The neverending story...

[Pehtren]

doll and kept it

[saadie]

NSFW but it never

[TopGearNL]

had a sexual relationship

[TopGearNL]

only with men like

see you later bMuller

[saadie]

saadie. >period< :mrgreen: The whore left

[TopGearNL]

and went to Mihals

[saadie]

but found TopGearNL in

[TopGearNL]

Holland, so she went

nearly ownage :lol:

[saadie]

^^ tht dont make gramatical sence .. :prr:
sooo ..:P

""but found TopGearNL in ""..... the gas station looking

[bultaco_metralla]

Really horny and really

[saadie]

really drunk,
:mrgreen:

[TopGearNL]

Jabba and TT came

[saadie]

and kidnapped the whore

[TopGearNL]

away from TopGearNL.

[Mopsdrops]

But suddenly a big

[bultaco_metralla]

motored car driven by

[saadie]

arman arrived and grabbed

[TopGearNL]

one of TT's inflatable

[saadie]

dolls and the ho

[TopGearNL]

was very jealous.

[saadie]

She kicked jabba&TT balls

:lol:

[TopGearNL]

and ran to Mihals

LOL naughtygirl69 :mrgreen:

[saadie]

, mihals got scared and

hehe :twisted:

[TopGearNL]

pissed this pants again.

[TNT]

But he didn't

[saadie]

run away from the

[TopGearNL]

ho, and she ran

[bultaco_metralla]

And took a Lambo

[TopGearNL]

owned by Bam Margera

[bultaco_metralla]

the lambo broke down

[TopGearNL]

on route 66

[bultaco_metralla]

when Johny Deep and

[gucom]

Ron Jeremy were extremely

(BTW LOOOOL at htis story :P )

[bultaco_metralla]

high driven that old

[gucom]

bus filled with pot-smoke

[TopGearNL]

and TT''s inflatable dolls.

LOL, we really shitspammed a lot the last 2 days :shock:

[bultaco_metralla]

They stoped and opened

[gucom]

a new package of

[bultaco_metralla]

asiatic silicone real dolls

[TopGearNL]

and inflatable dildo's

[gucom]

and started boobjobbing them.

[edit: i skipped that dildo post]

[bultaco_metralla]

Then Nghtgirl stole the

[gucom]

panties TT was wearing,

[bultaco_metralla]

and took the bus

[gucom]

The bus sunk however,

[bultaco_metralla]

She wanted irish beer

[gucom]

so she swam onwards.

[bultaco_metralla]

Then a bluish ship

[TopGearNL]

called the Titanic

[bultaco_metralla]

emerged with Leo dIcaprio

[TopGearNL]

and not forgetting kate

[gucom]

who was banging Thamar

[bultaco_metralla]

Nghtgrl suddenly blasted Leo´s

[TopGearNL]

head of with a

[gucom]

well-aimed cumshot after wanking

[bultaco_metralla]

She sailed finally to

[bultaco_metralla]

She found a strange

[TopGearNL]

penis shaped rock

[TopGearNL]

for 5 days.

[bultaco_metralla]

The view wasnt encouraging

[TopGearNL]

but the feeling was

[gucom]

kinda like banging TT.

plz note that im not an expert witness here :)

[bultaco_metralla]

Suddenly Lost Soyer appeared

[gucom]

and took her place.

[TopGearNL]

He sat 10 days

[bultaco_metralla]

While those days nghtgirl

[gucom]

got sand in his

[bultaco_metralla]

inflatable dildo.

[gucom]

To clean it, he

[TopGearNL]

brought Jabba and TT

[gucom]

who did position 69

[bultaco_metralla]

driving an apache helicopter


///***we should resume all this in one post the day it ends... LOL***///

[gucom]

and gunning down ho's.

[TopGearNL]

Jabba and TT finished

I edited it

[gucom]

and decided to go

[bultaco_metralla]

to pick nghtgrl and

[gucom]

sniff his panties.

[bultaco_metralla]

They left the island

[gucom]

on a raft filled

[bultaco_metralla]

with rum and lime

[saadie]

and sugar and salt

[bultaco_metralla]

and automatic cocktel bender

[Pehtren]

smoking cigarettes and drinking

[bultaco_metralla]

.During the luxury cruise

[gucom]

they sailed to Cuba

[bultaco_metralla]

.Fidel made a party

[gucom]

in return for dolls

[bultaco_metralla]

The party was 4 days

[TopGearNL]

and then the dolls

[bultaco_metralla]

were used by Fidel

[TopGearNL]

to upset the USA.

