The neverending story...

[ViperASR]

of ketchup while having

[SPEEDKILLAR]

his blackhole poked by

[Mattk]

sex with a

[SPEEDKILLAR]

big ass black mamba

[ViperASR]

that weighed over 600pounds

[Mattk]

, but still comparatively lighter.

[ViperASR]

Brittney Spears still hasnt

[SPEEDKILLAR]

made love to SPEEDKILLAR

[Mattk]

for a good reason,

[ViperASR]

because she is ugly_now_that

[Z3uS]

of pasta and meatballs

[gucom]

for dinner and coconut-milk

[ViperASR]

followed by a rousing

[ViperASR]

on the pool table

[gucom]

of michael moore, telling

[saadie]

adam sandler how to

[gucom]

suck his own dick

[saadie]

just like mattk.

[gucom]

Blue skies and orange

[saadie]

gallardo superleggera

[gucom]

nix nicely, but even

[Z3uS]

King Leonidas thinks that

[saadie]

mattk is a rats ass

[SPEEDKILLAR]

and saadie kisses it :mrgreen:

[saadie]

NOT.

:fist: ;)

[saadie]

NOT.

:fist: ;)

[SPEEDKILLAR]

:lol: double post, you damn whore

[gucom]

[continuing from "mattk is a rats ass and saadie kisses it"]

passionately, getting his tongue

[SPEEDKILLAR]

between mattk's hairy buttcheeks

[gucom]

, stuck forever. Mattk's diarrhea

[Z3uS]

started flowing though saadie's

[that's fucking disgusting]

[gucom]

thoughts but didn't happen.

[yes it was getting a bit too extreme indeed, not just my fault you know :wink: ]

[Mattk]

[Bloody hell, I go away for the weekend and I cop all this shit! :lol: ]

Gucom and Saadie kissed

[gucom]

hot girls, while mattk

[SPEEDKILLAR]

kissed an inflatable doll



:lol: sorry mattk

[gucom]

[thx speed 8) :P :wink: ]

, but he licked hard

[Mattk]

on some tasty ice-cream.

[SPEEDKILLAR]

The sun is shining

[Mattk]

on a nuclear bomb

[gucom]

depot and children play

[ViperASR]

in the nuclear waste

[gucom]

[and here i was trying to paint a happier picture :( ]

where sinister types stole

[SPEEDKILLAR]

the radioactive beach sand

[Mattk]

and gave it to

[Z3uS]

George Foreman use in

[gucom]

a fight with a

[Mattk]

midget.

[ViperASR]

:lol:

The midget and his_friends

[gucom]

kicked george foreman's ass

[ViperASR]

because they head-butted him_in_the_nuts

[Z3uS]

which came out of

[Mattk]

his nose

[Pokiou]

and all over the

[Mattk]

carpet, belonging to

[gucom]

the midgets now. Candles

[ViperASR]

lit the floor on_fire

[Mattk]

called the fire brigade

[gucom]

which was having waterfights

[Mattk]

with George Bush's bodyguards

[gucom]

, who ofcourse wet themselves

[Mattk]

, but obviously, no-one noticed.

[Z3uS]

300 queers were waiting

[gucom]

at the bus stop

[Mattk]

for Arnold Schwarzenegger to

[ViperASR]

to get back from

[Mattk]

the supermarket, because

[Z3uS]

Donald Trump decided to

[Mattk]

buy lots of eggs

[ViperASR]

to throw at WalMart

[Mattk]

which refused to sell

[Z3uS]

lubricant for his wife

[ViperASR]

's dishwasher because it broke

[Mattk]

during a sexual encounter,

[Mattk]

.

Meanwhile, in the sunny

[ViperASR]

state of Florida

[Mattk]

, old men and women

[Mattk]

nice man, who

[ViperASR]

loves his Ford GT

[wackary, 4 words MAX please :D ]

[gucom]

so much that he

[gucom]

and rammed his ford

[gucom]

still loves porsches ofcourse

[Mattk]

them, because he hasn't

[Mattk]

Boxster, which is

[gucom]

tables form the setting

[ViperASR]

of the Ferrari factory

[Z3uS]

that became oxidated from

[Mattk]

global warming, resulting in

[ViperASR]

the destruction of batgirls

[gucom]

uncanny spamming abilities, grinding

[Mattk]

down cheese.

[gucom]

Corpsegrinder hasn't been seen

[saadie]

eating cheese caramel creampuffs

[gucom]

for 5 minutes :shock: meaning

[Z3uS]

that he is not

[gucom]

puking for once, because

[TopGearNL]

*page 251 already guys :lol: *

[ViperASR]

he took some Pepto_Bisthmol

[Mattk]

washed down with red

[ViperASR]

wine, making him very

[gucom]

delirious, singing and telling

[ViperASR]

stories of the old_country

[gucom]

named moldavia. There, people

[ViperASR]

are always having sex

[gucom]

lying down or showring,

[ViperASR]

while watching pr0n

[Z3uS]

at the Spammers Corner

[ViperASR]

roll ups, depressed that

[blinkmeat]

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[Z3uS]

...and they died drunk. :drinking:


BTW, please tell me you copy and pasted that from somewhere... :|
Still, someone had the time of doing this... :lol:

[Mattk]

Meanwhile, James Madison's ghost

[gucom]

had air sex with

[Z3uS]

air... Therefore, giving him

[Mattk]

an very pleasing airgasm

[gucom]

that was quite windy

[ViperASR]

and a little dry

[ViperASR]

Blinkmeat has no life

:wink: :lol:

[Z3uS]

so he practice airsex

[Mattk]

batgirl, who lives in

[spanky]

a floating airspace palace

[gucom]

in bmullers mind. Holden

[ViperASR]

desided to come to_America

[Mattk]

Eddie Murphy's pet dingo

[ViperASR]

could talk to him

[Mattk]

about personal problems

[ViperASR]

between him and batgirl

[Xiliusur]

after eating hamburger

[Xiliusur]

and then

[Xiliusur]

he went

[Xiliusur]

and talked

[Xiliusur]

about some

[Xiliusur]

cfrap

[Xiliusur]

few minutes

[Xiliusur]

later he had

[Xiliusur]

to go and pee near the tree!!

