The neverending story...

[Mattk]

so he could

[Z3uS]

get stoned

[Mattk]

, whilst simultaneously copulating.

[ViperASR]

Naked midgets ran around

[Mattk]

them, shouting

[ViperASR]

"GIVE ME MORE LSD!!!"

[gigdy]

Or ill eat

[ViperASR]

your speeding ticket

[Mattk]

. So Harry said

[Stoopie]

"Hermione don't you dare

[Mattk]

tell the midgets about

[ViperASR]

inability to perform

[Stoopie]

a nosejob on

[ViperASR]

midegets because he_is scared"

[Stoopie]

Meanwhile, Lance Armstrong was

[ViperASR]

still kicking ass in

[gigdy]

side Sheyrl Crowe

[Stoopie]

's father.

[gucom]

Stoopie made gross comments,

[Stoopie]

which pleased gucom

[ViperASR]

in more than one

[gucom]

[lol]

year, both 2005 and

[Stoopie]

1987

[:')]

[gucom]

, when he was born

[ViperASR]

with a tiny

(im leaving it open for interpriation :lol: )

[Stoopie]

little girl next to

[Z3uS]

his father's car

[gucom]

, crying because Z3us' birthday

[Stoopie]

wasn't expected.

[gucom]

This was because Z3uS

[Stoopie]

hitchhiked with Ron Jeremy

[gucom]

and rode his penis,

[Stoopie]

[Eeeeehw gucom! Eeeeehw! :slap: ]

[gucom]

[hey its only Z3uS, not u :P you should read the stuff we've posted earlier in here, pages 70-something till 110 roughly :P ]

So who's gonna continue from "This was because Z3uS hitchhiked with Ron Jeremy and rode his penis"?

[Stoopie]

and watched Paris Hilton

[Mattk]

in the toilet

[Z3uS]

fucking Gucom's ass

8)

PS.: Who's Ron Jeremy? :lol:

[Mattk]

whilst sucking a

[Ron Jeremy is/was a porn star]

[Z3uS]

toilet piece shit, suddenly

[Mattk]

becoming violently ill, and

[Z3uS]

being sodomized by a

[Mattk]

polar bear.

Meanwhile, in

[Z3uS]

the outskirts of Bolivia

[Mattk]

Borat decided to

[Z3uS]

take a boat across

[Mattk]

a swimming pool, because

[Z3uS]

the boat had a

[Mattk]

diving board attached.

[Stoopie]

When in Bolivia, Tony

[Mattk]

Blair decided to buy

[Stoopie]

a large amount of

[Mattk]

beer, because

[Stoopie]

he wanted Britney drunk_so

[gucom]

he could feel her_up,

[Mattk]

he could

[gucom]

, so he got his

[Mattk]

beer out, and

[Stoopie]

drove away.

[Mattk]

He drove to a

[Stoopie]

-nother piglet farm

[Mattk]

to buy some pigs

[Stoopie]

, like Britney did.

[Mattk]

Meanwhile, Kevin Federline

[Stoopie]

bought a videocamera

[Mattk]

to film himself and

[Stoopie]

the pigs having

[Mattk]

a mud-wrestling competition.

[Stoopie]

Harry didn't see

[ViperASR]

this new "sex" video

[Mattk]

so he made a

[ViperASR]

trip to his local

[Mattk]

adult video store, to

[ViperASR]

get carded and told

[Mattk]

to bugger off.

[ViperASR]

Meanwhile, Mel Gibson

[Mattk]

drank some juice

[ViperASR]

and flew to the

[Mattk]

countryside, for some

[ViperASR]

warm milk and cookies

[Mattk]

, as well as

[ViperASR]

some pussy cats

[Mattk]

to use for his

[Z3uS]

after sleep dinner. However

[Max Power]

the masturbating bear made

[Z3uS]

harsh comments about how

[Max Power]

LeBomba was always trying

[gucom]

to make more sense

[how bout this :P ]

[ViperASR]

about how good Lotus

[gucom]

is at blooming in

[ViperASR]

the summer time

[Max Power]

.But this being December

[ViperASR]

it was fucking cold

[mit5005]

and I didn't have my

[gucom]

penis protection survival kit,

[ViperASR]

so severe shrinkage occured

[gucom]

which ultimately led to

[Z3uS]

a severe frosbite where

[Max Power]

one would not want

[Z3uS]

under any circumstance

[ViperASR]

to be stuck with

[Max Power]

nor without a frozen

[Mattk]

bag of peas.

