The neverending story...

[Pokiou]

the balance of orgy

[ViperASR]

for the lesbians

[Z3uS]

two hours before

[Pokiou]

the world biggest clitoris

[Z3uS]

started getting stroked by

[Pokiou]

his tiny hand that

[Mattk]

was covered in

[SPEEDKILLAR]

SPEEDKILLAR's juice of life

[gucom]

[ok so my hand is covered in ur jizz and is stroking the world's biggest clitoris? just asking to make sure i got my facts right :P ]

, which speedkillar drank himself.

[SPEEDKILLAR]

And spit on gucom



[lol, that is tight :lol: ]

[gucom]

's good friend bmuller

[SPEEDKILLAR]

Who bmmuller loves intensly

[gucom]

is his girlfriend Rosie_o'Donnell

[SPEEDKILLAR]

, humping her like crazy

[rave426]

, he shit himself and

[Stoopie]

then had some fries

[Pokiou]

dipped in his shit,

[SPEEDKILLAR]

[WTF, that's sick man :? ]

and with a sip

[gucom]

of fine wine he

[SPEEDKILLAR]

wore a strap-on

[Pokiou]

with sharp edges that

[ViperASR]

cut into his ass

[Pokiou]

and bleed like a

[Mattk]

haemophiliac.

Meanwhile, Dick Cheney

[Pokiou]

sucked sadams penis while

[TopGearNL]

driving the new lp640

[Pokiou]

which crashed into bush's

[TopGearNL]

stretch limo that was

[Pokiou]

made from arab bones

[SPEEDKILLAR]

and turkish feta cheese

[gucom]

-eating lullabie-singing priestesses of

[Stoopie]

the ancient american west

[Z3uS]

, which is a land

[gucom]

where the sun rises

[Stoopie]

and goes down again

[gucom]

in the south-north-south corner

[Z3uS]

unlike places such as

[Mattk]

Z3us' house, where

[SPEEDKILLAR]

gays feel at home

[Stoopie]

and have cocktail festivities

[SPEEDKILLAR]

, disgusting gangbangs with huge

[Stoopie]

pizza's. The good thing

[gucom]

about pizzas is the

[Z3uS]

unfamiliar taste of sewer

[SPEEDKILLAR]

that Stoopie loves to

[Z3uS]

feel, so he eats

[Mattk]

Domino's Pizza very regularly.

[Z3uS]

The owner of Domino's

[Mattk]

liked eating flavoured cardboard,

[Z3uS]

while drinking absynth, thus

[Pokiou]

concluding the fact that

[Mattk]

he is actually Stoopie,

[Z3uS]

which is the same

[Mattk]

as being culinarily uninitiated.

[Pokiou]

So when world peace

[Mattk]

did not occur, Stoopie

[Pokiou]

pulled out his weapon

[Mattk]

, which was a

[gucom]

love-ray shooting dildo minigun

[Pokiou]

with flashing lights, dancing

[gucom]

Pokiou's and more extravagancies.

[SPEEDKILLAR]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[Z3uS]

SPEEDKILLAR was laughing his

[SPEEDKILLAR]

new Evisu pants off

[gucom]

and went streaking in

[Mattk]

the middle of a

[Pokiou]

carpark full of kids,

[SPEEDKILLAR]

who had small bats

[Mattk]

, baseball bats,

[SPEEDKILLAR]

big aluminum one's,

[Z3uS]

sticked up SPEEDKILLAR's arse

[ViperASR]

and hitting him in

(im gone for 3 days and this is what the neverending story turns into :lol: )

[Z3uS]

the rectum, making blood

[ViperASR]

mix with his diarriah

[Z3uS]

infecting him with Cholera

[ViperASR]

causing him to rip

[Stoopie]

his house apart

[ViperASR]

and throw the remains

[Z3uS]

on river Thames.

