen by

[gucom]

mortal wannabe spammers, since

[ViperASR]

the dark ages of

[Mattk]

JW without Spammers Corner,

[ViperASR]

and when the world

[Z3uS]

was the size of

[gucom]

Jlo's big round ass,

[ViperASR]

which was still

[Stoopie]

as round as the

[ViperASR]

planet and as green

[gucom]

as hot girls' eyes

[a green ass? oh boy...]

[Mattk]

.

Meanwhile, batgirl met

[ViperASR]

with Jabba for a

[Mattk]

quick feed, and

[ViperASR]

a drive in his

[Mattk]

spaceship, which contained a

[ViperASR]

large collection of model

[Mattk]

"Padme Amidala" dolls.

[ViperASR]

He wished they were_Pamala_Anderson

[Mattk]

, or batgirl,

[ViperASR]

or a large tree

[gucom]

-hugger like ViperASR. Concrete

[ViperASR]

humper gucom

[ViperASR]

with his concrete grinder

(duh, what else :wink: )

[Mattk]

because the girls don't

[gucom]

eat cereal in over-enthusiastic

[ViperASR]

ways, with their face

[HeilSvenska]

stuffed with angle grinders

[ViperASR]

which was quite painful

[Stoopie]

and boring.

[ViperASR]

The neverending story is

[Stoopie]

never going to have

[ViperASR]

and ending, just like

[saadie]

, stoopie fcked the hoe

[ViperASR]

then the rake

[Stoopie]

and returned them to_saadie&ViperASR

[saadie]

^^HA HA .. .good try mate ;)

then the rake ......

and then the pipe.

:| :lol:

[Stoopie]

[*sigh* I just.. well 0X :prr: ]

Saadie then rode the_pipe

[ViperASR]

to the grocery store

[nice try again :prr: ]

[Stoopie]

to buy some fruits.

[I give up :fuck: ]

[ViperASR]

Stoopie is a fruit

[I rule :fuck: ]

[Stoopie]

, very nice and juicy.

[no I just don't think you will ever give me a break :P :fuck:]

[ViperASR]

like his mates balls

:twisted: sorry, I had to do it.

And if you look back every sentence has to be like 20 words or something, none of the short sentence BS

[Mattk]

which were basketballs.

[ViperASR]

costume like the Juggernaut

[ViperASR]

had some blood on

[Stoopie]

because of his nice

[Mattk]

gunshot wound, which was

[ViperASR]

right in the kisser

[random family guy reference :mrgreen: ]

[Mattk]

.

This hampered his ability

[ViperASR]

and bmuller hooking up

[Mattk]

with batgirl, for some

[Mattk]

With their balls shot-up,

[Stoopie]

they left to go

[Mattk]

to the hospital, where

[Stoopie]

Hermione was still crying

[Mattk]

after being raped by

[Stoopie]

Hagrid, who is really

[Mattk]

bisexual and adores Dumbledore.

[Stoopie]

[why did he rape Hermione since he's bisexual and adores Dumbledore :P]

Britney, meanwhile, went to

[Mattk]

[I don't know. To prove his masculinity to himself?]

Kevin Federline's trailer home

[Stoopie]

[ah that would solve it all.]

to shoot another video

[Mattk]

, sex video, that is,

[Stoopie]

just gross because Britney

[Mattk]

looks like a

[Stoopie]

big bear, Kevin

[ViperASR]

has a small penis

[gucom]

to turn mattk on,

[ViperASR]

so he could run

[Mattk]

[Hey gucom: :fist: :P ]

away.

Britney and Kevin

[ViperASR]

were still having sex

[Mattk]

despite having separated, because

[Stoopie]

Britney looks like a_bear

[gucom]

, but bald and increasingly

[LOL mattk sorry, I made a mistake, i typed that post as a response to the last one on page 180, not noticing there was already a page 82... but it turned out quite funny :lol: ]

[ViperASR]

rotten smelly fish

[Stoopie]

which Hermione didn't like.

[ViperASR]

Stoopie is a spam_whore

[Stoopie]

[:fuck:]

but only posts pure_quality

[HeilSvenska]

circus-grade meat spam

[ViperASR]

that also passes as_turkey

[Mattk]

, or chicken which is

[ViperASR]

People love chicken "parts"

:puke:

[ViperASR]

or at a Circus

[HeilSvenska]

With hairy women who

[Mattk]

look like batgirl

[gucom]

, but without leather suits,

[ViperASR]

cuz naked is better

[Mattk]

Saadie met batgirl

[Mattk]

causing a big

[Mattk]

[eww...]

which batgirl liked, because

[Mattk]

from dirty Gotham City.

[ViperASR]

Batman and Batgirl

[saadie]

called batboy.

[ViperASR]

porn and saving

[saadie]

nudes of batgirl

[saadie]

some choclate whipped creme

[Mattk]

in the making of

[gucom]

his mothers' nipples hard

[gross award! who the fuck is saving nudes of his mom? :? ]

[Mattk]

[Saadie is making the son of Batman and Batgirl a seedy pervert]

and suckable. Batboy

[gucom]

understood his sickness, and

[ViperASR]

didnt want to change

[gucom]

, so viperASR shot him,

[thx viper for ridding the world of 1 incestuous psycho :) ]

[Mattk]

in the penis, so

[s7saleen1019]

he got a sexchange,

[Mattk]

and modelled himself on

[s7saleen1019]

his mom's nude pic,

[Mattk]

and named himself Batgirl II.

