The neverending story...

[Mattk]

a long, winding road,

[SPEEDKILLAR]

who's name is SPEEDKILLAR

[saadie]

who had a sex change-operation

[SPEEDKILLAR]

with 2 dicks now

[saadie]

,he now fucks himself.

:lol:

[SPEEDKILLAR]

And Saadie got excited


:wink:

[Z3uS]

therefore, going to_Fredericksburg, Texas

[gucom]

and discuss robocop's hairstyle

[lol at the google ad here :P [edit its gone now but the 1 i saw first was about an exzema cure for babies :lol: ] ]

[ViperASR]

for his next movie

[Pokiou]

about old smell woman

[ViperASR]

like batgirl, who need

[Pokiou]

anal probing with large

[ViperASR]

hoses, in order to

[Mattk]

keep properly hydrated.

[SPEEDKILLAR]

and smooth for penetration

[Mattk]

by SPEEDKILLAR's prosthetic penis. :twisted:

[SPEEDKILLAR]

Wich Mattk loves touching

[Mattk]

in SPEEDKILLAR's fantasy world,

[SPEEDKILLAR]

and Mattk's wet dreams

[SPEEDKILLAR]

to jack off to

[Z3uS]

gay elephants humping themselves

[Mattk]

like batgirl and her

[Z3uS]

fiancée Ms. SPEEDKILLAR

[Mattk]

who was a

[Z3uS]

scat practitioner

[Mattk]

from Colorado.

[Mattk]

, Dani and his prostitute

[SPEEDKILLAR]

purple oyster with big

[SPEEDKILLAR]

wich couldn't support Jabba's...

[gucom]

'80s style bleached mullet

[SPEEDKILLAR]

wich TT had done

[gucom]

to soothe his terrible

[SPEEDKILLAR]

lust for pierced vagina's

[ViperASR]

and JW thongs.

[SPEEDKILLAR]

But ViperAss didn't like

[gucom]

mullets or other wicked

[SPEEDKILLAR]

attributes, so he took

[gucom]

evasive action and shut

[ViperASR]

couldnt go to the

[ViperASR]

tricycle that Michael Schumacher

[SPEEDKILLAR]

had crashed earlier, during

[ViperASR]

practice in the hallway

[gucom]

on the marble floor

[ViperASR]

of the vatican with

[gucom]

reflections of the pope

[keep it decent guys]

[ViperASR]

dancing with Jessica Simpson

[SPEEDKILLAR]

who was knocked up

[Mattk]

with hallucinogenic drugs.

[Z3uS]

Therefore, making her

[gucom]

entrance in the scene

[gucom]

and obese and hungry

[ViperASR]

making for_a very_odd

[SPEEDKILLAR]

combination, that makes you

[Mattk]

recoil in horror.

[ViperASR]

Batgirl decided to jump

[gucom]

up and down with

[ViperASR]

no bra, causing chaos

[gucom]

-in1983's eyes to pop :shock:

[ViperASR]

out of his head_into

[Z3uS]

a glass o jelly

[ViperASR]

and coconut rum

[SPEEDKILLAR]

wich tastes quite nice

[ViperASR]

and knocks_me on_the floor.

[SPEEDKILLAR]

and I get jumped by

[Z3uS]

by_a horde of wild_dogs

[SPEEDKILLAR]

who got the rabies.

[ViperASR]

The rabid rabbits decided

[SPEEDKILLAR]

hard, without using condoms



[wtf]

[ViperASR]

made it hard to_rubber_up

[Mattk]

. SPEEDKILLAR has the same_problem,

[gucom]

but it's caused by

[Mattk]

impotence, due to

[Stoopie]

his lack of sheep

[saadie]

and some cow dung

[SPEEDKILLAR]

:lol:


wich saadie provides for

[Stoopie]

christmas laughter

[SPEEDKILLAR]

and some silver haze

[Mattk]

made by SPEEDKILLAR.

