The neverending story...

[DeMoN]

Chewing it up

[gucom]

, he found it tasted

[blinkmeat]

like his mothers :mrgreen:

[gucom]

steak she always made.

[blinkmeat]

Then at the

[gucom]

peak of Mt. Everest,

[blinkmeat]

he read Thus Spake Zarathustra and

[DeMoN]

didnt understand it.

[gucom]

Therefore, he ate it


LOL at your sig blinkmeat, LOL LOL LOL :mrgreen:

[DeMoN]

and had digestion problems.

[dutchmasterflex]

Suddenly, Saadie's Mother,

[DeMoN]

called sick from work

[dutchmasterflex]

because




:mrgreen: saadie i love your mom

[DeMoN]

Aliens are born out

[TopGearNL]

of Mihals his ass

[saadie]

when he shakes it

@ dutch .. you wish :mrgreen:

[DeMoN]

like a polaroid picture!

LOL!

[saadie]

but nothing shows up

:lol:

[ARMAN]

but

[saadie]

the rocket didnt launch

[TopGearNL]

, instead of that it

[gucom]

imploded with a big

[saadie]

explosion which fell out

[TopGearNL]

, similar to tsjernobyl as

[DeMoN]

hole.

[gucom]

Then, Luca diMontezemolo noticed

[saadie]

how to make

[saadie]

cockroach flea milkshake

[TopGearNL]

with the Magic Bullit

[DeMoN]

made from carbon fiber.

[5vz-fe]

Schumi drank it and

[saadie]

couldnt pee anymore

:lol:

[5vz-fe]

bladder. However, Alonso helped

[saadie]

by wining the race


/ making shummi piss hard :lol: :mrgreen:

[5vz-fe]

with a flying stick

[saadie]

through flavio's ears

[5vz-fe]

and pair of chopsticks

[DeMoN]

thru his ballsacks.

[saadie]

the whore evantually reached

[5vz-fe]

Jenson get so excited

[saadie]

that he ran away

[DeMoN]

in the opposite direction.

[5vz-fe]

Sato towards at him

[DeMoN]

. He thought Ide was

[saadie]

was sato, he slapped him

[dutchmasterflex]

until he couldnt slap

[saadie]

, the he started kicking

[Max Power]

the new Adidas

[gucom]

sponsored 4-yo girl.

cruel schumi, cruel!

[Fleischmann]

striped Tekken arcade game

[saadie]

and ran after the cat

[TopGearNL]

, tripped and fell

[saadie]

on the cat

[gucom]

's little pinkie paw

[Fleischmann]

. Meanwhile on planet Earth

[saadie]

was doomed because Zfr

[TopGearNL]

lauched all the nukes

[gucom]

aka farts

[saadie]

, which revives the elephant


/ the elephant from page 3 lol

[TopGearNL]

and gave it Diarrhea

[saadie]

, the ant

[gucom]

which crawled upwards slowly

[saadie]

felt dissy

[gucom]

after looking at saadie

btw uve got ut name back

[Max Power]

- "this what I came up for"...

[gucom]

: "to learn to count 8) "

:P

[Max Power]

1 2 3 4 5 ...

[saadie]

6 7 8 9 10

[gucom]

"OMG i can count!!"

[Max Power]

tony danza showed up for no reason

[saadie]

whatever tht means,

[gucom]

it cant be good,

[Max Power]

I am adam gibson

[saadie]

max .. stop being an ass and talk sence? lol :lol:

[gucom]

ur free to st@u*

*=this word/abbreviation can be replaced by "leave" if you like to stay polite :)

[Max Power]

who's yor daddy and what does he do?!?

[saadie]

lol .....
and moving on :lol:

... it cant be good, just like tuna pizza ...........

[gucom]

. Then, George Michael dropped

max power, no1's forcing you to stay and write something here, if you dont like it or dont like typing only 4 words at a time, feel free to not type here at all... we however, being the brainless lifeless bad excuses for human beings we are, enjoy ourselves here :D so plz let us?

[Max Power]

ontop of Tony Danza

[saadie]

with no pants

lmao .. you are soo not bored .... :lol:

[Max Power]

, - "whose the boss here?"

[saadie]

, said George

[Garretts_turbo]

while giving ringo

[TopGearNL]

a bitchslap on his

[Max Power]

illustrious juicy non dairy

[saadie]

buttocks

[gucom]

, which felt like pudding

[saadie]

, shaking like a-dancers butt

:lol:

////// FUCK yeh PAGE 50 !!!! 8) 8) //////

[dutchmasterflex]

.

[gucom]

So much spam caused

50 pages in 11 days 8) awesome :D thats 4,5 pages = almost 100 posts a day :P

WE BE SPAMMAZZZZZZ :twisted:

[TopGearNL]

TT and Jabba to

[dutchmasterflex]

change Saadie's nick

[Fleischmann]

to naughtygirl69

[dutchmasterflex]

and then to

[saadie]

fatty :(

[Fleischmann]

, which he is

;) :P

[dutchmasterflex]

.


:)

[saadie]

'nt cuz hes not fat



:lol:

[DeMoN]

from the waist down.

[Fleischmann]

From the waist up

[dutchmasterflex]

he is, extremely fat.

[saadie]

in your dreams, anyway

:lol:

[Max Power]

one day fatty went

[gucom]

home but got stuck

[Fleischmann]

in the lift

[saadie]

cuz antonio rushed into

[TopGearNL]

him driving a

[saadie]

shopping cart without air-brakes

[TopGearNL]

but with a diffusor,

[saadie]

full lock was applied

[TopGearNL]

while drifting 720 Degrees

[gucom]

and yelling "Nobody can ...

[ldin]

do it like poppa"

[gucom]

, after which he fainted.

[ldin]

The Prostitute then came

[TopGearNL]

flying past on a

[ldin]

uber audi, sucking

[gucom]

like all audis do,

i dont agree with my own statement btw :P but im kinda pissed off with audi being about to win le mans again :(

[TopGearNL]

in all the air

[gucom]

of arrogance around him.

[ldin]

While at lemans,

[TopGearNL]

fatty qualified as last

[ldin]

and audi at first.



\\\\\\\ i win,heheheh///////

[saadie]

The elephant won the race


:lol:

[Max Power]

after everyone else disqualified

[saadie]

because max farted

[Max Power]

, it smelled like poisonberry

[dutchmasterflex]

was stuffed into Saadie's

[ldin]

exhaust pipe and

[DeMoN]

other rear-end pipes.

[Pehtren]

Sadie followed his natural

[ae86_16v]

instinct and took it

[saadie]

that pehtren is insane :mrgreen:

[Pehtren]

he said, but pehtren

(was crazy on e46 M3 8) )

[bultaco_metralla]

ate space_cake and said

[Pehtren]

whats up dude, saadie

[bultaco_metralla]

then gave saadie space_cake

[Pehtren]

which tasted like beer

[bultaco_metralla]

so ordered a new_round

[Pehtren]

Then TT came and

[bultaco_metralla]

opened delirium tremens beers,

[gucom]

which made him drunk.

[saadie]

Jabba fell into the

[TopGearNL]

Lake of Loch Ness

[saadie]

, the monster saw jabba

[TopGearNL]

and had an idea

[saadie]

to race him, on-powerboats

8)

[TopGearNL]

fitted with jet engines

[saadie]

and 10-inch rims

[TopGearNL]

which had spinners

[saadie]

on top of wings

[TopGearNL]

and again a diffusor

(on water :mrgreen: )

[gucom]

made from uranium.

(to improve the floating capability of the boats :mrgreen: )

[TopGearNL]

Made in Iran the

[saadie]

female monster arrived

[gucom]

, horny for some monstercock

[TopGearNL]

that isn't black she

[saadie]

ate jabba alive

[gucom]

and licked her fingers

[TopGearNL]

as if it was

[gucom]

saadie's butt.

[saadie]

It was actually cheese

[TopGearNL]

, Wisconsin Swiss Cheese that

[saadie]

came from the moon

[TopGearNL]

brought by Neil Armstrong

[saadie]

,he forgot the mouse

[TopGearNL]

was crawling up his

[saadie]

space suit, it tickled

[Garretts_turbo]

so he fell down

[TopGearNL]

on top of Buzz

[saadie]

who broke into pieces

[TopGearNL]

scattered out the MilkyWay

[saadie]

then dark vader attacked

[TopGearNL]

with the death star

[saadie]

but saadie shot him

[Max Power]

but Vader stopped it

[saadie]

while max collided with

[TopGearNL]

Tom Kristensen in the

[Max Power]

Jedi Temple and raveged

[TopGearNL]

the rebel outpost

[Max Power]

while chokeholding Saadie's

[TopGearNL]

cumshots that weren't exactly

[Max Power]

lethal, but filthy disgusting

[TopGearNL]

on the Richter scale

[Max Power]

they came in at

[saadie]

030 and crashed on

[TopGearNL]

the pentagon, it was

[Max Power]

horrible, milky liquid everywhere....

[TopGearNL]

Looking like a cumshot

[Max Power]

but feeling more like

[saadie]

breast milk

[TopGearNL]

from Roseanne Bar

[saadie]

which was expired

[Max Power]

after Yoda's&Palp's illegitimate

[TopGearNL]

orgi with 2 grannies

:spaz:

[Max Power]

created TPM and Aniken

[TopGearNL]

while driving an M6

[saadie]

backwards into the lake-lochness

[Max Power]

. (The) grannys demanded restitution (for their part in) TPM

[TopGearNL]

and went to TT

[Max Power]

TT told'em "Blow GL" (George Lucas)

[TopGearNL]

and f*ck Star Wars

[saadie]

. Jabba was still in

[TopGearNL]

the death star getting

[saadie]

free donuts from

[Max Power]

Leia, who incidentally also

[TopGearNL]

was giving a blowjob

[saadie]

while

[TopGearNL]

fighting darth vader

[saadie]

with her toes

[Max Power]

but Vader choked her

[saadie]

whith his eyeball

[DeMoN]

popped out.

[saadie]

But then Demon arrived

[TopGearNL]

in a pimped out

[saadie]

G35 with spinner and loadsa-chrome

:mrgreen: :lol:

[Fleischmann]

and an XXL "turbo" sticker

[dutchmasterflex]

which had a big

[dutchmasterflex]

picture of a pornstar-giving-a-rim-job.


:mrgreen:

[Pehtren]

The G35 was a

[Fleischmann]

, to be honest, a POS

;)

[Fleischmann]

cardboard front bumper and

[Pehtren]

cardboard back wing which

[saadie]

Anyway, The loch-ness-monster

[Pehtren]

has infact a beautiful

[saadie]

bottle of water

[Pehtren]

which has poison in

[saadie]

the cap, but it

[DeMoN]

spilled on TT's breasts.

[TopGearNL]

The poison started to

[saadie]

turn into a hot-babe :drool:

[TopGearNL]

, that looked like she

[saadie]

had big boobs and

[TopGearNL]

was about to come,

[saadie]

but she went away :P

[TopGearNL]

and left a trail

(coming close to that 5000 post now Saadie :mrgreen: )

[saadie]

oh hot juicy orange-lemonade :lol:

hehe yep :mrgreen: btw >> D'oh (http://www.motorworld.net/forum/showthread.php?p=666662#666662)

[TopGearNL]

The lemonade smelt like

[saadie]

well orangade ,

lol

[Max Power]

'I'm not a pervert (http://www.ebaumsworld.com/arnolds1.html)' (said Arnold)

[DeMoN]

(period).

[saadie]

Arnold slept with

[DeMoN]

his hand in his

[saadie]

thong

[DeMoN]

Suddently, he

[dutchmasterflex]

wet himself and proceeded-to

[TopGearNL]

Then he saw the

[TopGearNL]

Furby, which appeared to

[Fleischmann]

spontaneously combust

[gucom]

after looking at Fleischmann