The neverending story...

[gucom]

than cooked by ViperASR,

[Mattk]

because he cannot manage

[gucom]

to stay focused on the

[ViperASR]

food with sexy women

[saadie]

, froot-loops with breast-milk

[gucom]

[froot-loops? :roll: ]

promotion campaign stickers attached

[saadie]

on the ass for

( what :lol: ... i like froot loops ) :lol:

[gucom]

better visibility in foggy

[lol i was wondering what they are... are they the cereal sorta stuff? btw u know ur bad at planning when ur studying spanish at 4 in the morning :? and u know ur bad at that if you resort to JW every 15 minutes :P ]

[ViperASR]

martian days. While cereal

[gucom]

is good with milk,

[saadie]

, breast milk.


[lol i was wondering what they are... are they the cereal sorta stuff? btw u know ur bad at planning when ur studying spanish at 4 in the morning :? and u know ur bad at that if you resort to JW every 15 minutes :P ]

LMAO true :lol:
yeah its the best cereal ever :P ...

[gucom]

[i'll give it a go :P ]

Saadie likes breast milk,

[Mattk]

[Froot Loops is for children, Saadie]

but not breasts, because

[gigdy]

his dad breast fed him as a baby. The End. ahahahahahahahahaha

I win I win

i ended the never ending story. Id like to thank all the people who helped me accomplish this. My mom, the dictionary, microsoft, insight broadband internet, mozilla logitech, amd, asrock, ati, mitsubishi, my fingers (even though they dont fing), and last but not least Jesus (because this is what Jesus would do).

[saadie]

too long and too gay!! soo dosnt count ;)

mattk is a-damn-liar

[gucom]

, afterall saadie HAS breasts. [ :P sry mate ]

[saadie]

NOT!.

[gucom]

[lol 2l8]

Spanish is annoying sometimes,

[Mattk]

because it is

[ViperASR]

like sex, hard_to learn

:lol:

[Stoopie]

for ViperASR. [ :mrgreen: ]

[ViperASR]

Stoopie cant get laid

:mrgreen: :wink:

[Mattk]

because girls don't

[ViperASR]

like his girlyness and

[Mattk]

his lack of

[ViperASR]

equipment to perform the

[Z3uS]

parachute jump while in

[ViperASR]

the army jump plane

[gucom]

that's crashing quite rapidly

[Z3uS]

in middle of the

[ViperASR]

a bowl of fruit_loops

[Z3uS]

with milk. But suddenly

[Mattk]

Saadie invented a breast

[Z3uS]

because the operation didn't

[ViperASR]

but they left his

[wtf :mrgreen: ]

[Z3uS]

teabagged face

[Mattk]

[WTF?!?!?! That's horrible!]

Meanwhile, George W. Bush

[Stoopie]

left the Oval Office_for

[Mattk]

a picnic with

[Stoopie]

Peter Griffin, because he

[ViperASR]

is a dumb as

[Mattk]

Dick Cheney, who

[ViperASR]

likes shooting people

[Mattk]

"accidentally", whilst

[ViperASR]

laughing, making them apolagize

[Z3uS]

for being such a

[Mattk]

big, fat "target".

[gucom]

Elevators filled with lawyers

[ViperASR]

started suing the doors

[Z3uS]

while others farting like

[gucom]

cows were smelling bad

[ViperASR]

and they poo alot

[Mattk]

because of the

[gucom]

thought of mattk stripping

[Stoopie]

makes them fart really

[silentm]

adn pull a booger out of their nose

[ViperASR]

^^
way too many words

From "makes them fart really"

bad, which Mattk likes

[gucom]

to sniff, but it's

[Z3uS]

just a matter of

[Mattk]

[eww... :? ]
opinion.

Meanwhile, in the

[Z3uS]

House of the flying_daggers

[Mattk]

batgirl was

[Z3uS]

practicing dagger throwing

[Mattk]

using pictures of

[Z3uS]

the Pontiac Aztek

[Mattk]

and Batman.

