The neverending story...

[spanky]

with a potatoe peeler

[saadie]

she had in her pocket

[spanky]

but it had no blade so

[saadie]

she started crying

:lol:

[spanky]

until she remembered

[saadie]

that RC was a

[spanky]

gymnastics expert who could

[Mattk]

perform weird sexual acts.

[saadie]

** 100 pages in less then 4 months :mrgreen: .. which is like more then 2000 posts :| :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :roflmao: **

[Mattk]

Continue the story, perhaps?

[saadie]

ookay ......


Mattk had a duck

[TopGearNL]

, a big shiny one

[Mattk]

which he cooked and ate

[saadie]

and got impregnated. :lol:

[Mattk]

[Ok.... :? ]

Meanwhile, saadie strapped on

[saadie]

the new race suit

[Mattk]

replete with

[TopGearNL]

a Formula 1 car

[saadie]

called the 'mhmm'

[Mattk]

and a sex toy

[saadie]

that mattk had was

[Mattk]

planted by saadie.

Meanwhile,

[saadie]

Bmullers GF was still

mattk .. read page 98-100 ;) ..

[Mattk]

alone with RC

[saadie]

, bmuller went to the ninja admin

:lol:

[Mattk]

for help

[saadie]

, N/A scripted

N/A = ninja admin

[gucom]

a topic lock for

** congratz to all the spammers who contributed to this considerable feat :D

[saadie]

tracing bitchs' location

[gucom]

in the city of

[saadie]

' the back alley'

[gucom]

where saadie was inconspicuously

[saadie]

gathering clues about RC's

[gucom]

dark secrets, which were

[saadie]

really dark.

[gucom]

** lol i knew that was coming**

Dancing and jumping, the

[saadie]

crocodile fainted

[gucom]

, but not before sending

[saadie]

the ugly-ducking to the-dog

[gucom]

-eating ant colony photgraphing

[Mattk]

bmuller's bitch.

[DeMoN]

The unexpected happened,

[Mattk]

and bmuller's bitch

[saadie]

playes dead,

[Mattk]

so RC

[gucom]

expresses his necrophilic urges

** no offense, i wouldve said this of any1 **

[saadie]

and fingers her ass

[saadie]

The bitch screamed


hehe .. bmuller ... you should read pages 98-101 :lol: :fuck:

[TopGearNL]

because Brembo and his

[gucom]

legs were in her

[TopGearNL]

pussy and Saadie

(gotta hurt!)

[saadie]

smacked THO of bmuller.

THO ( the hell out ) :mrgreen: JK :prr:

[gucom]

Ants then smacked THO_saadie. :P

[saadie]

gucom smacked THO_himself. :P

haha :lol:

[gucom]

** lol i was thinking about letting u smack urself already... maybe i should've :P **

at that precise moment,

[saadie]

RC got an :idea: idea

LOl sure :P

[TopGearNL]

, he drove his Vet

[saadie]

and got some pampers

[TopGearNL]

for himself because he

[saadie]

was overexcited.

:lol:

[TopGearNL]

They all met at

[Mattk]

TopGearNL's place

[saadie]

and asked for beer

[Mattk]

but TopGearNL had none

[saadie]

so we spanked him one by one.

:mrgreen:

[Mattk]

[saadie, you sick, sick man]

Meanwhile, George W. Bush

[saadie]

went to the zoo


lol what ? :mrgreen:

[Mattk]

with Dick Cheney

[saadie]

they saw a panda

[DeMoN]

chasing the hamster

[saadie]

bush started chasing the

[Mattk]

panda, because

[Max Power]

maxpower finallly was back :!:

(btw what happemd to alex "sfdmalex?)

[Mattk]

Meanwhile, SFDMALEX

[DeMoN]

stood there

[Mattk]

watching the action, because

[saadie]

he was scared

[Mattk]

of big animals.