[Xiliusur]

soon after

[Xiliusur]

was there

[Xiliusur]

and

[Xiliusur]

then he

[Xiliusur]

realized

[Xiliusur]

that he has 25 posts already and can finally post links lol

[Mattk]

to find a big

[spanky]

lemon colored chimpanzee

[Mattk]

perched on his head

[Mattk]

which was a bit

[Mattk]

but he liked it.

[gucom]

The 2nd monkey decided

[gucom]

except speedkillars "banana". He

[Mattk]

dove upon Speedkillar, and

[gucom]

started tickling in places

[SPEEDKILLAR]

wich were unkown to (mankind?) :lol:

[ViperASR]

the monkey because he

[Z3uS]

had a big penis

[Mattk]

decided to be adventurous

[ViperASR]

and take a paddle

[Mattk]

, until animal rights activists

[Mattk]

On the USS Enterprise,

[Mattk]

pork chops, because

[Mattk]

thermonuclear weaponary

[Z3uS]

but the downsides are

[Mattk]

those inconvenient bones, which

[gucom]

are a pain in

[ViperASR]

The cow jumped over

[Z3uS]

and than crashed on

[rusrocket]

to look for cheese

[Mattk]

completely, upon which RC

[gucom]

ate the cow alive.

[Mattk]

RC then felt sick,

[gucom]

to make him smile

[what's ex-lax?]

[gucom]

[ahhh laxatives... funny guy that RC45, smiling from pooing :P ]

all over his toilet

[Mattk]

, but not in it.

[Mattk]

not pig heads, because

[gucom]

they have flabby ears

[gucom]

stones. The fresh prince

[gucom]

[20word sentence minimum!]

His crown was shining

[Mattk]

as much as coal

[gucom]

to speak out loud

[gucom]

as the real GT

[Mattk]

for old people who

[Mattk]

grcoeries from the supermarket.

[gucom]

about a girl who

[saadie]

he has a 3 incher :mrgreen:

[gucom]

2 inch dick, laughing

[nice1 bmuller 8) ]

[Z3uS]

like a drunk hiena

[novass]

apparently ending the story.

[gucom]

But wait! What was

[DeMoN]

what he said?

[Mattk]

This is the neverending

[saadie]

land of hopelessness

[Mattk]

, known as

[Mattk]

, or Saadie's home,

[rusrocket]

While i was driving

[gucom]

a VW passat Bmuller

[Mattk]

Bmuller missed out, because

[gucom]

He needed it badly

[Mattk]

because of the

[Mattk]

inconvenient locations, such as,

[rusrocket]

the tip top of

[saadie]

the bull's horn

[Z3uS]

which penetrated up alonso's

[Z3uS]

[LOL, my post was edited :lol: :lol: :lol: ]

[gucom]

, causing asslonzo to yell:

[saadie]

"" I AM GAYY ""

[DeMoN]

and everyone agreed.

[saadie]

Ron dennis kissed ecclestone

[Z3uS]

while on a DXM

[saadie]

,shaking his tummy

[gucom]

and patting it gently

[Mattk]

salted peanuts

[Mattk]

(eww...)

covered in coconut flakes.

[gucom]

propellor airplanes are me(n)tal

[Mattk]

, yet quaintly elegant

[Mattk]

fluffy toilet seat cover

[Z3uS]

bought when i visited

[gucom]

of wizardry, Hogwarts, weighing

[Mattk]

and five fat frogs.

[gucom]

The frogs were yellow

[ARMAN]

with two white stripes

[gucom]

and green/blue eyes, making

[Stoopie]

lots of copies of


[yay I'm back :hello: ]

[gucom]

weird sounds in brazil
[welcome back mate! :) ]

[Mattk]

against unshaven butts

[Mattk]

who still had dicks.

[Mattk]

are like men who

[Mattk]

that they just killed

[saadie]

by farting like a

[gucom]

man who ate beans

[Z3uS]

The EPSON printer

[Mattk]

didn't work properly, because

[Mattk]

because saadie

[coloradosilver]

while working as a

[Mattk]

who wore women's clothing.

[saadie]

Anyway ... the hoe went

[Mattk]

Siberia, where a big

[saadie]

asshole was being worshipped

[Mattk]

by saadie's pet fish.

[saadie]

The fish mysteriously

[Mattk]

got abducted by aliens

[gucom]

who enjoyed sushi after

[Mattk]

slaying the fish and

[saadie]

giving the-scales to the-hoe

[Mattk]

Barack Obama, a

[gucom]

very odd-looking mysterious kind

[Mattk]

of mutant, who liked

[saadie]

to eat trumpets

[Mattk]

and crumpets.

[saadie]

Anywho the-ant went to-the-elephant

[Mattk]

because of a

[gucom]

nagging crumble of pie

[saadie]

, 'the hoe', ditched the-money

[Mattk]

and ran away to