[Stoopie]

Al Pacino was driving

[gucom]

a gangster car, the

[Mattk]

"Batmobile", because he

[gucom]

didn't like chryslers. deNiro

[Mattk]

had a "Batmobile" too,

[gucom]

[would you piss off with your batmobile? :P ]

but ditched it for

[Mattk]

[Hey, the Batmobile is cool!]
an Aston Martin DB9,

[Stoopie]

which James Bond didn't_like

[gucom]

to see stolen, so

[ViperASR]

he made it invisible

[gucom]

, deNiro's body that is.

[gucom]

's clothes but women's make-up

[Stoopie]

is more his thing

[gucom]

, he's avidly applying lipstick

[Mattk]

his penis, because it

[Stoopie]

a weird goose

[Mattk]

roasting on a fire.

[ViperASR]

Most men dont lipstick

[saadie]

unlike mattk who digg's

[gucom]

looking like a transvestite

[ViperASR]

to help attract men

[Stoopie]

for his own satisfaction.

[ViperASR]

We are all spammers

[Z3uS]

with nothing else to

[gucom]

wear than orange bras

[ViperASR]

and JW thongs

:lol:

[Mattk]

[Awwww, no, my secrets revealed!!! :P :lol: )

, so we

[gucom]

spread mattk's secrets, legs,

[Z3uS]

and started screaming

[gucom]

because it was hideous.

[we're screaming remember :wink: ]

[ViperASR]

The screams were heard

[Stoopie]

even in Australia

[ViperASR]

because Mattk is that

[Stoopie]

guy with sensitive

[Mattk]

acquaintances.

Meanwhile, Stoopie crashed

[Stoopie]

the local McDonalds

[Mattk]

because he was

[Stoopie]

very hungry, so he

[Mattk]

robbed the place, before

[Stoopie]

ordering a nice meal

[Mattk]

which he had to

[Stoopie]

pay for and so

[Mattk]

[This doesn't make sense anymore... :lol: ]

he left angrily.

[Stoopie]

[:P well I didn't start the bad talk about you, it was saadie!]

Saadie was walking

[Mattk]

to the brothel, so

[Stoopie]

he could meet up_with

[Mattk]

batgirl and her

[Stoopie]

bathing mates

[Mattk]

for some sensuous action,

[Stoopie]

it was saadie's best

[Mattk]

day of his life.

[Z3uS]

Unlike previously said

[Mattk]

, Saadie is a girl, [:twisted: ]

[Z3uS]

Period.

[Mattk]

He has monthly periods,

[ViperASR]

He was only dreaming

:( :lol:

[Mattk]

about

[Stoopie]

a nice little dress

[Mattk]

and having sex with

[ViperASR]

fat ugly females

:lol: at least its not men :lol:

[Stoopie]

[^ :lol: so saadie is now dreaming about having sex with fat ugly females and a nice little dress :P ]

because they are people_too

xD

[ViperASR]

and deserve a good

[Stoopie]

meal.

[gucom]

You are all dirty

[Z3uS]

enjoyers of Kevin Federline

[gucom]

stumbling and breaking his

[Mattk]

face, because

[ViperASR]

he sucks at life

[Mattk]

and love.

[gucom]

You can sail with_me

[Mattk]

to the land of

[gucom]

no tomorrow, where yesterday

[Mattk]

, well, technically today, [ :wink: ]

[gucom]

only ended milennia ago.

[Mattk]

In any case, gucom

[gucom]

typed this post, which

[Mattk]

he did whilst

[ViperASR]

touching little rabbits

[Mattk]

because they were so

[gucom]

sweet and soft. Uzbekistan

[plz note that i didnt touch the little rabbits in inappropriate places :) ]

[ViperASR]

is a funny word

[gucom]

-loving country, where people

[Z3uS]

like to have sex

[gucom]

with peasants covered in

[ViperASR]

maple syrup, but it

[gucom]

all leaked away quickly

[ViperASR]

leaving a sticky goo

[Mattk]

around their sexual organs,

[Z3uS]

attracting bees that quickly

[Mattk]

stung them there.