[Stoopie]

The Tower Bridge wasn't

[Z3uS]

tall enough to carry

[Stoopie]

Britney's guns

[Z3uS]

nor her crazy

[ViperASR]

hairless head

[Z3uS]

and her incredibly huge

[SPEEDKILLAR]

clitoris and penis :?

[Z3uS]

from Kevin Federline, that

[Stoopie]

which she will cut

[Z3uS]

and eat it, while

[Stoopie]

she drinks her own

[Z3uS]

squirt. One hour later

[SPEEDKILLAR]

WTF :mrgreen: :fist: this is nasty

[Stoopie]

[One hour later] she walked away

[Z3uS]

slowly, because she had

[Pokiou]

Jabbas ferrari in her

[gucom]

handbag, it was heavy

[Z3uS]

and she was stoned

[Pokiou]

so didnt get far,

[ViperASR]

across the mexican border

[Pokiou]

before the jumping beans

[ViperASR]

beat her

[Pokiou]

to death with TT's

[ViperASR]

camera, which ment no_more

[Pokiou]

upskirt pictures of old

[Z3uS]

nannies sleeping on the

[Pokiou]

roof with peanut butter

[Z3uS]

up their noses, which

[ViperASR]

caused birds to peck

[Z3uS]

therefore digging holes

[Pokiou]

right through his brain

[Mattk]

.

Meanwhile, in the

[Pokiou]

middleast, Osama was hidding

[Z3uS]

in an ordinary toilet

[Mattk]

, because he was

[SPEEDKILLAR]

getting oral from Bush

[ViperASR]

while playing with his_WMD

[SPEEDKILLAR]

dildo's, made in Japan

[ViperASR]

by sweatshop workers

[lmao, @SPEEDKILLAR :lol: ]

[SPEEDKILLAR]

wich Dave Chappelle hired.

[ :lol: :wink: ]

[Z3uS]

Prehistoric ages

[Stoopie]

are quite old

[gucom]

, too old in fact

[edited :) ]

[Stoopie]

[I was first :mrgreen:]

[Z3uS]

to let ass penetrated

[gucom]

-housewives use time machines

[ViperASR]

to get the penetration

[Z3uS]

from the 30th century

EDIT: 1500 posts :twisted:

[gucom]

, instead of the 21st.

[congrats on almost being somewhat on your way to becoming a lower-class spammer :P ]

[Stoopie]

Z3uS is a spammer

[ViperASR]

with 1500 posts

[contgats]

[gucom]

none of which were

[Stoopie]

his own

[gucom]

to play around with

[Stoopie]

like he usually does

[Alain.]

Almost 25 posts ;)

[Z3uS]

werein the spammers corner

:P

[gucom]

played a vital role:

[Stoopie]

since it is enough

[gucom]

to spam stoopie away,

[Stoopie]

since_he only posts quality

[Stoopie]

some Russian dude

[dani what are you doing here ;)]

[gucom]

[lol heard that1 before]

dani's dick froze off

[Pokiou]

falling off and shattering

[Z3uS]

on the ground, since

[Z3uS]

doing blowjobs like a_crazy

[Stoopie]

sweeping, to clean it

[Z3uS]

from the big foot

[Z3uS]

making his shit go

[Z3uS]

on the opposite direction

[Z3uS]

vomit eating urge, that

:x

[Pokiou]

made him even hornier

[Pokiou]

which was so tight,

[Pokiou]

him have crabs, then

[Z3uS]

[dude, try to restrict the number of words you are using]

[Pokiou]

bmw06m6 swallowed them fast

[Pokiou]

And offered it to Z3us

[Pokiou]

took it in his mouth

[Pokiou]

bmw06m6 to the wall
(lol)

[Pokiou]

which prevented Jabba from

[ViperASR]

from killing him.