[TopGearNL]

After that a

[gucom]

small aninal came and

[saadie]

bit his left nipple

[TopGearNL]

while humping his

[saadie]

left ear, He

[TopGearNL]

phoned up Global Hemisphere

[saadie]

who was getting his ass fucked by a crocodile.

please include nice and worthy people ... LOL ... :lol:

[TopGearNL]

Saadie and TGNL

you said worthy people :mrgreen:

[saadie]

went to the bar

lol .... douchbag's dont belong anywhere :mrgreen:

[TopGearNL]

, to a stripteasebar and

[saadie]

had a few drinks,

[TopGearNL]

picked up some girls

:mrgreen:

[saadie]

and ***** ***** **** . < period

:twisted: :twisted: :lol:

[TopGearNL]

StMoritzer was driving by

LOL Saad :mrgreen:

[saadie]

when he saw a-hot-babe

[TopGearNL]

, her name was

[saadie]

hottie

[gucom]

Hairy Rat. She had

[saadie]

a long hairy tail

[gucom]

and yellow rotten teeth.

**this must be stmoritzers lucky day lol **

[saadie]

Stmortizer got scared

[gucom]

of losing this girl

**yupp, he has big plans for her :D **

[saadie]

,soo he had a rat transplant

whatever that is :lol:

[gucom]

, and placed her inside his_ass

lol hope shes not too hungry or she'll eat him alive (yay i just won the sicko award :) )

[saadie]

. <period .. .

LMAO .. you sure did ... Sicko :P


anyways ....

Bugatti veyron is Ugly

[gucom]

, fast but ugly because

[saadie]

its ugly, handling sucks

[gucom]

because saadie's driving it.

lol sry m8 :)

[Mattk]

Saadie and his Veyron

[saadie]

,were a bad match

[Mattk]

because saadie

[saadie]

hated the veyron

[Mattk]

Meanwhile, in saadie's house,

[saadie]

little mattk's were running-arround

[Mattk]

; having been created by

[saadie]

the hairy rat woman

:lol: :mrgreen:

[TopGearNL]

and her husband Splinter

[saadie]

,who was a ninja monkey

[blinkmeat]

got it on

[gucom]

and off and on

[TopGearNL]

and off again.

[gucom]

Then it got on,

[saadie]

and in and off

[gucom]

to a slow start,

[Mattk]

because

[Mattk]

In any case,

[spanky]

a nuclear device was

[DeMoN]

like jabba would say

[Mattk]

, all Chewbacca's fault.

[gucom]

That wasn't true though;

[TopGearNL]

because it was Bush

[gucom]

who liked vanilla icecream

[spanky]

with chocolate topping but

[Mattk]

Condoleeza Rice preferred

[saadie]

no cruntched nutts

[spanky]

with her double scoop

[Mattk]

of depleted uranium.

[spanky]

And instead decided on

[Mattk]

buying some

[spanky]

from Oztrailia because

[Mattk]

it's better than America. ;)

[spanky]

Oz Uranium is so good


hehehe :wink:

[Mattk]

you can eat it

[gucom]

and not look stupid

[saadie]

like spanky.

:P

[gucom]

spanking hot girls is

[TopGearNL]

so nice because it

[saadie]

makes TGND moan

the girl next door :twisted: :mrgreen:

[TopGearNL]

and it makes Saadie

Ah that girl :mrgreen:

[gucom]

jealous cos they dont_let_him.

[saadie]

Mr bean

[gucom]

ate some lettuce and

[TopGearNL]

bought a M3 CSL

[saadie]

without knowing

[gucom]

saadie had pissed on-it

[TopGearNL]

so it went faster

[saadie]

and better handling

[TopGearNL]

at the Nordschleife.

[gucom]

Then it hit a

[spanky]

Kangaroo on corner 2

[saadie]

and knocked down the elephant

[spanky]

riding a unicycle because

[saadie]

the brakes failed

[spanky]

and this caused

[gucom]

a ray of light

[saadie]

to follow the sound wave

[gucom]

which is impossible

**light's faster than sound remember? :wink: ow thinking about it, from ur post, u probably did that on purpose... anyway its way past my curfew, and ive got a LOT to do tomorrow so goodnight :) **

[Mattk]

. Meanwhile, in gucom's house

[spanky]

Saadie licked the dead

[bultaco_metralla]

bodys, and like Lestat

[gucom]

** uhm guys, necrophilia on the bodies of my family (i assume there weren't any burglars in the house :wink: ), its not like i get mad or anything but this does kinda raise how far i'll be willing to go in term of making comments :) **

wanked thinking about bultaco,

[saadie]

but couldnt throw out


:lol:

[TopGearNL]

, so he phoned up

[spanky]

Mattk to ask why

[saadie]

,mattk tried the-procedure himself

:lol:

[Mattk]

[Oh, dear...]

