The neverending story...

[Fleischmann]

like my 4000th post :D

[saadie]

, but it didnt work out

congrats Fleischmann !! 8)

[Mattk]

because

[saadie]

dani is gayer then us. :mrgreen:

[Mattk]

In the Tool Shed,

[TopGearNL]

dani took a shovel

[saadie]

and smacked bultaco in-the

read my mind :mrgreen:

[ViperASR]

ass.

[blinkmeat]

I just watched The Lord of the Rings, The Return of the King

Did anyone else find it to be a sort of Parody on Christianity and a existential lesson on how we need not to seek power?

[ldin]

<---------------------------

[TopGearNL]

*To continue the story*

Jabba, TT and Karma

[ldin]

sitting on a

[saadie]

tree stump

[ldin]

playing with

[saadie]

eachother's ears

:mrgreen:

[TopGearNL]

and watching the ducks

[saadie]

and seagull's

edited :|

[ldin]

making sweet love

[TopGearNL]

and listening to music

[saadie]

while watching porno

:mrgreen:

[TopGearNL]

on a 1950s television

[saadie]

with a digital decoder

[TopGearNL]

made in Kazachstan. Meanwhile

[saadie]

the-rabbit humped the-turtle

[ViperASR]

with the duck

[saadie]

on hid head

[gucom]

, licking the hair off

[ViperASR]

his bald spot, took

[gucom]

2 more cans of

[ViperASR]

liquid viagra

[Mattk]

and gave it to


Did anyone else find it to be a sort of Parody on Christianity and a existential lesson on how we need not to seek power?

No, but I can sort of see what you mean.

And guys, the Tool Shed is a shop frequented by gay people which sells BDSM gear and gay porn. I myself have never been in there.

[saadie]

the kangroo

[Mattk]

.

Saadie went to

[saadie]

mattk's house

[bultaco_metralla]

and forced him to

[Mattk]

[Bugger, how to get out of this one...?]
strip, but Mattk refused.

[ViperASR]

Instead Mattk wanted Saddie_to

[Mattk]

bugger off. :P

Meanwhile, ViperASR

[ViperASR]

was wondering how long

[gucom]

to-keep mooning female police-officers

[Mattk]

. He decided to

[ViperASR]

run around them naked

[ldin]

**sorry i had too**
while mattk jerked

[Mattk]

because he felt that

[ViperASR]

ViperASR was too sexy.

[NOTE THE PERIOD!!]

[gucom]

It was gay sexiness

:P

[ViperASR]

that turned gucom on

[saadie]

,so he shot out.

:lol:

[gucom]

saadie's lips were sealed,

[saadie]

with super glue.

[TopGearNL]

ViperASR went to a

[ViperASR]

F1 race where Schumacher_did_not_break_down

[TopGearNL]

and ran over Alonso

[Mattk]

maiming him. :twisted:

[gucom]

Mattk obviously loved Zfrk,

[ViperASR]

in bed :twisted:

[saadie]

, tickling on the neck.
:mrgreen:

[gucom]

They tenderly caressed eachother

[saadie]

like angry baboons,

:mrgreen:
like so
http://www.ccjonesphotos.com/PS/images/Chacma%20Baboons%20Grooming.jpg

[gucom]

[LOL id like to see an angry baboon tenderly caress anything :lol: :mrgreen: ]

spanking eachother's butts red.

[saadie]

Then they made sweet loVe

like so
http://www.cedcc.psu.edu/khanjan/ccKenya/041_Mating%20Baboons.JPG

[gucom]

[LOOOOOOOOOOOOL saadie, im gonna have to ask you to end your subscription to ALL animal porn sites RIGHT NOW! ]

, but mattk's rectum ruptured.

[OUCH!!]

[saadie]

"i found these on google I swear :lol: :mrgreen: "

.. as TGNL watches in the background.

[gucom]

TGNL took mattk's place,

[ViperASR]

[man, you guys and Z's brother must all have the same subscription to animal porn]


but soon had a rectum rupture.

[TopGearNL]

Gucom went to a Sperm-bank

[ViperASR]

but soon realized he

[TNT]

had no penis

:mrgreen:

[ViperASR]

and couldn't deposit sprem into

[TopGearNL]

a Saadie inflatable doll.

[gucom]

TGNL however, got turned-on

[ViperASR]

by a Jabba sized

[saadie]

hedgehog

[TopGearNL]

Dani drove his Clio

[gucom]

[uhm... i dont get the connection?]

in the rain and

[saadie]

ran over the hedgehog


TGNL is drunk :lol:

[TopGearNL]

and TGNL was free.

*No Im not drunk :mrgreen: *

[saadie]

From the dark vader,

sure you are not :mrgreen:

[gucom]

he then got jailed

[TopGearNL]

and ViperASR went

[gucom]

to laugh at him.

