The neverending story...

[saadie]

NOT!.

fuck ..i soo need a name change :lol:

jabba where are you :mrgreen: jk :P

[Z3uS]

All that apart

[ViperASR]

and together

[saadie]

bonded by cow pat

[gucom]

formed saadie's brain matter.

[saadie]

gucom aka goat sucker,

[gucom]

saw saadie use diarrhea_for_lube.

[saadie]

follow the new rule :P ..... sentences dont end if they are not more then 20 words :P ......

anyway

TNGL heard a scream

[Z3uS]

coming from a barn

[saadie]

a naked donkey

[gucom]

with rasta-style pubic hair

[Z3uS]

and blue painted face

[ViperASR]

got fucked by Z3uS

[gucom]

because he likes monkey-asses

[Z3uS]

they are very tight

[gucom]

, unlike his own ass

[Z3uS]

which is closed shut.

[gucom]

An amazingly hot girl

[saadie]

was flirting with Saadie :mrgreen:

[ViperASR]

then told him "Fuck_off!!!!"

[saadie]

, said the-girl to viperASR

[gucom]

because he wasnt as

[saadie]

sexy-as saadie or TGNL

:mrgreen:

[ViperASR]

he was sexyer

[saadie]

,saadie, and the hottest.

:fuck:

ookay ... enough about me .. lets start on someone :mrgreen:

[DeMoN]

From there on out

[ViperASR]

Santa and rudolph

[gucom]

needed a way to

[Z3uS]

Breach into noth_pole's whorehouse

[gigdy]

of red nosedly

[ViperASR]

Kirby

[saadie]

in the rat house

wtf is kirby :? .. lol

[gucom]

, where they were having

[Z3uS]

a massive

[gucom]

orgy without clothes or

[zeus i just keep looking at ur avatar it distracts me from my spamming duties :o ]

[Z3uS]

playing poker wearing

[gucom]

cards to cover their

[ViperASR]

eyes as to not

[kirby is a video game character]

[Z3uS]

see the mess that

[gucom]

followed zeus' shitting himself,

[DeMoN]

weariing no underwear

[Z3uS]

and gucom eating shit

[ViperASR]

after staring at Z3uS

[Mattk]

.

Meanwhile, in Dick Cheney's

[saadie]

bikini, the rats

[Mattk]

ate some

[DeMoN]

filled with

[TopGearNL]

Shell V-power.

[ViperASR]

Pamela Anderson looked at

[gigdy]

a bag held by Borat

[TopGearNL]

which contained the Chrum

[DeMoN]

"Sexy Time" Borat said!

[Mattk]

Borat and Pamela Anderson

[ViperASR]

went to "The Running of the Jews" :lol:

[Mattk]

, where Pamela decided to

[ViperASR]

take off her top 8)

[Mattk]

and give it to

[ViperASR]

ME!!!! :roflmao:

:crazyeyes:

[Mattk]

Meanwhile, Borat went to

[Z3uS]

do a bukkake on Pamela

[Mattk]

along with his friends

[spanky]

, but borat stuck mattk_with

[Mattk]

other Baywatch babes.

[spanky]

Mattk's Horid smell made

[Mattk]

no difference

[Z3uS]

because the girls were

[Mattk]

horny.

Meanwhile, in Cuba,

[ViperASR]

Castro was masturbating

[Mattk]

whilst looking at pictures

[gucom]

of old-age crack whores

[Z3uS]

and lesbian cows humping

[ViperASR]

old cars in a

[Z3uS]

nuclear powerplant located on

[ViperASR]

North Korea's Russan

[Mattk]

-themed theme park.

[spanky]

The theme park was

[Mattk]

filled with things like

[spanky]

man size goldfish and

[Mattk]

big bottles of

[Z3uS]

rum, that

[ViperASR]

were purple and tasted

[TopGearNL]

like female squirt.

[Mattk]

TGNL's porn collection was

[Z3uS]

so big that Google

[ViperASR]

Images couldnt handle the

[blinkmeat]

http://www.walkthroughlife.com/midis/kidsmidis/neverendingstory.htm :P

[spanky]

1,000,000,000,000 pics of porn

[Mattk]

http://www.walkthroughlife.com/midis/kidsmidis/neverendingstory.htm :P
LOL!

he had stored. He

[spanky]

decided to go

[Mattk]

buy some lubricant for

[Z3uS]

one hell of a

[Mattk]

machine, that is, a

[spanky]

computer capable of storing

[Mattk]

porn, and

[Z3uS]

not melting like a

[ViperASR]

DVD that is played

[Mattk]

continuosly, because

[gucom]

it's TGNL's favourite porn-DVD

[Mattk]

, "One Night In Paris".

[gucom]

In it, Mattk wanked

[Mattk]

, helped by Paris Hilton.

[gucom]

[20words minimum!]

Paris' penis was huge,

[Mattk]

Paris Latsis' that is,

[gucom]

who's unknown to gucom

[Mattk]

because

[gucom]

gucom doesn't visit gayclubs

[Mattk]

[Paris Latsis is Paris Hilton's ex-fiancee]
but visits stripclubs instead,

[gucom]

where hot chicks lapdance

[Mattk]

on other people.

[gucom]

Bruce Willis shaved his

[Mattk]

arm pit hair, because

[ViperASR]

Mel_Gibson wouldnt put out

[Mattk]

money for a

[ViperASR]

new movie about jews

[Mattk]

in China.

[ViperASR]

Rudolph the red nosed

[Mattk]

reindeer, decided to

[graywolf624]

move to

[Mattk]

Delaware, because he

[graywolf624]

wanted tax free shopping. (?)