[ViperASR]

That really really hurt

[Mattk]

, obviously, but Superman

[ViperASR]

which is why he

[Z3uS]

cannot have children, since

[gucom]

gucom worked freaking hard.

OK guys, since the 200th page is almost here, i think that calls for a celebration. So i figured it'd be fun to recap the whole story... little did i know it was such a fucking amount of work... so here's the first 37 pages, more to follow later. If any1 else wants to make a contribution, let me know by PM so we dont do the same part twice. Im off to the gym now so i cant continue at the moment, but once i/we've got everything together we can put it together in 1 story :)

Once upon a time there was a prostitute who disguises herself as a mutant ninja turtle she was gay and for only 5 she would fuck anyone but shredder due to recycled condom went missing. One night she decided to pee on an electric fence for thrills, just like Myth Busters, this fried her fanny. She went for transplant and found out that she is pregnant with the man from 1982 that miscalculated his coordinates when entering a time-warp with a torn condom while shaving his pubic hair that caught fire while smoking a cigarette after having sex. Next morning, she remembered her pussy was fried but still tried to jam a komodo dragon with her dildo-swords and accidentally cut her head and legs cleanly off. Now TT gets interested so he starts to get his camera ready and his dolls are positioned such that you can see their hairy armpits, so he gets out his Venus (Razor) and starts to shag like it's 1999. She wakes up feeling a slight neck pinch and can't give head the fucking end. Or so you would think , but Merlin the Wizard turns into a pro apple salesman from the planet Gomdrola 5 Alpha. She gets back out then stabs herself with a 12 inch banana and starts to... masturbate and then starts a huge orgasm, then she .... starts masturbating again .... thinking of gucom but couldnt cum anymore. www.jabbasworld.net has decided to give $10,000 to whoever donnates 100,000 pounds by the clever use of donations. The whore ran quickly but didnt see the banana skin which got stuck in her ass but she farted it out accidentally which cut her ass and win a donut. To many freaky perverts At that precise moment, thamar's messege got ignored, which infuriated him so much that he decided to start crying loudly and visit the girl he slept with 9 years who turned out to be a man with a tiny wiener and didn't know how to unbutton her blouse because there were no books "unbuttoning for dummies" but thamar helped him and together they had unbuttoning/unzipping lessons which lasted 8 days but they still cant enjoy each others misformed conceptions of their own because Santa had taken away their homophobic tendencies and replaced them with bananas from Brazil. The whore kept running ..... naked without clothes because her prosthetic legs were real, she slipped but because her boobs had implants she bounced up again and turned around to see thamar wanking while being in a feet-over-head position but better yet she ignored him and ran into a HUGE elephants ass and hid inside it. The elephant felled sick and farted her out but she got stuck, head inside, Thamar seizing the oppurtunity, banged her brains out. ...with his shotgun. but killed the elephant instead Her head was still stuck in the hole but thamar didn't mind and banged her again. After banging her again she got pregnant and had an abortion because she can't afford to have one of mihals many illegitimate mutant offspring. She goes to the online dating agency to find naughtygirl69 In the meanwhile mihals tries to come up with a plan to get the whore pregnant but without her seeing it. After planning for months he finally decides to go for it Armed with his later that night. He snuck into the hoes bed armed with his dildo, but found arman trying to get into the room through the window , but the ho saw thamar under the bed, she lied down on in* the bathtub and waits in a bubble bath for naughtygirl for Mihals to come piss in the toilet and not flush. She saw mihals privates