[saadie]

Dark vader then

* lmao :lol:

[TopGearNL]

drove the Clio

:mrgreen:

[robscarsightings]

in the dry to

*couldnt think of what else to write* :lol:

[ViperASR]

get TGNL more beer

[saadie]

from gay town.

[ViperASR]

Saadie lives in gay_town

[gucom]

, serving beer to try

[ViperASR]

to buy another giant

[TopGearNL]

inflatable Crocodile to

[ViperASR]

release into the wild

[saadie]

to bite viper's ass-off.

:mrgreen:

[TopGearNL]

ViperASR ass then went

[ViperASR]

run and hide from all the % gay people at JabbasWorld

:lol:

[TopGearNL]

*/\Doesn't count!/\* :mrgreen:

[saadie]

^^ :mrgreen:


.... onto the crocodiles labido

:| :mrgreen:

[TopGearNL]

to get himself laid.

LOL Saad :mrgreen:

[ViperASR]

[god damn it, i dont think i can get out of this...]

[gucom]

His ass suffered_greatly from_the_sex

[TopGearNL]

, he couldn't sit and

[gucom]

even shitting hurt insanely.

[ViperASR]

Gucum then had anal

[saadie]

-ysis of his penis. :P

[TopGearNL]

He liked the idea

[gucom]

/truth of 21cm length. :P

[TopGearNL]

ViperASR used Post-T-Vac

LOL Gucom

[gucom]

to accurately place some

[i dont know what that is lol]

[Mattk]

saadie figurines

[ViperASR]

up gucum's ass.

[ViperASR]

enciminate a cow with

[i think thats how u spell it]

[Mattk]

[inseminate]
his own sperm

[saadie]

throwing little banana

[ViperASR]

at inseminated monkeys

[saadie]

on the trot,

[robscarsightings]

in which they,

*this stuff gets funnier by the day* :D

[gucom]

like robscarsightings before them,

enciminate a cow with

[i think thats how u spell it]
LOL viper read back and you'll see you're the 1 inseminating a cow :roflmao:

[robscarsightings]

used as a

*I knew my name would be in here somewhere LOL* :D

[gucom]

fertilizer some ant fecies

[robscarsightings]

fell on TGNL's

*sorry, i dont knwo who you are but you seem to be popular in this story , lol* :D

[ViperASR]

caged money, which

[robscarsightings]

when combined with

[saadie]

in which they,

*this stuff gets funnier by the day* :D

LOL .. you should read page 1 through 100 :P .... you have no idea what yuou have missed :mrgreen:

btw .. whats your name
______________________________________________

a lobster

[robscarsightings]

LOL, ok ill read back on it when i have time then.

Im Rob. How you doin'?

[saadie]

ohh haha .... how obvious ....
im Saad. its 2 am im high on coke and my gf isnt comming online ... yeh.. thats how i am right now ;) ...

btw ..keep the story rolling :P

__________
makes 'monkster' or 'lobskey'

[robscarsightings]

ah, sorry to hear it. Its 10.40PM here and smokings bad for you but....you know that so ill stop saying stuff like that, LOL.

Erm....someone else needs to say something, i said the last line lol.

[gucom]

__________
makes 'monkster' or 'lobskey'

,which both taste like

[TopGearNL]

throw-up and a dead-karkas.

[gucom]

It was TGNL's favourite

[saadie]

, the lobskey,

[gucom]

that danced like MC Hammer

[robscarsightings]

had very destinguished

[ViperASR]

pink leather pants

[saadie]

and a little strapon

[robscarsightings]

to use on

[gucom]

robs private parts.

[robscarsightings]

haha lol. Steady........:wink:
_______________________
Saadie then got

[saadie]

in his F430

[robscarsightings]

, still dreaming, :)

[gucom]

had a wet dream

[robscarsightings]

which wasn't good for the leather

[gucom]

[4 words limit to each post officially]

thong that was used

[robscarsightings]

[ah, i just noticed. Sorry about that]

to give ViperASR a

[saadie]

a lobskey.

[gucom]

The lobskey was orange

[congratz saadie on adding a new word to the english language 8) ]

[Mattk]

and purple, like saadie's

[Mattk]

Ronin005

[ViperASR]

put his love juice

[Mattk]

to use, by

[ViperASR]

having Mttk drink it.

[Mattk]

[Eww... :puke:]
Meanwhile, ViperASR

[ViperASR]

did absolutly nothing gay
:lol:

[gucom]

[lol excellent ronin :P ]

he assfucked 15 gorilla-males.

[TopGearNL]

ViperASR then went to

[ViperASR]

watch lesbian porn

[TopGearNL]

that were actually shemales.