. Mattk explained that

[saadie]

you have to add the-chicken

[Mattk]

lubricant to overcome impotence.

[saadie]

Meanwhile the whore


// the whore from page 5 :P ..

[Mattk]

went to saadie's house

[saadie]

,saadie banged her brains-out

:mrgreen:

[spanky]

and realised his watch



(can somebody turn this story into a pdf with pictures... would that be kinda weird?? ) :D :roll:

[Mattk]

had been_stolen by her

[spanky]

but could hear it

[Mattk]

getting sold.

[spanky]

in the next room

[Mattk]

the ninja admin

[spanky]

was selling it to

[saadie]

TGNL for 10B$$

[Mattk]

"Nooooooooooooooooooooooo, my watch!!!!!!!!!!!", screamed saadie,

[saadie]

he jumped but fell

.. you know what the funny thing is .... i dont wear a watch .... haha :lol:

[Mattk]

and hurt his penis.

[saadie]

Mattk offered a quick massage

:mrgreen:

[spanky]

and saadie accepted instantly

[Mattk]

then decided not to. ;)

[Saadie, your 33% gayness is affecting you!]

[saadie]

RC kicked bmuller's bitch


haha ..... spanky .. dont show your gayness :niet:

[Mattk]

[Oh, not this again]
because she was

[saadie]

threating him with a

[Mattk]

dildo.

[saadie]

I R baboon had

[Mattk]

[Isn't he from a cartoon?]

a wank

[spanky]

while driving along


saadie ur like a whole 10% more gay than me :lol: :wink:

[saadie]

on a tricycle


yeh he is a cartoon character ..
lol @ spanky :lol: :oops: :P

[spanky]

and towing saadie in

[saadie]

-to the garage

[spanky]

to check his fluid_levels

[saadie]

which were normal.

:lol:

[spanky]

Because he'd just lost

[Mattk]

a game of

[saadie]

spanking TGNL.

i lost on purpose :mrgreen:

[Mattk]

Meanwhile, RC was still

[spanky]

watching matt in the corner

[saadie]

who was eating a-rat

[Mattk]

[Yum.]

which he gave to_RC.

[saadie]

RC passed it to teh-bitch

[Mattk]

, named saadie, :twisted:

[spanky]

and eagerly gobbled it

[saadie]

and puked on mattk and spanky.

:| :(

[gucom]

They swallowed the puke

[saadie]

,copying what gucom did.

wo0t you are gayer then us all :mrgreen: :lol: :P

[gucom]

Gucom puked on mattk and spanky.

so u first swalliw puke, then puke on each other :mrgreen:

[saadie]

Arman finally sold his

LOl ... you just started this trend :lol:

[TopGearNL]

hunk of carbage and

[saadie]

bought a sea horse

[TopGearNL]

that was made in

[saadie]

-side a CPU

[Mattk]

owned by Jabba.

[DeMoN]

Then the admins

[saadie]

ran after the chickens

[Mattk]

owned by bmuller's bitch

[saadie]

but they could'nt catch

[Mattk]

them, because bmuller's bitch

[saadie]

hide em in her vaginal tube

[Mattk]

:shock:

.

The admins decided to

[saadie]

catch the bitch's-captor instead


lol .. .qualification in on :shock:

[Mattk]

. This person was

[gucom]

12% gay, and he

[saadie]

had a C5 corvette

[gucom]

making him 100% gay.
:P

[saadie]

LMAO :lol: :lol: :lol:

He got into his car

[gucom]

, which had leather seats,

[saadie]

with a rubberdick and a fleshlight

:mrgreen:

[gucom]

to find medium-rare stakes.

[TopGearNL]

Then a short bloke

[gucom]

named TopGearTom grew spectacularly

[DeMoN]

powerfull magic beans

[gucom]

which, when eaten, could

[TopGearNL]

make him fly. TT

:mrgreen:

[saadie]

was flying when he

[TopGearNL]

spotted a white Porsche

[saadie]

he landed on the roof

[DeMoN]

(you broke the rules its only 4 words)