The neverending story...

[blinkmeat]

<<
>>

Where are we here? Will some bloke give me the gist?

[dutchmasterflex]

.. saw off his leg.

[gucom]

Who thought blinkmeat's an_idiot :P

uhm...where are we? this is the neverending story, this is about the furthest away from anything useful u can get 8) and the gist? waddaya want with the gist? (what is the gist?? :roll: )

[saadie]

and so is gucom :P

[ldin]

and the topic dies.

[HeilSvenska]

Or did it? Dum dum duuummmm!!!!

[gucom]

NO IT DIDNT! because

[ldin]

gucom is alive.

[saadie]

Sadly gucom is alive,

[gucom]

and he killed saadie. :) :P :fuck: :P

love u saadie :)

[saadie]

who-got-erased and came back-as-marty :twisted:

love you gucom honey :)

[gucom]

who died for eternity.

lol sry for the mistake in identity :oops:

[saadie]

His sole stalked gucom

lol

[gucom]

, who called the police.

LOL at you marty

[saadie]

The pigs didnt respond :lol:

:roflmao:

[gucom]

because Marty blowjobbed them.

:P

[Pehtren]

The pigs like that

[saadie]

DID noT,

your ghey :prr: :fuck: :prr: :fuck: :prr: :fuck:

[Pehtren]

yes they did

[saadie]

did nOt

lol ...
hope this continues on till page 200 hehe


anyways . i gotta hit the bed ...... cyeall cute honeys tomorro :P

[gucom]

enjoy it because SaadieMarty

(he's gone to bed: the perfect opportunity to own him :P you'd better think of something good 8) )

[saadie]

died and didnt do it

:fuck:

[Pehtren]

but he changed his

[gucom]

penis into a pussy. :P

[Garretts_turbo]

after this disturbing development

[gigdy]

he was raped in the ass by a pack of ravenous rascal scooters

[saadie]

:? ... ^^ ignored .....

gucom turned into she-male :fuck: :P

[saadie]

harrass lil mice on

[gucom]

The mice had tight

lol who cares im already a dirty boy in this story anyway :P

[Pehtren]

pussy like hole, gucom

[TopGearNL]

therefore did his

[DeMoN]

#2 on the floor.

[TopGearNL]

Marty Mcfly and Doc

[ae86_16v]

went back to the

[TopGearNL]

future in which TT

[gucom]

was still painting dolls.

[TopGearNL]

Those dolls are inflatable

[gucom]

, like TT's genitals

[saadie]

are in his underpants

[DeMoN]

- pink in color.

[DeMoN]

- the end -

[TopGearNL]

Is this really the end? I thought it was neverending :mrgreen:

[Pehtren]

- the end -

LOL.....I think Demon was bored :D

[dutchmasterflex]

Once upon a time....



(I think this story already had atleast 5 endings)

[TopGearNL]

there was a JW

[Pehtren]

with the greatest ADMIN

[saadie]

and the fucking spammers
:roflmao:

[TopGearNL]

that had 0 posts

[Pehtren]

Marty/sadiee/fatass/little indian boy was one of

[TopGearNL]

those lazy fatass members

[Pehtren]

who were drunk with

[saadie]

screaming like 'donkeys' beer-of-the-apes

lmao .... how random can you get :lol:

" im not indian you idiots :lol: "

[Pehtren]

becouse of such pain

*you are now* :mrgreen:

[saadie]

tht jelly fishes endure

lol ..... im not an indian haha ..

[Pehtren]

Now it was time for


* Asian? :lol: *

[saadie]

some juggling

yeah.. ima mix of uhh ppl from bangladesh and china, mauritius and iraq ..... lol ...
tht makes me a i donno wht ... :mrgreen:

but yeah im asian :D

[gucom]

with marty's genitals and

[TopGearNL]

playing the keyboard also

(with the genitals) :mrgreen:

[black_magician]

while licking a

[DeMoN]

pair of salty balls.

[Pehtren]

from Demons dog

[saadie]

poop made of choclat

[TopGearNL]

, then Ronald McDonald

(to make a bit of a swing in the story :mrgreen: )

[saadie]

slept with colonel-sanders wife :mrgreen:

[TopGearNL]

with 3 titties

(remember the movie with Arnold Schwarzenegger :mrgreen: )

[saadie]

and no pussy

\nope ... arnold slept with a whoter with 3 titties :mrgreen: ? \

[TopGearNL]

, instead of that she

/\ see Marty \/\/ total recall :mrgreen:

http://www.quintadimension.com/0pics/cineytv/total3.jpg

[saadie]

raped topgearNL :P

:lol:


** lmfao :mrgreen: :drool: ... now dont you say 2 are better then 3 :mrgreen:

[TopGearNL]

which he enjoyed.