[Mattk]

[Really?]
Rudolph visited the

[gucom]

Sydney Opera-House to drink

[Z3uS]

water from sydney harbour

[gucom]

and swallow some extra-

[Z3uS]

sperm from the fishes

[graywolf624]

as he magically visted places 14000 miles away (yes really).

[Mattk]

Rudolph decided to

[spanky]

take mattk to russia

[ViperASR]

because he can fly

[spanky]

and mattk cant but

[Mattk]

he can ride.

[spanky]

So he rides rudolf

[Mattk]

, like jockeys ride horses,

[spanky]

but matt's hand was

[Mattk]

hurt by a

[Z3uS]

Rudolph's horn as they

[gucom]

wanked each other gently

[Mattk]

[Ewww.....]
in Rudolph's dreams.

Meanwhile,

[Z3uS]

at the streets of North_Korea

[spanky]

Z3us's lada broke down

[Mattk]

and was confiscated by

[Z3uS]

Pyongyang secret police whose

[ViperASR]

undercover car was a

[Mattk]

gift from

[spanky]

borat because

[Mattk]

Borat likes to

[RC45]

be in amerika

[Mattk]

to go to the

[saadie]

C6 Z06 meet

[Mattk]

, where Pamela Anderson

[gucom]

is the prettiest around, :wink:

[ViperASR]

and gets naked infront

[gucom]

of the corvette's roof-antenna

[Mattk]

and sucks it.

[spanky]

She realises its covered

[Mattk]

in bird shit,

[RC45]

BMW bird shit

[Mattk]

, which is extra shitty.

[RC45]

and smells of fear

[spanky]

of the nurburgring

[RC45]

the green hell

[spanky]

that kills hair dressers

[RC45]

and posers

[Mattk]

, like Paris Hilton.

[RC45]

the naked whore

[Mattk]

decided to find some

[blinkmeat]

thing useful to post.

[Mattk]

Meanwhile, in the headquarters

[RC45]

without her underwear

[Z3uS]

because it was full

[saadie]

with hedgehogs :|

[Max Power]

brit got out a

[ViperASR]

beaver and let everyone

[Z3uS]

know that she

[Max Power]

got a sea section.

[Mattk]

Britney, then decided to

[ViperASR]

get back in_the SLR

[spanky]

naked to smoke crack

[Mattk]

and have sex with

[spanky]

a guy who sold

[ViperASR]

board_games for a living

[Mattk]

, named,

[Stoopie]

Harry Potter.

[Mattk]

Harry and Britney

[Stoopie]

went for a walk in

[TopGearNL]

*/\/\ Thats 5 words Stoopie, read the rules!*

[Stoopie]

*/\/\ Thats 5 words Stoopie, read the rules!*

Sorry TopGearNL, first-time poster on this topic haha ;)

New line: went for a walk

[TopGearNL]

on the moon and

No problem :wink:

[Z3uS]

started feeling a strong

[Mattk]

sensation of

[ViperASR]

hot water

[Mattk]

running down their

[Stoopie]

sweaty

[Mattk]

backs. They decided to

[Stoopie]

go to the

[Z3uS]

deepest hole on

[saadie]

the back of teh-whore

[Max Power]

,but fell in when

[saadie]

schumi struck the puck

[gucom]

and hit saadie's groin

[saadie]

, bounced into gucom's ass.

:P

[gucom]

Various multiplied arachnoid complications

[Max Power]

later, it was found

[Mattk]

that the big

[ViperASR]

single testicle Lance Armstrong

[Mattk]

has, is full of

[Z3uS]

Nitrous Oxide due to

[Mattk]

drug-taking.

[TransAm]

Not being able to believe the story is still continuing after 160-odd pages,

[Stoopie]

Lance and Harry were

[Mattk]

desirous of some

[Stoopie]

really big piglet farms.

[Mattk]

They bought some farmland

[Stoopie]

to go join the


PS: Mattk & Stoopie going strong on the neverending story :mrgreen:

[Mattk]

newly established Society for

[Stoopie]

really nasty people that

[Mattk]

treat pigs inhumanely.

[Stoopie]

Then they saw hedgehogs

[Mattk]

and decided to capture

[Stoopie]

the piglets before

[Mattk]

they were eaten.

[Stoopie]

Meanwhile, Britney was

[Mattk]

having sex with a

[Stoopie]

donkey. She would've

[Mattk]

passed out, but for

[Stoopie]

good times sake

[gucom]

she gave it a_boobjob

[yupp thats the donkey im talking about :P ]

[ViperASR]

exciting the donkey more

[Z3uS]

until he finally

[gucom]

fainted after getting an

[ViperASR]

ipod on fire.

[gucom]

The ipod self-repaired though,

[ViperASR]

unlike the XBOX 360

[gucom]

which was beyond repair

[Z3uS]

with it's 3 red_lights

[TopGearNL]

''like a redlight district''

[Stoopie]

all red and stuff.

[gucom]

The naked whore cried

[Stoopie]

for her Argentina

[ViperASR]

made vibrating dildo

[gucom]

because she was horny,

[Stoopie]

hornier than most sheep.

[Mattk]

Meanwhile, Harry Potter

[TopGearNL]

picked up an AK47

[Mattk]

and decided to shoot

[ViperASR]

Hermione because she's annoying

[Mattk]

. He fucked her first

[Z3uS]

not until paying

[ViperASR]

the green goblin to

[Z3uS]

buy some LSD pills