The neverending story...

[bultaco_metralla]

to hear Sunshine&Lollipops

[Mattk]

Ghetto Big Mac.

[bultaco_metralla]

strawberry jawbreaker. His jaw

[Mattk]

was fucked up

[saadie]

with a bee hive

[bultaco_metralla]

and Ronin tryed to

[saadie]

wear 122 shirts

[bultaco_metralla]

with hello kitty logo!!!
http://img118.imageshack.us/img118/6717/hellokittyjpeg1ru5.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[Mattk]

He failed, because

[Mattk]

wallet.

[Mattk]

Vladimir Putin and

[Mattk]

went bird hunting.

[ViperASR]

Bush, who

[saadie]

kicked him in the butt

[gucom]

An A-bomb ended up

[Skaala]

hole

[Mattk]

destroyed

[saadie]

uranus

[Mattk]

"Nice", said

[saadie]

mattk

:mrgreen:

[Mattk]

, or rather, his clone, called

[5vz-fe]

wowitsalreadypage73. This thread is

[Mattk]

as crazy as Tom Cruise, who, speaking of which,

[bultaco_metralla]

hes going to_be Raeliano!

[saadie]

. Jhonny depp

[bultaco_metralla]

, completely rum drunk,

[saadie]

just like bultaco :drinking:

[Mattk]

, farted, and

[bultaco_metralla]

put LSD in Mattk's_drink

[gucom]

tom cruise smelled it,

[TopGearNL]

and fell in love

[saadie]

with a kangroo

[TopGearNL]

named skippy and

[ViperASR]

took it back to Oprah's house to

[gucom]

to discuss free cars

[5vz-fe]

that runs on poops.

[HeilSvenska]

Oprah then decided to

[5vz-fe]

goto Cruise's house and

[ViperASR]

steal Suri and

[TopGearNL]

set it on fire.

[gucom]

got impregnated by dani

[Z3uS]

who banged her

[5vz-fe]

at a random rate

[gucom]

untill tomcruise killed him

[gucom]

sucked tom cruises dick

no cheatin the rules of life or you'll be punished: dead is dead xept when ur jesus! :P

[saadie]

not knowing bmuller is behind him ready to

[saadie]

, the calf's mommy

:twisted:

[bultaco_metralla]

was running away from RedNecks

[saadie]

who had bull-horns

[gucom]

which punctured bmullers water-head

[saadie]

and he got pregnent


haha i meant the other horns ..... the peep peep ones :lol:

[Mattk]

[What's with this violence?!?!]

Nine months later,

[saadie]

gucom was born

:D

i dont know ..... lol ... you'll find plenty of it in the early pages :lol: :P

[gucom]

, making the world a_better_place. <period

lol so i was born by a guy skullfucking another guy with a waterhead??

[saadie]

:hmm: umm no ...
you wqere born after rednecks fucked bmuller with a bullhorn :lol: :mrgreen: ....
this is some really freaky fascinating shyt we are coming up with ... :twisted: :lol: :lol:

soo anyway


TGNL found a new way to
:mrgreen:

[saadie]

but nothing hapenned

:mrgreen:

[gucom]

, so he earfucked bmuller.

cmon dont tell me u didnt see that coming :P

[saadie]

Soo ferrari made a



aaahaha sweet !!!! :fuck:

[Mattk]

commemorative automobile, which looked like

[Mattk]

[I knew that was coming]

The penismobile

[bultaco_metralla]

, with Vagina12 Engine,

[saadie]

one stroke drive,


haha ... SPM Stroke per minute .. lol

[gucom]

was driven by an_ass

(schumi? he drives a sort of penismobile, with a bit of imagination you can see a penis and 2 balls in it from the top :P )

[Mattk]

schumi? he drives a sort of penismobile, with a bit of imagination you can see a penis and 2 balls in it from the top

You've been looking at too much porn. :lol:

.

In response,

[gucom]

Raikkonen bought a boobmobile

(i always knew i liked him better :P )
and no, to the contrary, its been aaaages since ive watched porn, maybe im hallucinating from the lack of it :P :)

[Mattk]

, inspired by

[saadie]

honey bees

[Mattk]

and

[gucom]

did a raindance because

[Mattk]

his crops were dying.

[gucom]

Mattk then decided to

[TopGearNL]

shoot saadie in his

[gucom]

cried out in pain

[ViperASR]

He then remembered

[spanky]

he had a spare

[Mattk]

prosthetic penis

[black_magician]

that was made

[TopGearNL]

out of jelly and

[bultaco_metralla]

big mushroom in top

[gucom]

, but it melted in_the_sun

[Mattk]

and saadie started crying.