[gucom]

He enjoyed it so

[ViperASR]

little that he vomited.
:puke:

[gucom]

[lol nice saving yourself out of this :P ]

He drank his vomit,

[fuck this makes me wanna puke lol, sry :oops: ]

[Mattk]

[This is disgusting...]
and ate the chunks

[Erez]

(what the fuck.. :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol: )

[ViperASR]

turning on the girls
:-/

[this shit is getting pretty fucked up]

[gucom]

, giving them hard nipples.

lets talk about something more pleasant :) (except for the GROSSness of girls getting turned on by that :P )

[ViperASR]

Gucom hopped into his

[gucom]

horny-hot-babe-filled bathtub, getting some.

[be more original than "he wished" or something plz :roll: :P]

[gucom]

[lol thx 8) ]

Bmuller had cold toes,

[ViperASR]

Gucum had a small

[saadie]

, very small penis



soo i've been out for a couple of days .. and this is what you guys turn this tread into .. :puke: :|

[TopGearNL]

mircroscopical to be precise

[Mattk]

because he used to

[gucom]

look at mattk's dickshrinking_ugliness.

[DeMoN]

in the mirror.

[ViperASR]

DeMoN joined the party

[DeMoN]

after being away 4long

[saadie]

under a small rock

[gucom]

examining Jack Nicholson's very

[ViperASR]

bad movies

[gucom]

very closely because he

[Mattk]

wanted to be like

[saadie]

an ass, aka viper

[ViperASR]

[ouch saadie]

, and know every line.

[gucom]

The moon was yellow,

[ViperASR]

and the grass pink

[gucom]

because ViperASR hit the_LSD
[nope not limited slip diff., the other stuff :wink: ]

[ViperASR]

then hit the floor

[gucom]

and thought it smelled

[TopGearNL]

wisconsin swiss cheese but

[gucom]

he was still hallucinating.

[ViperASR]

He was so high

[you guys suck :fuck: :fuck: ]

[saadie]

he fell down again

[gucom]

, this time he hurt

[ViperASR]

his dog that was

[Mattk]

helplessly lying on

[ViperASR]

his drunken friend

[saadie]

naked, without clothes

[Mattk]

, named saadie. :twisted:

[Mattk]

drunk.

[gigdy]

and awoke next to

[gucom]

, shaking her butt wildly.

[are we talking about the dog here? i kinda lost track... :roll: ]

[ViperASR]

and screamed "Oh yea!"

:lol:

[gucom]

[lol so some1's grabbing his mothers' ass? :puke: ]

There was no time

[MIHALS]

to chill

[gucom]

because MIHALS said some

[ViperASR]

gucom has sex with

[TopGearNL]

Borat and his sister

[Mattk]

all the time. [WTF!?!?!?!]

[ViperASR]

Mattk wanted to join

[TNT]

but he wondered if

[Mattk]

it was appropriate.

[TNT]

but he choose to

[Mattk]

not participate.

Meanwhile, in

[gigdy]

the tent of Mike Rotch

[Mattk]

[who?]

, gigdy decided to

[TNT]

*my crotch.....mike rotch.....like mike hawk/ my cock*



shave his back hair

[Mattk]

[Oh, yeah, I was completely buggered after work...]

and also his

[gucom]

dickhead which was hairy.

[Mattk]

[Eww...]
Meanwhile, gucom and his

[ViperASR]

pink elephant named Scooby

[Mattk]

, went to the market

[MIHALS]

and bought a really BIG

[gucom]

bucket of elephant food.

[Mattk]

Gucom liked elephant food

[gucom]

salesgirls because they're HOT.

[TopGearNL]

Mattk then got a

[Mattk]

spade, to

[TopGearNL]

hit Gucoms ass and

[Mattk]

do some gardening.

[ViperASR]

Mattk enjoys gardening because

[Mattk]

it relaxes him.

In

[ViperASR]

his magical fairy room
:lame:

[Mattk]

, ViperASR decided to

[ViperASR]

laugh at him again :lol:

[Mattk]

He liked laughing-at-himself, because

[saadie]

thats what he dose

[TopGearNL]

all night long just

[ViperASR]

for entertainment when the

[saadie]

bitch runs out.

[ViperASR]

Saadie realized the hookers

[TopGearNL]

were shemales and he

[saadie]

planned a war against Viper

[ViperASR]

^^^^
5 words dosnt count :prr:

[Mattk]

because Viper is a

[TopGearNL]

bastard who drives a

[Mattk]

toy car.

[ViperASR]

He actually drives a_Porsche

:fist: :fist: :fist: :fist: :fist: :fist:

[Mattk]

whilst dreaming

[TopGearNL]

but in real life

[novass]

its his boyfriends car. :P :lol:

[gucom]

[LOL]

Novass was his boyfriend.

[saadie]

Gucom was his girlfriend :mrgreen:

[ViperASR]

in Saadie's dreams


BTW http://www.motorworld.net/forum/showthread.php?t=27526&highlight=1986+porsche+944+viperasr
:fuck: :fuck: :fuck: :fuck: :fuck: :fuck: