The neverending story...

[gucom]

, but gucom's a guy.

[Mattk]

..or so he says.

[ViperASR]

Mattk decieded to invesigate

[Mattk]

a crime.

[ViperASR]

Michael Jackson ran up

[Mattk]

to some children

[ViperASR]

and screamed purple

[Mattk]

rain, purple rain

[saadie]

. Mattk was there too,

:P

BTW http://www.motorworld.net/forum/showthread.php?t=27526&highlight=1986+porsche+944+viperasr
:fuck: :fuck: :fuck: :fuck: :fuck: :fuck:

aww .. what an insult ... you are driving a porsche and you got a ferrari in your avatar :|

:lol:

[Mattk]

warning the kids.

[saadie]

But the kids

[Mattk]

didn't listen,

[saadie]

one kicked in the-balls,

[Mattk]

screaming

[TopGearNL]

ViperASR his Porsche

[Mattk]

has been burnt!

[TopGearNL]

by Mattk and Gucom

[Mattk]

lookalike-robots, manipulated by TGNL.

[saadie]

Only in mattk's dream

[Mattk]

would saadie be cool. :twisted:

[Mattk]

Saadie went "Ow,

[novass]

my anus is bleeding."

[Mattk]

He then went to

[gucom]

the doctor but he

[Mattk]

was too late,

[gucom]

his anus was already

[Mattk]

destroyed beyond belief.

[gucom]

Mattk laughed at him,

[Mattk]

[What!?!?]
because it seemed funny.

[gucom]

It was a_beautiful day

[ViperASR]

to not go to

[Z3uS]

take a shit on

[gucom]

any1 other than Z3uS.

[ViperASR]

Then Santa

[gucom]

shat on Z3uS, while

[saadie]

scratching his balls

[ViperASR]

and touching Michael Jackson

[TopGearNL]

that were being sucked

[ViperASR]

into a cyclone

[gucom]

that blew away all

[Mattk]

of gucom's house.

[Mattk]

imported from Belgium, because

[Mattk]

having an affair with

[gucom]

[lol thx guys :P ]

Bmuller sucked horses' dicks, :fuck:

[saadie]

copying gucom.

:fuck:

[TopGearNL]

Saadie however was

LOL guys :mrgreen:

[ViperASR]

quite good at insulting

[TopGearNL]

animals so he went

[ViperASR]

to TopGearNL's house

[TopGearNL]

to fuck Gucoms girlfriend.

[Z3uS]

and him as well

[TopGearNL]

Him as in Z3uS.

[ViperASR]

Jesus

[Z3uS]

prays on TopGearNL soul

[TopGearNL]

, his automotive soul. <-- END

[ViperASR]

TGNL and Jesus

[TopGearNL]

prayed for a Ferrari.

[gigdy]

But your mom

[Z3uS]

But got a Fiat

[TopGearNL]

500 instead. :mrgreen:

[ViperASR]

TGNL loves Fiat

[TopGearNL]

but ViperASR fucks them.

[ViperASR]

I like fucking fiats

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[TopGearNL]

said Gucom to Saadie.

:wink:

[gucom]

[lol good thing i dont have a gf :P ]

He was quoting TGNL.

[TopGearNL]

Who quoted Gucom earlier.

:mrgreen:

[ViperASR]

Who quoted saddie

[gucom]

was unknown, but ViperASR

[TopGearNL]

his porsche got stolen.

[gucom]

TGNL was found having

[Mattk]

an affair with

[TopGearNL]

Keeley Hazell.

:mrgreen:

[Mattk]

However, he didn't realise

[TopGearNL]

that Dani was

[gucom]

jealous of a gay. [see "have you met your perfect girl" topic if u dont understand :wink: ]

[TopGearNL]

Dani therefore called Saadie

/\/\ LMAO Gucom! :mrgreen:

[gucom]

to learn about gays.

[Mattk]

Of course, saadie was

[TopGearNL]

experienced in that because

[Mattk]

he is 33% gay,

[ViperASR]

and loves purple sweaters.

[novass]

with chest hair and

[Mattk]

foul body odour.