[ViperASR]

The bag_of_peas was important

[gucom]

for throwing at several

[ViperASR]

umpa lumpas because they

[Stoopie]

stole all the imagination.

[gucom]

Stoopie still imagined naked

[ViperASR]

bags of peas on

[HeilSvenska]

a bed of corn

[ViperASR]

bread, which was exciting

[HeilSvenska]

and gooey somehow, because

[Max Power]

peas don't fuck around!

[gucom]

[LOL]

They do turn green,

[ViperASR]

and sometimes brown

[Max Power]

but only after taking

[gucom]

LSD treated with airborne

[ViperASR]

lysol products from Target

[gucom]

, genetically modified to cause

[Z3uS]

chain reactions on

[Mattk]

a massive scale,

[Stoopie]

even when

[saadie]

the hoe attached a

[Stoopie]

bbq to herself.

[gucom]

It made her hot,

[TopGearNL]

and she came massively.

[saadie]

The-firefighter used The-cum as

[gucom]

New Year Celebration Champagne,

[HAVE A GOOD YEAR EVERY1!!!]

[Mattk]

and sprayed it onto

[gucom]

the hookers boobs, which

[Mattk]

were, surprisingly, not fake.

[saadie]

But bursted into milk,

[gucom]

which saadie came into,

[saadie]

thus Gucom was Born!.

[Stoopie]

Born to be alive!

[ViperASR]

She and the prostitute (from page 1)

[I_love_jabba]

very interesting

[Mattk]

-ly, decided to

[ViperASR]

go to the barn

[nice work Mattk] 8) :lol:

[Mattk]

, only to find batgirl

[ViperASR]

naked with her hairy/fishy

[Mattk]

friend, Britney Spears, who

[ViperASR]

was stepping out of

[saadie]

all these loosers have the birthday on the first of jan ... .

Users with a birthday today: Blip (22), CWW (36), dominiquelee (39), espen (32), eva-adam (37), F3ckB9LL (27), fsandys (27), Guibo (72), ingko (27), Ivanhoe (28), oic0 (23), RallyeNLD (35), Sam P (27), sameerrao (33), tata1234 (37), testdrivem3 (25), Tyrone (32) .


:? .... ohh wait ... its 2 mins to 3rd jan :S >.

[TopGearNL]

all these loosers have the birthday on the first of jan ... .

Users with a birthday today: Blip (22), CWW (36), dominiquelee (39), espen (32), eva-adam (37), F3ckB9LL (27), fsandys (27), Guibo (72), ingko (27), Ivanhoe (28), oic0 (23), RallyeNLD (35), Sam P (27), sameerrao (33), tata1234 (37), testdrivem3 (25), Tyrone (32) .


:? .... ohh wait ... its 2 mins to 3rd jan :S >.

LOL!

Leechers! :wanker:

[gucom]

[GUYS!!! we were talking about gucom and some1 *cough* ViperASR *cough* called him a "she"!!! :x ]

[continuing from "Paris' SLR without panties"]

, only to find boxershorts

[Stoopie]

in Harry Potter's drawer!

[Mattk]

Meanwhile, batgirl and

[ViperASR]

gucom who is not_a_she

[sorry bout that, this shit gets hard to follow, I thought I was referring to the prostitute]

[Mattk]

found out they were

[Stoopie]

totally wasted during

[Mattk]

a make-out session.

[Stoopie]

Meanwhile, Hermion washed her

[gucom]

[lol viper no problem I get confused here all the time :P plus even if it was intended, compared to some of the other things that were said here, it's nothing :wink: ]

pussy because it smelled

[Stoopie]

badly, a bit like

[gucom]

stoopie but less disgusting. :P sry man

[Stoopie]

[ argh gucom you b*tch :P ]

The pussy had a

[gucom]

clit and a g-spot,

[Stoopie]

a bad hair day, :mrgreen:

[gucom]

[LOL]

and a nasty rash.

[Stoopie]

Harry didn't want to

[Mattk]

fuck her, because he

[Stoopie]

saw what Paris was

[Mattk]

like, so he fucked_her.

[Stoopie]

Hermione cried like a_girl.