[gucom]

He launched them

[bultaco_metralla]

with Jabba TT Nghtgrl

[gucom]

together with the ho's

[bultaco_metralla]

They crashed in Indianapolis






///*** btw , what does ho's mean***///

[gucom]

, right into the Indy500

ho's = whores, aka sluts, aka uhm...puta in spanish?

[TopGearNL]

, the corvette safetycar

[bultaco_metralla]

driven by Raikkonen

[gucom]

spun over a doll

[bultaco_metralla]

And hit Alonso in

[TopGearNL]

the Renault pits

[bultaco_metralla]

Ronin005 wanked in stalls

[gucom]

where michael schumacher was

[bultaco_metralla]

Schumi kissed Ronin



///***seriously, got to make one post with the story, Jabbas Spam Stories Vol 1, ill make it for those who wants to read it***///

[TopGearNL]

and Jabba got jealous.

[bultaco_metralla]

SFDMALEX got jealous too

[TopGearNL]

and TT went mad.

[bultaco_metralla]

Then Nghtgrl showed Schumi

[5vz-fe]

that alonso knows voodoo

[bultaco_metralla]

Alonso pricked Schumi penis

[bultaco_metralla]

while Raikkonen

[TopGearNL]

was fighting bernie ecclestone.

[bultaco_metralla]

During that Flavio Briatore

[TopGearNL]

emptied Schumachers tyres.

[bultaco_metralla]

gasoline and lubricant oil

[bultaco_metralla]

waiting nghtgrl exotic dance

[TopGearNL]

in the playboy mansion.

[gucom]

Then, Dani said:

(yeah we've got a 22 page story now without a single person speaking :P so i thought lets let some1 say something...)

[TopGearNL]

what a couple of

[gucom]

filthy doll haters here

[TopGearNL]

you should try a

[gucom]

Arnold Schwarzenegger inflatable doll

[HeilSvenska]

pants and stick a

[gucom]

hole of ur penis

(OUCH)

[HeilSvenska]

and twist your nipples

[TopGearNL]

Clarkson came and

[saadie]

shat in the room

:lol: wtf :|

[HeilSvenska]

on top of richard

(wtf indeed) :o

[TopGearNL]

with a little puppy

I don't know :?: :lol:

[saadie]

punking on james may....

[TopGearNL]

Meanwhile the stig

[saadie]

crawled in-between viki's legs

[TopGearNL]

while setting a laptime

[gucom]

riding top gear dog.

[TopGearNL]

around the TopGear Track

:lol:

[saadie]

Tiff got jelous and plato ....

[HeilSvenska]

got on a trike

*before NaughtyGirl69 changed "pissing" to "punking"... this is what i saw in my head.

Clarkson came and shat in the room on top of richard with a little puppy pissinng on james may....

http://img190.imageshack.us/img190/5779/piss6az.jpg

[saadie]

and followed the dog

[TopGearNL]

got on a trike

*before NaughtyGirl69 changed "pissing" to "punking"... this is what i saw in my head.

Clarkson came and shat in the room on top of richard with a little puppy pissinng on james may....

http://img190.imageshack.us/img190/5779/piss6az.jpg

oh my god, I just laughed my f*ching head of these few minutes, beautitful :lol: :lol: :lol:

but continuing the story:

to the Turkish GP

[saadie]

lmfao .... i actualy said puking .... which is voiting lol :lol: we have so many fucking creative minds here :roflmao: :fuck: :fuck: :fuck: :fuck:

continued .... did 5 laps and .....

[HeilSvenska]

exploded in a firey

[saadie]

burst like fireworks

[gucom]

, after which naughtygirl69 decided

[saadie]

to run away from

[HeilSvenska]

the zombie of Plato

[saadie]

adn was after her ass

:roll:

[TopGearNL]

The ho meanwhile

[saadie]

banannas and offered some to

[TopGearNL]

donkey kong, but he

[saadie]

, and naughtygirl.

[saadie]

he is homosextual so


:lol:

[saadie]

lawn mower but

[saadie]

with .0023 BHP at the rotors :lol:

[saadie]

which slip on grass

[gucom]

cos its slippery after

[TopGearNL]

with scissors and a

[saadie]

and bleeds to death.

[TopGearNL]

with lots of fat

[saadie]

and is called fatty

[TopGearNL]

But fatty wasn't

[saadie]

really Fatt atall

[Z3uS]

and decided to run

[TopGearNL]

because (s)he used SlimFast

[saadie]

wich didnt really work


ima SHE ... for the time being lol ..