[bultaco_metralla]

Cucumbers were good choice

[ViperASR]

for a backup

[Mattk]

prosthetic penis, but

[bultaco_metralla]

decided_for a Siffredi replica

[topgeartom]

as they are much

[gucom]

tastier according to topgeartom.

[spanky]

went to a siffredi tasting

[Mattk]

session, with

[topgeartom]

an animosity towards the

[Mattk]

Taliban,

[bultaco_metralla]

The Taliban joined the_group

[bultaco_metralla]

cucumbers to improve skill,

[Mattk]

at agricultural terrorism.

[bultaco_metralla]

After GANG_BANG Saadie went

[Mattk]

home to Osama's

[TopGearNL]

bitch, named TopGearTom and

[Mattk]

together, they

[TopGearNL]

did the Kamasutra

[Mattk]

with

[TopGearNL]

Off Topic!!

-Where's Saadie-

He's the worst spammer :twisted:

[Mattk]

Meanwhile, George W. Bush

[bultaco_metralla]

cut his penis with

[TopGearNL]

a plastic knife and

:oops: Thats gotta hurt

[topgeartom]

Upon hearing this, Blair

[TopGearNL]

shaved his

[ViperASR]

his mom's

[ViperASR]

He then took a

[spanky]

small walnut to replace

[Mattk]

brain, and

[bultaco_metralla]

replace it in Bush's

[spanky]

little toe

[Mattk]

.

Meanwhile, in saadie's house,

[spanky]

a large sloth

[Mattk]

called

[spanky]

titwillow

[Mattk]

went up to saadie

[bultaco_metralla]

room and got a

[Mattk]

dildo to

[bultaco_metralla]

mix peanut butter with

[TopGearNL]

Johnny Walker Black Label

[spanky]

He then spat it

[Mattk]

[This is disgusting :lol: ]
, upon which topgearNL

[bultaco_metralla]

had a rainbow tattoo,

[Mattk]

Upon hearing of this,

[dutchmasterflex]

he shit all over himself.

the end.

[Mattk]

Meanwhile, in

[gucom]

Osama's ass, saadie orgasm'd

(had an orgasm, but 4 word limit :wink: )

[Mattk]

and then

[gucom]

osama sucked a goat.

[Toronto]

the end!

[bultaco_metralla]

Bultacos's friend Dani was

[Mattk]

when suddenly, Saadie

[bultaco_metralla]

appeared with some beers

[gucom]

and got drunk with

[bultaco_metralla]

while Ronin driving_as chofer

[gucom]

got his dick removed

[Mattk]

to give to saadie.

[gucom]

saadie swallowed it whole,

[TopGearNL]

just like Jenna Jameson.

[gucom]

and swallowed her whole too.

:P just for you ronin :D

[bultaco_metralla]

Gucom's swallow style was

[TopGearNL]

out of this world

[gucom]

, but bettered by TopGearNL's.

[TopGearNL]

OMG you bitch :twisted:

Bultaco_metralla and his Getz

[gucom]

had sexual intercourse, and

this cant go good forever :P

[TopGearNL]

Saadie was thinking

Friendships are being broken in this Topic :mrgreen:

[gucom]

about joining this party.

lol yupp... or maybe we'll bring saadie, bultaco and his getz together into a beautiful relationship :P

[bultaco_metralla]

Gucom appeared jealousy!!

[gucom]

And he was, because

[TopGearNL]

Dani was

[gucom]

having an affair with

[TopGearNL]

Monica Lewinsky and

(special for Gucom :mrgreen: )

[gucom]

ended up blowjobbing bill_clinton.

"i did not have a sexual relationship with that woman..only with dani, and DAMN it was good, beats the hell out of hillary :D "

sry dani, u know i love you :)

[TopGearNL]

Then Saadie went

[TopGearNL]

, with Mihals also present

[gucom]

they washed cars topless.

[Mattk]

George W. Bush

[gucom]

and spoke that awful_texan_accent

[TopGearNL]

and drove a Hyundai Accident

[Mattk]

and drove a Hyundai Accident

:lol:

Upon reaching there, they

[gucom]

joined al qa'ida and

[Mattk]

to collect some nukes.