[gucom]

[HELLLLL NO im into slim girls man! and preferably not too hairy or smelly either :wink: ]

Thus, gucom liked mattk.

:fuck: eat that fat hairy smelly chick :mrgreen:

[TopGearNL]

Gucoms 3592 post was

:mrgreen:

[gucom]

outdated, this is 3595 :P

[ViperASR]

but now at 3600



[dude, I saw a chick the other night with facial hair, like on and under her chin. It was nasty, it was dark, not course, but dark and really visable :puke: ]

[gucom]

, he spammed some more.

[Z3uS]

and has 3062 now

:mrgreen:

[gucom]

Stop talking about gucom,

[ViperASR]

and talk about hott_women

:D

[gucom]

like heidi klum or

[TopGearNL]

keeley hazell naked.

:drool:

[gucom]

TGNL likes big boobs

[apparently lol, but i cant disagree she has a FINE body :D ]

[Z3uS]

and a shaved pussy

[gucom]

, they make him hot. :P

[Mattk]

He wished that

[ViperASR]

he could have real

[Mattk]

sex, instead of

[spanky]

using his own

[Mattk]

body to

[spanky]

simulate real sex so

[Mattk]

he could feel cool.

[Z3uS]

A few minutes later...

[ViperASR]

spanky joind the fun

[Z3uS]

and so did Mattk

[TopGearNL]

. They beat up Z3uS

[gucom]

, they were into sadomasochism.

[Mattk]

[Awwww.... :fist: ]

Meanwhile, in George Bush 's

[spanky]

footlocker there lived

[Mattk]

a big fat rat

[Z3uS]

with lots of hair

[ViperASR]

on a penguin

[Mattk]

.

In the batmobile, Batgirl

[spanky]

tried to make

[Mattk]

love to Batman, aka

[Mattk]

spank her

[TopGearNL]

with a peddle and

[gucom]

squash rodents into dildo's

[Mattk]

[Eww...]
. Batgirl decided to

[TopGearNL]

get a vasectomy

[Z3uS]

cause she's a penis

[Mattk]

-loving transvestite, who

[Z3uS]

is eager for a

[spanky]

big hairy

[Mattk]

man, for example,

[Z3uS]

Robin Williams, however, she

[TopGearNL]

fancied Spanky much more.

[gucom]

Spanky's other name's TGNL,

[Mattk]

This was because

[spanky]

they were identical twins

[Mattk]

. The two of them

[Z3uS]

have the same

[Max Power]

need to post pointless

[Z3uS]

random crap that comes

[spanky]

mostly from their asses.

[Mattk]

Meanwhile, in the Batcave,

[Max Power]

Joker and Batman have

[spanky]

a large glass of

[Z3uS]

last year's bull sperm

[TopGearNL]

which is Z3Us's favorite

[Mattk]

energy drink.

[gucom]

It makes him lust

[TopGearNL]

and desire for more

[gucom]

of TGNL's fat ass. :P

[TopGearNL]

However Gucoms fat ass

[Z3uS]

isn't good as TGNL's. :mrgreen:

[TopGearNL]

Spanky therefore went

Thank you :mrgreen:

[Z3uS]

searching for more

[gucom]

guys to have orgies

[Mattk]

with. He went to

[TopGearNL]

club Vandersexxx in Amsterdam

[gucom]

[lol u sure know your way around the red light district dont you :wink: ]

, finding TGNL prostituting himself.

[TopGearNL]

(/\/\ Very funny :fuck: :roflmao: :fuck: )

Gucom always tells lies.

[gucom]

TGNL never prostitutes himself.

:mrgreen: :fuck: :P 0X

[TopGearNL]

Gucom however does prostitute.

:roflmao: :fuck: :niet: :fuck: :roflmao:

[gucom]

Heidi_Klum's his only customer.

hell yeah, making money screwing heidi lol 8)

[ldin]

We are wining.

[gucom]

[wining or winning? :wink: ]

The most unexpected happened:

[Mattk]

RC conceded an argument.

[gucom]

We were dreaming though,

[Mattk]

[damn...]
but Batgirl, in reality

[ViperASR]

made a suprise visit

[Mattk]

to gucom's house.