[gucom]

because of naughtygirl's donuts

[TopGearNL]

jabba got hungry and

[gucom]

grilled fatty's ass.

[saadie]

and ate the donuts.

:lol:

[gucom]

The donut-fatty-ass combo sickened him

[TopGearNL]

and he vomited like

[saadie]

an elephant and

[gucom]

drowned midget-tom in puke

im off to bed guys, cant wait to see whats happened to this thread when i get back to it tomorrow :P

[saadie]

, midget looks in agony


lmao :mrgreen:

[gucom]

, uttering his last words:

[Garretts_turbo]

bombs on yo' moms!

[TopGearNL]

Then fatty did

[bultaco_metralla]

he ate jabba's vomit


///***good morning :D ***///

[bultaco_metralla]

Chuck Norris is god

[bultaco_metralla]

with his martial arts

[bultaco_metralla]

to kill the Ho's

[saadie]

, the hoe killed chuck norris

[dingo]

with no clothes on

[saadie]

fatty kicked him in the balls

:? :D

[bultaco_metralla]

hasselhoff called Kit

[saadie]

and ran away

[bultaco_metralla]

running over hasselhoff!!

[5vz-fe]

On the other side

[bultaco_metralla]

it was StAnger in

[saadie]

a VW polo doing

[bultaco_metralla]

some drift stunts while

[saadie]

looking backwards at

[bultaco_metralla]

and Bultaco chasing her


//**come on, its really easy to own me, be ingenious LOL!!**//

[saadie]

with loosley hung detachable-breasts

:lol:

[bultaco_metralla]

saying: "lol@that post"

[saadie]

and farts real hard and

[bultaco_metralla]

also shouting: "Fattyyyyyy I...

[saadie]

want to slap you

[bultaco_metralla]

then he died

[saadie]

with an artificial pop-in-knive

[bultaco_metralla]

TT was making photos

[saadie]

and painting photos and taking dolls

:lol: :?

[bultaco_metralla]

when LotusGt1 stole his

[saadie]

paint brush and paints

[bultaco_metralla]

and escaped in Vespino

[saadie]

which crashed after colliding with

[5vz-fe]

which crashed after colliding with

^Count!!

[saadie]

dude ...... the next person is gonna say 'with' anyway ..... :lol:

are you high on beer or something :lol:

[TopGearNL]

while riding a

[gucom]

South-american ant-eater,

[ARMAN]

who was staring at


guys you are crazy :lol: we should publish it and sell and money made will cover all the JW costs :mrgreen:

[gucom]

ARMAN's crotch fungus, liking

[ARMAN]

a sweet lilipop candy

[saadie]

which tastes like cornflakes

:lol:

[ARMAN]

then he jumped on

[saadie]

,like kagroo, a rat

[gucom]

with a purple eye

[ARMAN]

cause he couldnt stand

[saadie]

on 5 legs

[gucom]

, the fifth being

[saadie]

the tail?, but the

[gucom]

Earth's revolving motion caused

[bultaco_metralla]

the Demon's binary revenge

[gucom]

to be aimed at

[saadie]

the whores ass

[bultaco_metralla]

even those who dont

[gucom]

comply with "Dollpaintinglaw Article1759"

[saadie]

may go piss on

[gucom]

their own penis warts

[bultaco_metralla]

and after that

///* im out to have one beer!*///

[saadie]

. Gucom failed to fart

[gucom]

cos he was banging

[saadie]

so he burped instead

[gucom]

, while making HalleBerry ejaculate

[5vz-fe]

[EDITED]

[5vz-fe]

on a diamond plated

[gucom]

floor, yelling "HARDER GUCOM!!"

(hey, the rules dont say you cant write down your most secret fantasies :P )

[dutchmasterflex]

He then woke up from his dream, in a puddle of

[saadie]

dog poop on the

[gucom]

city trash dump site.

dutchmaster: word count!! but ah well i guess i was in desperate need of an owning...

[saadie]

The elephant suddenly

[gucom]

remembered the neverending story,

[saadie]

farted real hard and

[gucom]

caused a hurricane in

[saadie]

the ho's face

:|

[gucom]

, blowing her away to

(dang that must've smelled bad...an elephant farting hurricane-strenght in ur face... :? )

[saadie]

armans arms

:lol:
Edit :: arman ... :| ..... not so fast :niet:

[ARMAN]

and the rabbit hole

guys there is more words in english than fart ass and simular :lol: lets make it a story, crazy but story

[saadie]

, aka armans arms, had

:P

[ARMAN]

a licence to kill :twisted:

[saadie]

but no gun or