The neverending story...

[saadie]

( its ok demon ... on-the is a single world :P )

[Mattk]

and hurt himself.

[saadie]

Roadrunner peep peeped

[Mattk]

into a big

[saadie]

whales nostrill's

[Mattk]

and fucked it up.

[TopGearNL]

Then Darth Vader and

[gucom]

bugs bunny talked dirty

[TopGearNL]

and watched videos where

[gucom]

dirty things were said

[TopGearNL]

about Dani and his

[gucom]

dirty hairy male mistress.

[DeMoN]

Then

[gucom]

Demon lost his horns

[saadie]

to a rubber ducky

[spanky]

a squeaky toy and

[TopGearNL]

an inflatable lewinsky doll.

[Mattk]

. Meanwhile, George W. Bush

[saadie]

got his testicles checked

[saadie]

.


aaaahahahhah :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Mattk]

But the_doctor was negligent

[gucom]

and failed to notice

[saadie]

the two small pussies

[Mattk]

up his ass.

[gucom]

Meanwhile, in Sidney, Australia,

[saadie]

the-whore was looking-for mattk

[Mattk]

but failed, so she

[saadie]

called the police

[Mattk]

who arrested her.

[saadie]

She pleaded guilty

[Mattk]

of drug possession and

[saadie]

rapeing mattk
:(

[Mattk]

[...that doesn't make sense]
.

She was imprisoned

[DeMoN]

im lost.

[saadie]

in the little rat hole

[Mattk]

where saadie lived.

[saadie]

:lol: ...

this country is worse then a rat hole :lol:
anyway

Bmullers bitch screamed ""RC

[Mattk]

you bastard,

[gucom]

bmuller spanked saadie often

[saadie]

^^ too many words :P

..... bmuller spanked saadie often ..... with styrofoam. < period

[dutchmasterflex]

Saadie's mom likes-it RAW.

The end.

[saadie]

dutch go fuck yourself .....

dont get to the family ... say whatever you want to me ... :|

[Mattk]

[Oh, dear... :shock: ]
Meanwhile, at dutchmasterflex's house,

[dutchmasterflex]

Mrs. Saadie was bent over.

[Mattk]

[What is with you and saadie's mother?]

Later that day,

[gucom]

dutchmasterflex was raped in the ass by a leech which came out of his rotten dick as punishment for making comments about people's mothers :)

ok too long, lemme rephrase that...

a car drove by

[dutchmasterflex]

ouch ;(

[Mattk]

containing gucom

[gucom]

and a steering wheel

[saadie]

and two mouse scrollers

[Mattk]

aligned in a way

[gucom]

that made it possible

[blinkmeat]

to insert them in saadie's ...

[Mattk]

ass.

[spanky]

The car also had 6

[saadie]

inches long paper towels

[Mattk]

[I'll ignore saadie. Sorry, mate. :P]

cartons of beer, which

[saadie]

came from the mountain

[Mattk]

brewery owned by Jabba.

[blinkmeat]

That day, Mattk to everyone that he was ...

[Mattk]

undeniably the best. 8) :P

[saadie]

NOTT. Spanky's lost his

[Mattk]

car to robbers, because

[gucom]

they hit a bank.

[Mattk]

The bank robbers

[gucom]

, Robert deNiro from Heat,

[Mattk]

and gucom, decided to

[saadie]

distract the guards by

[Mattk]

stripping

[gucom]

a parked car.

lol u almost had me there :P

[Mattk]

[Damn, I should have put in a full stop]

The guards responded by

[gucom]

imagining mattk naked, drooling.

[Mattk]

He looked great, obviously,

[gucom]

in his leather thong. :P

[Mattk]

^:lol: [I'm only 16% gay. I don't wear those things. ]

Meanwhile, the robbers

[saadie]

heard bmuller's bitch screaming

[Mattk]

, so they investigated, and

[bultaco_metralla]

found Saadie guilty of

[saadie]

commiting sucide

[bultaco_metralla]

at the start lap

[Mattk]

like Alonso should.

[bultaco_metralla]

Mattk wanked thinking that!