[bultaco_metralla]

But nukes were expired,

[TopGearNL]

didn't have a VISA

[bultaco_metralla]

isnt allowed in Russia

[gucom]

so they were fucked

[TopGearNL]

while driving a

[Mattk]

car owned by bultaco

[bultaco_metralla]

in TT's new Porsche

[TopGearNL]

located in Zurich. After

[ldin]

of beating the

[frozzu]

Porsche started having problems and

[gucom]

burned down saadie

[saadie]

's little piggy bank :(

[ViperASR]

which already had no

[gucom]

ass because saadie raped_it

[saadie]

haha you sick bastards :fuck:

i just read all the way from page 78 :lol: ... you fuckers :twisted:

anyways :lol: :lol:

with lots of bahrani dirhams

[gucom]

as spectators enjoying themselves

[saadie]

watching gucom suffer from

[gucom]

exhaustion after fucking heidi klum. :prr:

[saadie]

aww exhausted :lol: .. you poor little thing :lol: .....
i dont like heidi klum anyway :prr:


..........
:mrgreen:

TG NL and TGT went to disneyland

[ldin]

duke. from the

[gucom]

front and back simultaneously.

ouch poor thing, shes like 60 now :P

[TopGearNL]

\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/

[gucom]

*TGNL you missed a post, edit yours so i can change mine*
**ignoring TGNL's post, continuing from "this caused her to"**

scream out in pain

[TopGearNL]

was too big.

:mrgreen:

[TopGearNL]

Bultaco's dick and

[ldin]

in a circle _ _ _ _

[saadie]

, saadie spanked dani

[Mattk]

, upon which dani

[saadie]

thretened the octopus

[TopGearNL]

from James Bonds Octopussy

(where the hell did that come from :mrgreen: )

[saadie]

, the octopus went to the bull shark

( hehe ..... you see .... we gotta keep this going on ... sooo throw in all the random shyte you can think of :mrgreen: )

[Mattk]

[WTF?]
Meanwhile, saadie decided

[TopGearNL]

with a rubber duck

[ldin]

that looked like ronin.



***since everyone is throwing in names***


:P

[bultaco_metralla]

Saadie killed Idin....

LOL dude, sorry

[ldin]

and bultaco_metralla,


***karma sucks :p***

[bultaco_metralla]

who exploded in huge_fart

[saadie]

just like a female ejaculation


:? :lol:

[TopGearNL]

as seen on Squirting101

[saadie]

,the kangroo got pregnent


-------------------------------------

^^lmao ... you saw it too ....

daaamn .. we gotta keep these little kids away from all the good stuff :lol: :mrgreen:

[TopGearNL]

and a little Kangoo

Who are you calling a little kid :twisted:

[ldin]

busted a load

[TopGearNL]

of dvd players

[ldin]

in the right

[Daggernite]

side of the belly

[TopGearNL]

from fat bastard

[Mattk]

as seen on Squirting101

[There are better ones.]

who was bultaco's ghost.

[ldin]

After 10 viagra,

[saadie]

bultaco went to a party

[TopGearNL]

at the playboy mansion

[frozzu]

only to wank at the bathroom

[TopGearNL]

over Hugh Hefners Sink

[ViperASR]

to a picture of_his_mom's

[saadie]

best friends little daughters best friend mother in law



:mrgreen:

[TopGearNL]

also known as Saadie.

(4 words Saadie my young Padawan 4 words :wink: )

[gucom]

Dani froze his dick off

[bultaco_metralla]

and called demon for

// Lol You guys @playboy story ROFL //

[TopGearNL]

a wodka martini,

(shaken not stirred offcourse :mrgreen: )

[gucom]

a warming blowjob and

[gucom]

only in drinking martini.

:arrow: so NOT in blowjobbing! :P

[TopGearNL]

Gucom also wanted a

[gucom]

pizza_hawaii and got one

[TopGearNL]

right up his arse

[TopGearNL]

from his friend Saadie.

(Dani and me teaming up :) )

[gucom]

lol the morale of this story: be careful what you wish for :P

and jumped up and

[TopGearNL]

cried his eyes out.

[gucom]

TGNL+Dani DP'd a horse,

[TopGearNL]

but this was a tale.

[Mattk]

Gucom, bultaco and saadie

[bultaco_metralla]

owned mattk about spamming

[saadie]

, bultaco jumped in joy :lol:

[TopGearNL]

and started bashing

[bultaco_metralla]

kindly TGNL with inflatable_doll

[TopGearNL]

but only gently.

B*ST*RDO :mrgreen:

[bultaco_metralla]

They decided to go

LOL :lol:

[TopGearNL]

and sabotage Bultaco's Getz

[saadie]

by pooping in-the back-seat

:mrgreen:

[TopGearNL]

and cut the Brakes

LOL Saadie :mrgreen:

[Mattk]

. But, bultaco

[TopGearNL]

never uses brakes and

[gucom]

enjoys sitting in poop. :mrgreen: :P

[gucom]

a bear ate cookies

[Mattk]

, stolen from saadie.

[saadie]

Saadie spanked the bear(aka gucom)

[gucom]

, like he always spanked_tom_cruise.

damn im being sexually harassed while wearing a bear suit :?

[Mattk]

Later that day, saadie

[gucom]

cut himself on a