No marty ownage :mrgreen:

[Pehtren]

With his toys

[black_magician]

that where made

[saadie]

and sand and snow

[saadie]

and penis(aka dani) and pussy(aka arman)

:mrgreen:

[TopGearNL]

which Marty has seen

:fadein:

[saadie]

is his dreams

[TopGearNL]

that also came true

:mrgreen:

[gucom]

after hammering his dick


JW gives me some sick ideas :?

[TopGearNL]

as seen on www.thepounder.com

:x

[saadie]

, owned by gucom

:mrgreen:

[DeMoN]

and his friends.

[saadie]

for stealing thamars bear

[TopGearNL]

out of Toys R'Us

[gucom]

untill thamar farted loudly.

[saadie]

All toys caught fire

:mrgreen:

[gucom]

, including marty's vibrating dildo's

[saadie]

that he saved-for gucom

[ARMAN]

and dream of

[TopGearNL]

presenting TopGear and 5ThGear

[jon_s]

in the nude

[ARMAN]

area of Buckingham palace

[gucom]

while having sex

ow wait this still is about me and marty :P

[ARMAN]

with passion and Elton_John

[saadie]

and george micheal

not anymore :roflmao:

[TopGearNL]

while being interviewed

[jon_s]

by the police!

[TopGearNL]

After that marty

[ARMAN]

grabed his weener and

[saadie]

balls and said "I-Got-Balls-Biatches" :mrgreen:

[ARMAN]

and slamed himself on

[saadie]

top of arman :mrgreen:

[ARMAN]

:shock: wich woke up

[saadie]

and realised marty farted

Boooo ! :mrgreen:

[TopGearNL]

right in his face.

:fadein:

[saadie]

The elephant ran

- hehe good timing TGNL :mrgreen:

[TopGearNL]

200MPH heading south

I know :roflmao:

[saadie]

which was actually east

:mrgreen:

[TopGearNL]

in other words southeast

[gucom]

, untill he tripped over

[PaulGT2164]

a large herd of hamster

[TopGearNL]

looking like Richard Hammond

[gucom]

but actually being TopGearNL.

[ARMAN]

Eltcin and Putin went

[saadie]

to the prostitue center

[Pehtren]

where sadiee worked

[saadie]

an the un-virginizer (for girls onlyhttp://elouai.com/images/yahoo/a13.gif)

:mrgreen:

[Pehtren]

but he liked boys

[saadie]

not as-much as pethren
:P

[Pehtren]

liked girls blonde ones

:lol:

[ARMAN]

who like classic music

[Pehtren]

who were actually Armans gfs

[ARMAN]

before the WW2

[Pehtren]

when he was still-young

:prr:

[saadie]

and sexy

:mrgreen:

[Pehtren]

fetish looklike boi

:mrgreen:

[gucom]

humping the still-young pethren.

[saadie]

The whore took gucom

LMAO Owned!! :fuck:

[ARMAN]

to the train station

*guys c'mon lets make a story a bit wider not only about gheys and dicks and everyone banging eachother* 8) :wink:

[Pehtren]

where he left a

[ARMAN]

case full of little

[saadie]

insects

[Pehtren]

with coded secret

[ARMAN]

he brought from India

[TopGearNL]

-na Jones and

[ARMAN]

recoded to html

[gucom]

to look good combined

[TopGearNL]

with Windows 3.4

[gucom]

which was modern then.

[ARMAN]

As the train left

[TopGearNL]

(Thomas the tank Engine)

:mrgreen:

http://www.worldofbubble.com/images/thomas_tank_engine.jpg

[ARMAN]

:shock: :?:

[gucom]

(continuing from armans post)

it derailed because

[TopGearNL]

a big meteor

[ARMAN]

was too close to

[gucom]

gucom who shot it

[ARMAN]

with a water pistol

[gucom]

, while also raindancing crazily

[TopGearNL]

and doing the Moonwalk

[saadie]

like a crazy monkey

[gucom]

which knotted his legs

[saadie]

like a shrimp

[gucom]

, which tastes delicious

(unlike me :P )

[saadie]

just like roasted chicken

:P

[gucom]

, but not as good

[TopGearNL]

as a T-Bone Steak

[gucom]

with chili sauce.

[saadie]

Dani made shrimp salad

[TopGearNL]

with his feet

:x

[saadie]

with socks on

lol ...