[ViperASR]

After RC admitted he

[Mattk]

is often wrong, he

[ViperASR]

went to Jabbas bathroom

[Mattk]

to piss.

[Mattk]

cunning plan to

[saadie]

sabotage mattk's plan

[TopGearNL]

which was planned by

[saadie]

a planner named Saadie. 8)

:lol:

[gucom]

Saadie planned while masturbating,

[saadie]

Saadie. :mrgreen:

[ViperASR]

TGNL's plan involved

[TopGearNL]

a FXX and Koenigsegg.

:mrgreen:

[saadie]

And the girl next door.

:fuck: :prr: :mrgreen:

[TopGearNL]

ViperASRs plan however had

*Wouldn't mind that :twisted: *

[saadie]

a big flaw, aka-'arse'

[ViperASR]

and big boobs

:mrgreen:

[TopGearNL]

that were fake.

[saadie]

Pehtren forgot his balls :mrgreen:

[ldin]

in the dishwasher.

[gucom]

He now cums soap.

[TopGearNL]

Idin was jealous and

[saadie]

full of facewash

[Mattk]

, decided to make some

[saadie]

bubbles. ?

Mattk loved soup

[Mattk]

so he drank some.

[gucom]

It contained his sperm,

[saadie]

and a torn condom

[ViperASR]

with soap

[MC12]

and warm water :lol:

[ViperASR]

Naked nurses were everywhere

[Mattk]

, male nurses, that is. [This is for gicom and saadie].

[TopGearNL]

Gucom and saadie

*Nice one Mattk*

[Mattk]

started drooling over them,

[spanky]

but in the corner

[ViperASR]

they were masturbating

[spanky]

and singing

[ViperASR]

to chirstmas music

[spanky]

on saadies waterproof radio

[ViperASR]

that was dry

[ViperASR]

[just a thought, is this the longest topic in JW history?]

[Mattk]

, until the semen got-to-it. :twisted:

[saadie]

Mattk got lost

[Mattk]

in thought.

[saadie]

ookay .... New Rule!

a sentence must have atleast 20 words .... these short sentences are no fun

[saadie]

Raging-horse and prancing-bull

[Mattk]

, saadie's nipples' nicknames,

[saadie]

attracted kiera nightly,

[Mattk]

instead of Keira Knightley

[saadie]

,but was 2x hotter,

[ViperASR]

and ignored saadie

[saadie]

because viper is ugly.

:P

[TopGearNL]

Mattk went to ViperASR

[gucom]

and ate his balls.

yes i do think so, i wouldn't know of any longer topic... porsche news is some 80 pages i believe, lambo news might even be longer... lets find out, and if it is indeed the longest topic on JW, a big round of applause to all us spammers :mrgreen: :P :clap:

[ViperASR]

Gucom likes getting "tea-bagged"

:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

[TopGearNL]

by Mattk and Dani.

[Mattk]

[Err...no.]
Meanwhile, Batgirl and Batman

[spanky]

took to skipping along

[ViperASR]

the yellow brick road

[Mattk]

in search of

[spanky]

fine women, wine and

[Mattk]

Robin.

[Z3uS]

On the next day,

[ViperASR]

Jesus and

[Mattk]

Robbie Williams

[Z3uS]

started having some wild

[MC12]

sex that they could

[saadie]

'nt think of,

150 pages :fuck:

[ViperASR]

how to talk to

[saadie]

the fairy god mother

[Max Power]

which at the time

[spanky]

was smoking cow pats

[ViperASR]

and watching Zoolander

[saadie]

whilst eating roaches,

[gigdy]

that were scandalously

[saadie]

. Viper was infuriated

[ViperASR]

and getting hot chicks

[Mattk]

turned off. :P

[Z3uS]

All that because

[cooperluke]

that bastard of his friend, was so so

[Z3uS]

into shaving other people's

[spanky]

hairy ear lobes and

[saadie]

waxing mustaches

[TopGearNL]

and pubic hair.

[gucom]

With spanky's left buttcheek

[saadie]

dipped in BBQ sauce

[gucom]

, Saadie started licking it.