and wash his hand in the bathtub without even knowing she was in the water. he grapped something and squeezed it real tight and the rubber duck blew up with a bang. That scared thamar so he went to investigate and came into the toilet and heard someone calling his name it was arman with a court order for a personal date with the woman who was in the bathtub, with her clothes on and they got soggy so she got angry and pulled them of which resulted in Defqon 4 worldwide and with the UN stating american assault on omaha beach which was later nullified everyone had forgotten about all you wankers with_to_many_cocks_in_their_hands! Thamar was jealous and he wanked in front_of_all_of_us. after the wank off he went to the ho to see how horny she is and how the pregnancy affect her lifestyle but luckily, it hadn’t made her less horny. Soo he took her to a porn movie set and started rolling the cams. It featured on sexcetera, Arman watched it and so did Mihals. Thamar gets mad at Mihals because he didnt invite him at the party hugh hefner got completely naked at the entrence of the white house in Washington. Then, Hillary Clinton said suck my crotch then then Mihals and Thamar start arguing about thamar and the ho who has the bigger penis of them all the ho knew but she didnt want thamar to know that the baby was because mihals didn’t have his balls removed before effing her. All of a sudden, TT gives away inflatable dolls for those who don’t have the looks to get an anal probe. The dolls were used by the ninja’s to corrupt those gentle people. Swords were hidden inside the inflatable dolls and the dildos. TT wanted to see If those fucking dolls were still up for the Doll competition at Jabbasworld. He knew that they were, but sometimes he was not sure he had bad thought.... So he went to www.inflatabledolls.com and ordered the smallest one which was on special discont. But had big problems with inflating and Possibilitys to Break. So he decided to go buy a full size but this one weighs twice as much as Jabba The Hut. Then jabba kicked bultaco’s ass in front of TT. Then BUltaco piss off in his pants and ... Started to think in tht nuaghtgirl is damn-sexy but thats not true so naughtygirl69 came up which is a lie. The truth is Naughtygirl is too damn sexy. has a pegina isn't really a girl or a guy but is damn sexy. She is a woman with real breasts and a totally fake ass but they are still cup size double D. All her plastic surgery is paid by the twisted moderators of JW with the paypal Money from Dani and LotusGT1. They steal everyone’s Money and donnate it to JW just like robin hood. We still like them because they seem to have something in common with our future interests they invest in Naughtygirl69's hard core porn site future actress work in doll and kept it NSFW but it never had a sexual relationship with a real man only with men like saadie. The whore left and went to Mihals but found TopGearNL in Holland, so she went the gas station looking Really horny and really really drunk, Jabba and TT came and kidnapped the whore away from TopGearNL. But suddenly a big motored car driven by arman arrived and grabbed one of TT's inflatable dolls and the ho was very jealous. She kicked jabba&TT balls and ran to Mihals, mihals got scared and pissed this pants again. But he didn't run away from the ho, and she ran And took a Lambo owned by Bam Margera the lambo broke down on route 66 when Johny Deep and Ron Jeremy were extremely high driven that old bus filled with pot-smoke and TT''s inflatable dolls. They stoped and opened a new package of asiatic silicone real dolls and inflatable dildo's and started boobjobbing them. Then Nghtgirl stole the panties TT was wearing, and took the bus to Ireland. The bus sunk however, She wanted irish beer so she swam onwards. Then a bluish ship called the Titanic emerged with Leo dIcaprio and not forgetting kate who was banging Thamar Nghtgrl suddenly blasted Leo´s head of with a well-aimed cumshot after wanking. She sailed finally to a deserted desert island. She found a strange penis shaped rock which she sat on for 5 days. The view wasnt encouraging but the feeling was kinda like banging TT. Suddenly Lost Soyer appeared and took her place. He sat 10 days While those days nghtgirl got sand in his inflatable dildo. To clean it, he brought Jabba and TT who did position 69 driving an apache helicopter and gunning down ho's. Jabba and TT finished and decided to go to pick nghtgrl and sniff his panties. They left the island on a raft filled with rum and lime and sugar and salt and automatic cocktel bender smoking cigarettes and drinking. During the luxury cruise they sailed to Cuba. Fidel made a party in return for dolls. The party was 4 days and then the dolls were used by Fidel to upset the USA. He launched them with Jabba TT Nghtgrl together with the ho's. They crashed in Indianapolis , right into the Indy500 , the corvette safetycar driven by Raikkonen spun over a doll And hit that spanish foo in the Renault pits. Ronin005 wanked in stalls where michael schumacher was Schumi kissed Ronin and Jabba got jealous. SFDMALEX got jealous too and TT went mad. Then Nghtgrl showed Schumi that that spanish foo knows voodoo that spanish foo pricked Schumi penis and shrunk his head while Raikkonen was fighting bernie ecclestone. During that Flavio Briatore emptied Schumachers tyres. After this, they drank gasoline and lubricant oil and shat themselves continuously waiting nghtgrl exotic dance in the playboy mansion. Then, Dani said: what a couple of filthy doll haters here you should try a Arnold Schwarzenegger inflatable doll he'll rip off your pants and stick a little puppy in your hole of ur penis and twist your nipples. Clarkson came and shat in the room on top of Richard with a little puppy pissing on james may....
Illustration by heilsvenska: http://img190.imageshack.us/img190/5779/piss6az.jpg
Meanwhile the stig crawled in-between viki’s legs while setting a laptime riding top gear dog around the TopGear Track. Tiff got jelous and plato .... got on a trike and followed the dog to the Turkish GP .... did 5 laps and ..... exploded in a firey burst like fireworks, after which naughtygirl69 decided to run away from every living thing because the zombie of Plato ate her big tits adn was after her ass but it was purple. The ho meanwhile ate a lot of banannas and offered some to donkey kong, but he gave them to RC, and naughtygirl. RC loves naughtygirl but he is homosextual so he likes pink Cadillacs and drives a POS lawn mower but with a LS7 engine with .0023 BHP at the rotors , HRE rims, and slicks which slip on grass cos its slippery after naughtygirl/ fatty slits her wrists with scissors and a donut in her hand and bleeds to death. Naughtygirl is now dead and saadie strikes back with lots of fat and is called fatty. But fatty wasn't really Fatt atall and decided to run because (s)he used SlimFast wich didnt really work because of naughtygirl’s donuts jabba got hungry and grilled fatty's ass. and ate the donuts. The donut-fatty-ass combo sickened him and he vomited like an elephant and drowned midget-tom in puke ,midget looks in agony, uttering his last words: bombs on yo' moms! Then fatty did the gayest thing ever he ate jabba’s vomit. Fatty met Chuck Norris Chuck. Norris is god. Chuck kicked Fatty's ass and then spanked it with his martial arts ... and his supernatural farts which have a license to kill the Ho's , the hoe killed chuck norris and David Hasselhoff appeared with no clothes on fatty kicked him in the balls hasselhoff called Kit and ran away running over hasselhoff!! On the other side it was StAnger in a VW polo doing some drift stunts while looking backwards at a naked 65yo woman and Bultaco chasing her with loosley hung detachable-breasts saying: "lol@that post" and farts real hard and also shouting: "Fattyyyyyy I... want to slap you then he died with an artificial pop-in-knive TT. was making photos and painting dolls and painting photos and taking dolls when LotusGt1 stole his paint brush and paints and escaped in Vespino which crashed after colliding with Britney Spears while riding a South-american ant-eater, who was staring at ARMAN's crotch fungus, liking a sweet lilipop candy which tastes like cornflakes then he jumped on ,like kagroo, a rat with a purple eye cause he couldnt stand on 5 legs , the fifth being the tail?, but the Earth's revolving motion caused the Demon's binary revenge to be aimed at the whores ass even those who dont comply with "Dollpaintinglaw Article1759" may go piss on their own penis warts and after that . Gucom failed to fart cos he was banging so he burped instead , while making HalleBerry ejaculate on a diamond plated floor, yelling "HARDER GUCOM!!" He then woke up from his dream, in a puddle of dog poop on the city trash dump site. The elephant suddenly remembered the neverending story, farted real hard and caused a hurricane in the ho's face , blowing her away to armans arms and the rabbit hole , aka armans arms, had a licence to kill but no gun or sharp weapons, only with seduction and his sexy grin. Max wanked real hard and fatty's post count thrived with unrestrained potential of throwing up on Fatty's fat arse.... many post counts rised and the spaming whores pooped on ronin’s head who wearing fattys hat that fatty trashed 2 years ago ronin got from trash and proceeded to eat the day old taco with jellybean donuts and a bottle of JD with no alcohol or yellow 5 added to or bottle opener but alcohol WAS added by Toronto who came only it didnt taste so Boris Yeltsin brought the 95º russian Vodka emptied bottle and hit the road in brandnew Arman shoes. Arman called the CableGuy to say theres no vodka in the fridge so he decided to sell his lada for a million brazillion drakmas just to buy a pink Bugatti Veyron dinky of 1/200 scale as a present to his first date. Meanwhile in Russia 3 Ladas drift along the icey roads heading to kick dutchmasterflex for breaking RULE of FOUR words! The road however was damn slippery and inresult the cars went directly into a controlled skid. But exploded anyway. In the flames, there was that cute Koala a roasted and toasted koala , he was indian...... with pork fried rice and a007apl brazil bananas with a side of toffee and other TexMex and then the fun was to throw comic book hero puppets to those fu***** pigeons who love to shit on Bultaco's car. Truly. However, three books were set on fire because its one way to donkey poop land. Early in the morning saadie went to the sexshop to buy some dildos for dani who owed Fatty a blender and rubberbands. Dani gave those dildos to arman and adolfo who went to visit topgearnl for a stop at the pub. They got drunk and got caught speeding in ARMAN’s Lada and got arrested Dani stole the Lada back from the police, the policemen were doping, and saadie nicked it and gave it away to jabba and tt who were in McDonalds hitting on the waiteresses showing off the Enzo and asking for but got Fatty’s pubes louses and glow-worms that's Fatty's nick revenge! They got in (the) Lada and hit the road only after hitting a couple of homlesses and laughing their asses of at the thought of the homeless losing teeth they hit theroad again and to the strip joint where the ho stripped and threw her g-string in the dump becuase MaxPower drooled over it. After smothering chocolate mousse all over the stripper's titties, he whipped out a cheese flavoured taco , and fed another customer cause he was full of eating all that horse crap filled with flys and penuts which fell of the strippers ass hole. Full of old used condoms and Taco cheese sauce which was hot and had a hallucination effect because of the magic-mushroms which grew out of the garbage can, he was having a cig and blowjob while the mushroooms were making him see his dead boy friend come back like a female orangutang and screaming like a shrew. He had a blast smoking that shit over his pants like a huge squirrel fed with anabolic steroids. donkey stung the ostrich while he kept hallucinating because of pepsi and mentos. When the hallucinating effect was at its peak the shit squirrel put alot of viagra in the-pepsi. The squirrel drank it, and started jumping like a horny flea doing voodoo dance and humping the neighbours with a broom until it broke.

[ViperASR]

200 pages is longer

[gucom]

than 199 pages, but

[i feel like einstein now :) ]

[ViperASR]

we are spamming away

[Z3uS]

until we get to

[Mattk]

page infinity!

[Z3uS]

Mr._Green ( :mrgreen: ) was high on

[Mattk]

weed, because he

[Z3uS]

is smiling for no

[Mattk]

reason, other than

[Stoopie]

being green.

[btw: "The squirrel drank it, and started jumping like a horny flea doing voodoo dance and humping the neighbours with a broom until it broke. " wtf? :P]

[Mattk]

Meanwhile, Stoopie and

[Stoopie]

Mattk were racing

[Mattk]

toy boats in the

[Stoopie]

Atlantic Ocean, causing a

[Mattk]

large oil tanker to

[Stoopie]

rock and roll

[Mattk]

like Elvis Presley.

[gucom]

The ho was still
[congratz mattk for making the first post on page 200 :P lets go for 1000 8) ]

[Mattk]

warm and horny

[ViperASR]

and really impressed by

[200 pages of pure spam :twisted: i love it]

[Mattk]

Mattk's impressive physique, which

[gucom]

was big and round

[Mattk]

, therefore muscular and attractive.

:mrgreen:

[gucom]

The ho was blind

:P so whats ur phisique REALLY like?

[Mattk]

[No, I am not a muscular man, I'm afraid.]

, like that matters,

[gucom]

she can still suck,

[4100 post :) :P i think about 2000 of em were made here :mrgreen: ]

[ViperASR]

and do the no

[Mattk]

-holds-barred fucking.

[ViperASR]

You guys are dirty

[Mattk]

, like Idin, who

[ViperASR]

is also known_as Ldin

[Mattk]

, which stands for

[ViperASR]

"large dual injection nos"

[i dont freakin know :lol: ]

[Stoopie]

or "loose dramatic insulted_nose"

[Mattk]

, or "loser down_in Nevada".

[ViperASR]

Lden, and his_fantastic nicknames

[gucom]

are all rather pathetic,

[ViperASR]

but we tried

:roll:

[gucom]

making him pretty fly

[Z3uS]

for the white guy

[gucom]

he is, sadly that's

[ViperASR]

not the case, he

[gucom]

is a crying loser.

sry ldin :) u know we love u :P

[ViperASR]

Meanwhile, Paul_fucking_walker and Vin_Diesel

[Mattk]

met Chuck Norris for

[ViperASR]

a total gym

[Mattk]

session, involving a

[ViperASR]

stipper and some steriods

[Mattk]

, along with a very

[Z3uS]

big stereo sound system

[Mattk]

playing 1980s rap music.

[checkit123]

while chuck banned Ldin, in the spammers corner, thats right i am the first!!!
also, make sure you donate and reply to chucks topics, its a sure way to get banned!


p.s:i win! lol

[gucom]

[ignoring the previous post for word count violations]

"Walk this way" was

[Stoopie]

a great song, which

[ViperASR]

didnt involve chuck norris

[Mattk]

, which is fortunate, because

[ViperASR]

he would try_to sell

[Mattk]

it for a big

[ViperASR]

infomercial, with hott girls

[gucom]

but no good music. :(

[Z3uS]

While looking at a

[gucom]

greek god named Zeus,

[Z3uS]

personified by me,

[Caplax40]

but given my good looks and superior intellect

[Z3uS]

but given my good looks and superior intellect
Let's stick to the thread rules, only 4 words.

[Mattk]

[we'll let it slide]

, Chuck Norris decided to

[TopGearNL]

roundhouse kick everyone

[ViperASR]

but Zeus was too

[Mattk]

powerful to defeat, therefore

[Z3uS]

having a pokemon battle

[ViperASR]

with pokemon playing cards

[Mattk]

levelled the playing field.

[gucom]

Hera cheated though, so

[ViperASR]

he lost, upsetting

[Mattk]

the mighty George Bush

[ViperASR]

so he went to_war

[Mattk]

using a variety of

[gucom]

farts and bad odors

[Mattk]

and chemical weapons that

[ViperASR]

could not be found

[Mattk]

by sniffer dogs.

[gucom]

They did however find

[Stoopie]

Harry's magical wand

[Mattk]

and disturbing pictures of

[ViperASR]

Hermione and (the big harry dude, I forgot his name)

[HeilSvenska]

with a blowup Legolas (from Lord of the Rings)

[Mattk]

engaging in some orgiastic

[gucom]

truffle eating. Mattk's airplane

[Mattk]

is cool, because it