[SPEEDKILLAR]

And smoked by Mattk :sleeping:

[gucom]

was a pipe that

[ViperASR]

had the cow dung

[Z3uS]

eleven inch chopsticks

[ViperASR]

to eat his sushi

[ViperASR]

instead raw cow penis

[SPEEDKILLAR]

WTF, I am reading the last 5 posts or so, and they don't make fucking sense :lol:

[ViperASR]

WTF, I am reading the last 5 posts or so, and they don't make fucking sense :lol:

[eh, thats just part of the neverending story :bah: ]

[SPEEDKILLAR]

WTF, I am reading the last 5 posts or so, and they don't make fucking sense :lol:

[eh, thats just part of the neverending story :bah: ]


Yeah I know, but its like we just typ randomly without understanding the last post, not always of course, sometimes it makes sense and then it is really funny.

Anyway, just letss continue, you do the honors :D

[ViperASR]

SPEEDKILLER was confused by

[SPEEDKILLAR]

Vida Guerra's GREAT ass



[edit: it is speedkillAr with an A :wink: ]

[ViperASR]

because he was

[SPEEDKILLAR]

inspired by Pacino's movie

[ViperASR]

about the playboy bunny

[SPEEDKILLAR]

who was hotter than

[ViperASR]

Brittney Spears with_a shaved_head

[Mattk]

and Kevin Federline.

[gucom]

No1's as hot as

[Stoopie]

chocolate starfish

[Mattk]

, batgirl's pet,

[Stoopie]

who eats lots of

[Mattk]

haggis, and barbequed

[Stoopie]

cow toes

[Mattk]

with HP sauce.

[Stoopie]

Airplanes can fly

[Stoopie]

, just like scubadivers dive

[Mattk]

really really deep, into

[Stoopie]

the oblivious woman named

[Mattk]

batgirl,

[Stoopie]

who can't fly at_all

[Mattk]

, but is good at

[Stoopie]

swimming though

[Stoopie]

Talking about horses

[SPEEDKILLAR]

delicious fries with mayonaise

[gucom]

and spamming, people get

[Stoopie]

very ill of that

[gucom]

nauseating noise produced by

[Stoopie]

farts from Greece women.

[Mattk]

SPEEDKILLAR likes those women,

[ViperASR]

with bacon fat_and greese

[gucom]

, on his plate, but

[Mattk]

he cannot stomach the

[gucom]

salad which is yuckie

[Mattk]

, because it is made

[gucom]

of healthy ingredients like

[Mattk]

rabbit droppings.

[SPEEDKILLAR]

:lol:

[ViperASR]

[healty rabbit droppings? wtf :lol: ]

SPEEDKILLAR is still spelled_with_an_A

[gucom]

, but MB's are speedkillers

[ViperASR]

, not when comparted_to Porsches

[Stoopie]

or other caravans

[gucom]

, especially blue ones. Blue

[gucom]

for picking up dates

[Z3uS]

on his gay tour

[gucom]

and bald-chest shaven studs

[SPEEDKILLAR]

wich SPEEDKILLAR doesn't know

[Mattk]

are not actually gay.

[Stoopie]

Cows on_the other hand

[gucom]

are sometimes evenly-coloured, and

[Stoopie]

sometimes they cover carseats

[gucom]

in poo. That's always

[SPEEDKILLAR]

comfy to sit in

[gucom]

, soft and warm and

[Z3uS]

"go fuck yourself" said

[Mattk]

SPEEDKILLAR's imaginary girlfriend, who

[Stoopie]

eats chocolate starfishies

[Mattk]

and starfish-flavoured chocolate.

[Stoopie]

She's actually working

[Mattk]

out naked, in a

[Stoopie]

chicken farm, raising fine

[Mattk]

, healthy chooks,

[Z3uS]

with red eyes that

[gucom]

turn blue when cold,

[Mattk]

or horny.

[gucom]

Sydney, Australia houses Mattk

[Mattk]

, because it's cool

[gucom]

to be gay there,

[Mattk]

in the YMCA.

[SPEEDKILLAR]

But let's move on

[gucom]

to more fundamental questions

[SPEEDKILLAR]

like why german cars

[gucom]

are so much better

[saadie]

then japaneese and british

[gucom]

, is it a matter

[Mattk]

of opinion, or nationalism?