[ViperASR]

he is now a_she

[s7saleen1019]

and got DD implants

[Mattk]

to look more like

[ViperASR]

Pamela Anderson who is

[this is getting pretty fucked up :puke: ]

[Mattk]

having an affair with

[ViperASR]

K Fed, so its

[Mattk]

big. Meanwhile, in the

[s7saleen1019]

outskirts of Amsterdam the,

[saadie]

roadrunner out ran itself

[s7saleen1019]

tripped over a skunk,

[saadie]

fell into a hole

[s7saleen1019]

and went to Wonderland

[Mattk]

, a brothel, where batgirl

[saadie]

was raping mattk.

[ViperASR]

Mattk got Batgirl pregnat

[Mattk]

, so he went to

[ViperASR]

Bobs abortion clinic with

[Mattk]

batgirl to abort it.

[s7saleen1019]

with a bat's nose

[saadie]

and bmuller's tail

[saadie]

and ugly black ass. ;)

[s7saleen1019]

He started to do

[Mattk]

nothing, for he was

[Mattk]

and Chuck Norris' girlfriend,

[ViperASR]

still very young and

[Mattk]

a virgin.

Meanwhile, in

[TopGearNL]

Nashville Tenessee Saadie went

[Mattk]

, the improved version, where

[s7saleen1019]

15 and 1/2 kids

[Stoopie]

had a beer

[Mattk]

each, then went to

[Stoopie]

Egypt, because it's so

[Mattk]

in love with Michael.

[Stoopie]

[what the fuck :P]

Michael then showed Mattk

[saadie]

how to lay eggs

[Mattk]

because farming is so

[Stoopie]

lame these days, though

[ViperASR]

Stoopie thinks its cool

[TopGearNL]

and is a farmer.

[ViperASR]

Batgirl's new baby continued

[Stoopie]

Stoopie's long legacy of_farming

[gucom]

, she grew rotten teeth

[BTW LOL @ what this topic has become :lol: ]

[ViperASR]

but she is only

[gucum: at least it isnt like it was 10 or so pages back with the gay sex of many members :puke: ]

[Stoopie]

[LOL no that was just ugly, I can see now :x]

a child, so they

[ViperASR]

decided to rip out

[s7saleen1019]

and put it in

[Stoopie]

a jar of cocktail

[TopGearNL]

:roflmao: :fuck: of all these Spammers. :fuck: :roflmao:

[gucom]

[LOL]

Elevated monks were secretly

[ViperASR]

planning an attack against

[Mattk]

Donald Rumsfeld's house

[s7saleen1019]

but Donald moved undergorund

[ViperASR]

with Dick Cheney

[s7saleen1019]

who shot him accidently

[ViperASR]

as payback while screaming

[Mattk]

"I should've been President!".

[gucom]

Rumsfeld looked worm-like, being

[Stoopie]

a real pain in

[gucom]

his thumb, having hit

[ViperASR]

it with a hammer

[gucom]

, MC hammer clearly touched_it,

[ViperASR]

perhaps even Vanilla Ice

[gucom]

, which would lessen the_pain

[Stoopie]

, though MC Hammer can

[ViperASR]

hit pretty bad with

[Stoopie]

Snap, or they will_attack

[Mattk]

: you can't stop it!

[Stoopie]

MC and Snap went

[Mattk]

on a rampage, through

[Stoopie]

the Rocky Mountains and

[Mattk]

played many concerts to

[Stoopie]

raise money for the

[Mattk]

NAACP, which provoked riots

[Stoopie]

on the streets of_Babylon

[Mattk]

, resulting in rivers of

[Stoopie]

baby tears that lasted

[Mattk]

for a week.

[Stoopie]

They ate ketchup for

[Mattk]

breakfast, because

[ViperASR]

they are that cool

[Mattk]

and decent clothes.

[ViperASR]

Chuck Norris has chest_hair

[Stoopie]

but no decent clothing,

[ViperASR]

he lost his shirt

[Stoopie]

when doing David Hasselhoff

[Mattk]

impersonations, a la Baywatch.

[ViperASR]

He wanted the Baywatch_chicks

[gucom]

but got the dudes,

[ViperASR]

and was very dissapointed

:cry:

[Firdosh7747]

the end

[saadie]

of firdosh's licking machine

[gucom]

was licking a wall

[Mattk]

covered with pictures of

[ViperASR]

David Hasselhoff doing the

[Mattk]

hokey-pokey.

[ViperASR]

Superman and Batman

[Mattk]

went to a pub

[Firdosh7747]

saw hot chixxx

[Mattk]

and decided to

[ViperASR]

watch 2 girls make

[make it interesting 0X ]

[Mattk]

love to Chuck Norris.

[s7saleen1019]

but Chuck had to

[gucom]

play a bagpipe, wearing

[s7saleen1019]

only tube socks so

[Mattk]

Superman and Batman decided

[ViperASR]

to leave WWII

[Mattk]

Museum, to

[ViperASR]

go to the Playboy

[Mattk]

Museum, because

[s7saleen1019]

they wanted to do

[saadie]

the bitch both ways

[TopGearNL]

at one go

[saadie]

one by one

[Stoopie]

and then go to

[gucom]

Hugh Hefner's bedroom for

[Mattk]

a drink of

[saadie]

camel milk with cocoa

[gucom]

, which tastes like deep-fried

[Mattk]

semen.

[ViperASR]

Deepfried anything is better