[BTW, 4 words per post PLEASE, thanks, and enjoy the spamming :twisted: ]

[Pokiou]

with the electric dildo

[ViperASR]

that was in BMW06M6's ass

[Pokiou]

As TT was swinging

[ViperASR]

his stolen camera

[Pokiou]

right testicle with crabs

[Pokiou]

Z3us mouth to TT's

[Mattk]

ass,

[Z3uS]

that being a lie,

[ViperASR]

ViperASR bought a Playboy

[Pokiou]

bunny that was male,

[Z3uS]

he had a huge

[Pokiou]

hand and pants so

[Z3uS]

Pokiou sucked it wildly

[Pokiou]

the ice popstical. Z3us

( i was waiting for that one)

[Pokiou]

camera for tt so

[Pokiou]

for every1 on jabbasworld.net

[Z3uS]

Sophie Moon was one

[SPEEDKILLAR]

[ :lol: :lol: :lol: LMAO, 4-5 pages in less than a day :shock: ]


so SPEEDKILLAR smacked him

[Mattk]

in the testicles, because

[SPEEDKILLAR]

he was annoyed with

[ViperASR]

people always touching his_nuts

[SPEEDKILLAR]

, his massive beautiful nuts :?

[SPEEDKILLAR]

wich dani loves dearly :mrgreen:

[SPEEDKILLAR]

to show him the

[ViperASR]

Panda he just bought

[ViperASR]

was spreading his evil

[ViperASR]

hump a Z06

[sorry man, I had to do it :wink: ]

[gucom]

but the z06 raced

[ViperASR]

and lost, which upset

[gucom]

the beetle's mechanic balance

[ViperASR]

becuase it beat a_Z06

[Z3uS]

which got RC45 to

[SPEEDKILLAR]

hate the islamoterrorist beetle


[I know, the word doesn't exist]

[gucom]

, islamoterrorist because Beetle disagrees

[Pokiou]

but then osama came

[Z3uS]

and started pumping gas

[gucom]

back in his ass

[Z3uS]

and then he lighted

[Pokiou]

then he was sighted.

[Z3uS]

was 1kph on_an Autobahn

[Pokiou]

driving around the farm

[Z3uS]

attracting attention to the

[Pokiou]

Horny cows having sex

[Mattk]

, and horny girls

[Z3uS]

interested in money, therefore

[Mattk]

making them Paris Hiltons.

[Pokiou]

At the end of

[Mattk]

a long, hard day,

[Mattk]

cybersex activities, because he

[Mattk]

was like a

[Pokiou]

fungus infested lubricated arse

[gucom]

and conservative redneck hillbillies

[Stoopie]

who like to run

[Z3uS]

During Mardi Gras

[gucom]

Z3uS showed his boobies

[SPEEDKILLAR]

known as the heavyweight

[Pokiou]

poo lake swimming

[Mattk]

of Kazakhstan.

[Pokiou]

Borat was so happy

[Mattk]

about his recent

[Mattk]

in his parents' bedroom

[Mattk]

belonging to Old McDonald.

[Z3uS]

Old McDonald had a_farm

[Mattk]

, which Z3us lived on

[Z3uS]

eating Psylocibin mushrooms

[Mattk]

cooked in

[Mattk]

calves.

[Z3uS]

niples from Keeley Hazel

[Mattk]

, in a Colorado hotel,

[gucom]

and milked him empty

[Z3uS]

faster than a Vacum_Cleaner

[ViperASR]

sucking on his weiner

[Mattk]

, in the style_of ViperASR. :twisted:

[gucom]

Quicksand in the universe

[Mattk]

is really really dangerous

[Z3uS]

buy Nike shoes like

[Mattk]

Michael Jordan

[Mattk]

and attractive to women.

[SPEEDKILLAR]

and bad to the

[SPEEDKILLAR]

, because he is weak

[SPEEDKILLAR]

he is still cool 8)

[Mattk]

and attractive to men.

[Mattk]

, James May, Richard Hammond

[gucom]

were arrested for possesion

[Z3uS]

of illicit dildos, because

[Z3uS]

2 shots of ecstasy

[Z3uS]

causing Saadie to

[Mattk]

he was bashed by

[Mattk]

Rice's love child.

[Pokiou]

At the end of