[gucom]

This was because Santa

[saadie]

and his little helpers

[gucom]

also fucked paris hilton,

[Stoopie]

whilst Mrs Santa was

[gucom]

She started stripping, but

[ViperASR]

no one was watching

[gucom]

so santa and paris [and the little helpers :P ]

[Stoopie]

could compare their asses

[ViperASR]

to the great ass

[gucom]

of jennifer lopez, which

[ViperASR]

was on the phone_with_xbox_support

[gucom]

[the ass?? :P ]

which had lousy service,

[ViperASR]

[yes, her ass was on the phone]

which Santa hated

[TopGearNL]

so much that he

[Max Power]

deemed it unsuitabe for

[Stoopie]

nor Windows or Linux.

[Z3uS]

On the other hand

[gucom]

were 5 fingers, and

[Z3uS]

they were blue

[Mattk]

, because they were covered

[Stoopie]

with smurfs.

[gucom]

, and his lover bmuller

[ViperASR]

and rumor has is

[gucom]

The lipbalm was melting,

[ViperASR]

and ruining the paint

[TopGearNL]

-job that was made

[gucom]

The corvette was now

[Z3uS]

ugly as a pair

[TopGearNL]

of road-killed squirls

[Stoopie]

. When Harry woke up

[gucom]

he ate the squirls,

[ViperASR]

and possibly the back_hair

[TopGearNL]

of RCs back and

[Stoopie]

stole his PS3

[TopGearNL]

, playseat and TV set.

[gucom]

RC45 responded by furiously

[TopGearNL]

driving his Vette 200MPH

[gucom]

while scratching his balls,

[Z3uS]

not until he

[gucom]

had stumbled upon excruciatingly

[Stoopie]

amounts of women, who

[ViperASR]

weren't impressed by his

[Z3uS]

ruined paintjob. Afterwards

[ViperASR]

Brittnay Spears shaved his

[gucom]

dick off, which turned

[ViperASR]

into a pickle after

[TopGearNL]

being sucked by Gucom.

[ViperASR]

Wondering how Gucom sucked_himself :lol:

[TopGearNL]

Saadie went and ask

:mrgreen:

[saadie]

why gucom sucked Viper


fuckers :fuck: :mrgreen:

[gucom]

[guys, it was originally RC45's dick that got shaven off :wink: ]

, turned out he didn't.

[ViperASR]

Saadie is a queer

right back at ya :fuck:

[saadie]

, viper = 10000X(saadie).

;)

woot .

[Mattk]

, which made RC45

[saadie]

wear the old nerdy glasses.

[Mattk]

RC45 went to a

[Stoopie]

whorehouse, where he met

[Mattk]

batgirl. RC45 and batgirl

[Stoopie]

went to a private

[gucom]

room where stoopie danced,

[Stoopie]

on the ceiling

[gucom, you.. :P]

[Z3uS]

having wet dreams with

[TopGearNL]

Saadie and ViperASR.

[gucom]

He went to Haiti

[ViperASR]

TGNL and 3 men

[I_love_jabba]

TGNL and 3 men

[saadie]

Raped I_love_jabba!.

[TopGearNL]

Not TGNL of JW.

F :fuck: ckers :mrgreen:

[ViperASR]

Something weird happened when

[TopGearNL]

Gucom entered TNS and

TNS = The Neverending Story

[saadie]

got spanked by spammers :mrgreen:

[TopGearNL]

: TGNL, Saadie and ViperASR.

:mrgreen:

[Z3uS]

Meanwhile, the prancing poney

:shock:

[gucom]

was in Haiti, where

[Z3uS]

he was being served

[gucom]

a beach party ticket

[ViperASR]

and a mixed drink

[ViperASR]

: TGNL, Saadie and ViperASR.

:mrgreen:

all hail the kings of spam :wink:

:onfire: :onfire: :onfire: :onfire: :onfire: :onfire:
:onfire: :onfire: :onfire: :onfire: :onfire: :onfire:
:onfire: :onfire: :onfire: :onfire: :onfire: :onfire:

[Mattk]

of rum and coke.

[Max Power]

The end... :!:

[Mattk]

not.

Meanwhile, batgirl

[Z3uS]

was stoned with GHB

[gucom]

which made trees sing

[Z3uS]

and gucom think

[TopGearNL]

that he was Schumacher

[ViperASR]

dancing on a tree