[ARMAN]

and hit the road

[saadie]

on his 1787 double-humped-camel

[ARMAN]

with 12 airbags and

[saadie]

no shock absorbers

[ARMAN]

he used them elswere

[saadie]

, the seat was wooden

:)

[ARMAN]

wich made the trip

[saadie]

very ass bumping,

:mrgreen: hehe

[blinkmeat]

this thread is gay

[saadie]

,NOT. << period<<

its soo less gayer then the gentelmens club :P

[blinkmeat]

good god man - you know it's not.

we have women-booze-cigars - you have a story - congrats on sucking

[dutchmasterflex]

bwah ahah ahah haha

[saadie]

go fuck yourselves .. .


and moving on ........

-------------------------------------------------

Bmuller slept with his

[gucom]

dick eaten by rats

thats what u get for insulting the neverending story :P even though it seems to be kinda dead... :?

[saadie]

liek liking a lollypop



yeh .. start spamming :mrgreen:

[DeMoN]

(period).

[saadie]

Gucom dumps his GF

:|

[gucom]

(who doesnt exist :P ) on the bed.

[TopGearNL]

, gets her a big

[DeMoN]

dildo for her to

[TopGearNL]

strap on

(couple of perverts here, inc me :twisted: )

[dutchmasterflex]

to saadie's small pakistani

[gucom]

pussy. He (me) fucked her (the girlfriend :wink: )

so why exactly do i want my gf to put a dildo on saadie? :P

[TopGearNL]

and Saadie assisted

(don't know LOL) :mrgreen:

[saadie]

. period <---

(wtf :| .... maybe you wanted me tp stay away from the gf ... soo i tought you using a strapon isntead .... wich i placed on my artificial pussy :| ...

anyway ) ........

[DeMoN]

etc etc the end.

[gucom]

Demon's mouth shut forever,

[saadie]

with stitches and duct-tape
:P

[gucom]

and some rusty nails.

[saadie]

The enzo driver

[TopGearNL]

who was blind

[TransAm]

at band camp

[black_magician]

bent over slowly

[gucom]

to inspect the engine

[saadie]

,he fell inside the

[gucom]

air-intake and was shredded

[Pehtren]

he than turned in-to meatballs

[saadie]

and burned in the-cylinders

:lol:

[gucom]

, after which gucom ate him.

[Pehtren]

It was year 1980 :mrgreen:

[5vz-fe]

when Enzo Ferrari built

[saadie]

the ferrari tennis racket


:lol:

[Global Warming]

and money laundering scheme which took in an estimated

[saadie]

^^ dude .... read the rules ..... :|

anyway

________________

2 dollars in total

[gucom]

, just as much as his_cars'_worth

[5vz-fe]

and limited to 399

[blinkmeat]

REF STEPS IN:

"I honestly don't know how this is fun ... Really " :|

[TopGearNL]

and engine explodes

[5vz-fe]

*********NOT PART OF STORY***************

Blink: This is spam LOL :mrgreen:
*****************************************

[blinkmeat]

lets go for beers instead ... hmm?

[saadie]

and engine explodes ............
............................. and blew the front window

[gucom]

into MissClintons flower garden

[TopGearNL]

whereas Monica Lewinsky was

[saadie]

running after ther dog

[dutchmasterflex]

aka saadie's mom

[5vz-fe]

lets go for beers instead ... hmm?

That will work too :)

[Global Warming]

lets go for beers instead ... hmm?

That will work too :)

that's what she said (http://www.clubtopgear.com/video/TWSS.avi)

[gucom]

The crocodile grabbed the

[saadie]

little plastic duck

[SFDMALEX]

fuck the fucking fuckers

[saadie]

with its little bird

:lol:

[gucom]

which died instantly

[DeMoN]

as shit came out

[gucom]

of the St Helen's vulcano

[DeMoN]

filled with

[Fleischmann]

1000 island dressing

[saadie]

on the croquettes

[saadie]

. < period <

[gucom]

While wanking, saadie decided

[saadie]

to fuck gucom

[gucom]

, but gucom chopped saadies-dick

[saadie]

the artificial one

lol

[spanky]

but it grew back

[Garretts_turbo]

into a new life-form

[spanky]

small old man with

[saadie]

a pack of viagra

[Fleischmann]

and medium fries

[spanky]

which startled saadie

[black_magician]

and made him

[rave426]

The growth beckoned saadie

[gucom]

to spam some more

[Garretts_turbo]

which resulted in

[spanky]

large amounts of

[saadie]

hicups

[spanky]

as saadie didnt want

[saadie]

spank spanky . <period :mrgreen:

[spanky]

A bear jumped out

[saadie]

of the veyron

[spanky]

holding a

[saadie]

tricycle

[gucom]

with square wheels, that

[saadie]

resembled 10in sub-woofers