[Z3uS]

All i know is_that

[gucom]

Porsche rules all, German,

[Stoopie]

people, since they are

[gucom]

owners of Volkswagen. Engines

[ViperASR]

from Germany are powerful

[gucom]

and reliable, unlike italian

[ViperASR]

girls, who are very

[gucom]

naughty and promiscuous, but

[ViperASR]

refuse to put out

["put out"=have sex]

[SPEEDKILLAR]

with me, because they

[gucom]

prefer muscular guys like

[ViperASR]

me. :D

[Mattk]

Meanwhile, in Colorado,

[gucom]

naked chicks washed cars

[Mattk]

owned by Jabba, because

[gucom]

chicks love lambo's and

[ViperASR]

Jabba, who was too_busy

[gucom]

driving his ferrari, so

[ViperASR]

he missed_the naked ladies

[gucom]

and mattk got them

[ViperASR]

to go home because

[ignored period, sorry :bah: ]

[Z3uS]

the world beneath earth's

[ViperASR]

because there are no_horny

[Z3uS]

teenagers to compete

[gucom]

for getting laid first

[Z3uS]

thus giving lesbianism

[Mattk]

a big orgasmic boost.

[gucom]

Mattk enjoys watching lesbians

[SPEEDKILLAR]

and homosexuals(male) play with

[gucom]

a football, kicking it

[Mattk]

hard into a

[gucom]

goal guarded by Kahn

[SPEEDKILLAR]

who fumbles and falls

[Z3uS]

and breaks his jaw

[gucom]

on some grass. Beckenbauer

[ViperASR]

likes fat girls

[Mattk]

, but only lesbians, because

[Stoopie]

??

[ViperASR]

fat lesbians are hott


:puke:

[Z3uS]

when you are drunk

[Mattk]

like Z3us the baboon

[Z3uS]

The Mighty Lord!

[Mattk]

Meanwhile, in the big

[Z3uS]

house of the flying_daggers

[Mattk]

, Saadie was under attack,

[saadie]

by mattk's gayness .

[gucom]

Saadie surrendered and started

[saadie]

pushing gucom infrontof mattk

[gucom]

, gucom was gay-resistant

[saadie]

just like saadie.

[gucom]

Baseball caps are used

[saadie]

prostitutes from america

[Z3uS]

Listening to Darude - Sandstorm,

[Mattk]

Saadie got an erection,

[ViperASR]

and their hats

[ViperASR]

like a pimp hat

[gucom]

like gelly, bouncing up

[ViperASR]

too far up, hitting

[saadie]

the forth floor

[gucom]

and making men drool :drool:

[Z3uS]

enough saliva to fill

[ViperASR]

an olympic sized swimming_pool.

[ViperASR]

good f**k of a

[Z3uS]

headache, because the ridiculous

[saadie]

monkey sexed mattk.

[SPEEDKILLAR]

But now that SPEEDKILLAR

[ViperASR]

was back in the

[SPEEDKILLAR]

ghetto, pimping his ho's

[ViperASR]

in James May's Cadillac

[SPEEDKILLAR]

wich had 24 inch

[gucom]

mufflers and loudly banging

[ViperASR]

shocks, because they were

[Z3uS]

not enough to complete

[Z3uS]

Paris Hilton, who decided

[Z3uS]

but she soon changed

[ViperASR]

her mind and went_commando

[Mattk]

like saadie does

[gucom]

only on special occasions

[gucom]

and wanking away furiously

[saadie]

on heidi klum's sextape.

[ViperASR]

Meanwhile, Hulk Hogan was

[gucom]

[heidi klum... :drool: ]

too stupid to care

[Z3uS]

on heidi klum's sextape.
Heidi Klunm has a sex tape? Where? :shock:
--------------------------------------------------------------


if his socks were

[Mattk]

Heidi Klunm has a sex tape? Where?

Saadie's fantasy world.
_______________________________________

matching, because he

[Z3uS]

was stupid prick

[Mattk]

who liked to eat

[Z3uS]

Steak with a lot