[Mattk]

, or so bultaco dreamed. 8)

[bultaco_metralla]

//fuck//LOL

After this Stewie

[Mattk]

, a.k.a saadie,

[DeMoN]

carjacked the hell out

[Mattk]

of the

[gucom]

Lada that was purple,

[Mattk]

and covered with

[saadie]

ice creme ...

[Mattk]

which saadie sensuously licked.

[saadie]

Meanwhile, the ugly cat

[Mattk]

saw saadie, and

[saadie]

kissed mattk's ass.

:lol:

[Mattk]

Mattk killed the cat,

[saadie]

the ghost of the-cat

[Mattk]

kissed saadie's ass.

[saadie]

LMAO .. :lol:

Saadie's ancient nokia 6600

[Mattk]

broke, and saadie cried.

[saadie]

:? :cry: :cry:

[Mattk]

He bought a new

[saadie]

matt black lamborhini murcielago

[Mattk]

, after robbing the bank.

[saadie]

Mattk was the guard

[Mattk]

commander, not on duty,

[saadie]

saadie gave him choco-lax

[Mattk]

which he didn't take.

[saadie]

Chrissy steele sucked a

[Mattk]

lollipop, stolen from saadie

[saadie]

. Chrissy felt weird

[Mattk]

but continued sucking

[saadie]

and realised it was

[Mattk]

tainted with

[saadie]

silicon carbide

[Mattk]

which is bad.

[saadie]

Saadie drove the 645i

[Mattk]

into a wall, because

[saadie]

it was mattk's car. :P

[Mattk]

[Ah, fuck. I actually quite like the 6-series...]

Mattk sued saadie

[saadie]

because mattk had no-penis .

lol ... whats with the little plane ?

[Mattk]

^It's my avatar on another forum I go to.

Mattk won, and saadie_started_crying_again,

[saadie]

^^ too many words .... and you cant use underscores :P .....

another forum hmmm :hmm: ... ookay? lol
___________________

just like mattk. :P

[Mattk]

Meanwhile, gucom went to

[saadie]

the gay bar

[Mattk]

to meet saadie.

[gucom]

They saw mattk stripping.

[Mattk]

But this was in-the-dream-booth,

[saadie]

wished mattk.

[gucom]

He ran outside naked,

[Mattk]

[Ah, damn.]
Saadie paid Mattk $10000000

[gucom]

to suck his dick.

[Mattk]

But after negotiation,

[saadie]

he sucked it. :P

[gucom]

lol saadie, you do realise you're paying him 1000000 dollars to suck your dick right? :P you shoudlve said he sucked it for free :P

Saadie came in mattk,

[saadie]

he swallowed and fainted,

lol .... its ok .... i feel bad for him anyway :P :lol:

[gucom]

from drinking 3litres sperm.

lololol that must've been some blowjob :P

[robscarsightings]

and when he came around........

(no pun intended)

[gucom]

he looked slightly fuzzy

[Daggernite]

and he felt sick

[ What a sick story :lol:]

[gucom]

and about to recite

lol daggernite, this place really isnt about spamming, its group therapy for sick people like mattk, saadie, TGNL and me :mrgreen: just imagine what would happen if we were let loose in the normal world without a safe place to vent our sick thoughts :wink:

[saadie]

sweet home alabama :lol:

LOL .. thats some introduction :fuck:

[gigdy]

while petting his sheep

[gucom]

in the genitals. He

[i believe "he" is still mattk?]

[bultaco_metralla]

went to a McDonalds

[saadie]

to have a McPussy

[Mattk]

[You bastards! I've turned into a sicko! And I generally post the least disturbing things. :P]
and buy McDonald's Corporation.

[Hey, I'm rich now].

[saadie]

Ronald McDonald sued mattk

[Mattk]

but failed, obviously.

[robscarsightings]

So he staggered home

[saadie]

on a rhinosaurus

[gucom]

with purple rash from

[saadie]

britney spears

[TopGearNL]

pussy. Then Borat came

[saadie]

on his 4-humped camel

[TopGearNL]

that took Britney in

[Mattk]

to the

[gucom]

eye-wateringly spectacular rollercoaster called

[5vz-fe]

Mach 3 G Spot

[ViperASR]

the giant pussy

[saadie]

cat chased the mouse

[gucom]

into the turbines of

[saadie]

the cat womens panties

[Mattk]

a.k.a her vagina. :P

[saadie]

Cat women's turbines started :lol:

[TopGearNL]

and it went like

*6800th Post Saadie, congrats! :mrgreen: *

[saadie]

"peshhh " ( squirting sound ) :mrgreen:

ty ty :mrgreen:

[TopGearNL]

as seen in

[saadie]

squirting 102.

[TopGearNL]

Then bert and ernie

*3000th Post woohoo :mrgreen: *

[gucom]

started squirting madly and

congratz to both of you, SPAMMERS! :P

[saadie]

the-chicken crossed the-road

[gucom]

only to get violently

[TopGearNL]

horny and a big

[gucom]

[violentLY: there should be a verb after this :wink: ]

piece of very solid

[robscarsightings]

oak that he swung

[TopGearNL]

up robscarsightings arse and

[5vz-fe]

spam like there's notomorrow

[TopGearNL]

just like Saadie.

[Mattk]

Meanwhile, saadie

[saadie]

, TNGL and Mattk

[Mattk]

went to saadie's house

[saadie]

to partayy !! . :lol:

[bultaco_metralla]

Saadie made a Striptease

[saadie]

video of a stripper

[bultaco_metralla]

of Barcelona called Dani!

[saadie]

and his sidekick, Adolfo. :lol:

[bultaco_metralla]

BUt Saadie seemed paraplegic // :mrgreen: //

[saadie]

but he wasnt. :lol:

[bultaco_metralla]

Bultaco broke saadie's neck /// :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: now you are :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: ///

[saadie]

is his dreams. :prr:

[Mattk]

Saadie picked up a

[TopGearNL]

big shiny and hard

[saadie]

blue biamond

[TopGearNL]

and stuck it up

[saadie]

a necklace for Julia-Roberts.

[TopGearNL]

Then Mattk got

[saadie]

angry at himeself

[Mattk]

[Huh?]
so he took some

[saadie]

red chillies and ate

[Mattk]

them. "Yum",

[TopGearNL]

out of his arse

[Mattk]

[WTF?!?!?!?]
.

Meanwhile, TGNL went to

[bultaco_metralla]

a TAco Waco

[Mattk]

to buy Tacos for

[TopGearNL]

himself. Then Saadie went

[Mattk]

to bed, with a

[TopGearNL]

inflatable spanish foo doll

[saadie]

but used a fleshlight instead.

:lol:

[Mattk]

..to insert

[TopGearNL]

where the sun

[saadie]

never shows.

dont ignore the >> . << :niet:

[Mattk]

[I didn't. I turned it into an ellipsis.]

That meant his ass,

[saadie]

was just like an

[Mattk]

interesting

[saadie]

bed time story.

:lol:

[Mattk]

The next morning, saadie

[saadie]

spanked mattk because

[ViperASR]

hes a dirty boy

[TopGearNL]

and Mattk liked that.

[gucom]

He bought a spank-machine

[TopGearNL]

and called Saadie mariposa.

[ViperASR]

TopGearNL then took the spank-machine

[TopGearNL]

to Mattk so that

[ViperASR]

they could try it

[TopGearNL]

on ViperASR. Dani then

[ViperASR]

called TGNL a spammer

[TopGearNL]

which TGNL denied. ViperASR

[ViperASR]

then kicked other spammers

[5vz-fe]

into spammers corner and

[TopGearNL]

Or did it?

[ldin]

and it begins

[saadie]

, dani is a whore,

:prr: :mrgreen:

[Mattk]

who fucked

[gucom]

his meriva's exhaust pipe

[saadie]

with a wooden dildo

[Mattk]

named "Saadie, version 2.0".

[gucom]

Mattk survived plane crashes

[Mattk]

due to amazing strength.

[gucom]

His amazing dumbness however,

[Mattk]

hitherto problematic, was eliminated. :P

[ViperASR]

MattK took dani's wooden_dildo

[Mattk]

and sold it,

[ViperASR]

back to TGNL

[gucom]

who worn it out.

[spanky]

Dani realised it was

[saadie]

his favourite spiked dildo

[Mattk]

and, angered, got a

[saadie]

cucumber.

[Mattk]

He used it to

[saadie]

make his sandwich taste