02-10-2004, 01:30 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: USA
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Make fun of car names etc. HERE!!
Ok here are a few to start it off. I will even use my own car…
V - Very
T - Tiny
E - Engine
C - Components
I- Itsa
V- Very
T- Teenage
E- Envied
C- Car
Subaru = U R A Bus backwards..
Ok, there must be MANY more!
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02-10-2004, 01:35 AM
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Regular User
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Los Angeles, California
Posts: 239
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Ford - Fix Or Repair Daily or Found On Road Dead
Fiat - Fix It Again Tony
GM - Gigantic Mess of a car
BMW - Break My Wallet
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"I like my cars like I like my women, fast and slightly loose, hehe." Snacky
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02-10-2004, 01:41 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Newcastle NSW Australia
Posts: 631
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HSV- Heaps Shit Vehicle
FORD- Fucked On Race Day
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02-10-2004, 02:01 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Ann Arbor, Michigan, USA/ Bloomington, IN, USA
Posts: 2,624
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Ford - Fucker Only Runs Downhill
Pontiac - Pours Out Noxious Toxins In American Cities
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me-- "Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't. Sometimes I feel like the moon is made of cheese"
my Hindibonics-speaking Indian roommate--"Dawgs, do you have any idea how much bacteria that would take?"
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02-10-2004, 02:01 AM
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Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: BOOM shakalaka
Posts: 1,362
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datsun
datsunuglycar
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he throws a wicked twelve-foot arc.
hard to hit in only three tries.
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02-10-2004, 02:01 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Baltimore, Md
Posts: 2,221
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Daewoo
D ... um they just really suck
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02-10-2004, 02:28 AM
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Regular User
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Ann Arbor, Michigan, USA/ Bloomington, IN, USA
Posts: 2,624
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Chevy - Cheapest Heap Envisioned Yet
CHEVROLET - Can Hear Every Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips
CHEVROLET - Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy
Engineering Techniques
DODGE - Drips Oil, Drips Gas Everywhere
FORD LTD - Found on road dying, Left to die.
OLDSMOBILE - Old Ladies Drive Slow - Mostly Over Bridges Into Lake Erie
OLDS - Old Ladies Driving Slowly
SUBARU - Screwed up beyond all repair usually.
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me-- "Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't. Sometimes I feel like the moon is made of cheese"
my Hindibonics-speaking Indian roommate--"Dawgs, do you have any idea how much bacteria that would take?"
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02-10-2004, 06:57 AM
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FERRARI
Food Eaten Round Roads And Red Ink
BEAT THAT BUSTERS !!!!!!!!
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02-10-2004, 02:21 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Atlanta
Posts: 2,610
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ACURA -Always Catching Up, Rarely Ahead
AUDI -Always Underwhelming Driving Impressions
BMW -Bring More Wrenches
BUICK -Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
CHRYSLER -Company Has Recommended You Start Learning Engine Repair
DODGE -Damn Overhauls Do Get Expensive
FIAT -Fix It All the Time
FORD
FORD backwards --> Driver Returns On Foot
Firestone Overstates Reliability Data
MUSTANG - Mostly Unwanted Scrap Tin And Needless Garbage
MOPAR- Moments Of Power Are Rare
Chevrolet-Cracked Heads Every Valve Rattles Oil Leaks Every Time
Toyota-Take Off Your Oversized Tires Asshole
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1992 Toyota Celica GT 5spd, intake.
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02-11-2004, 11:16 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: The Netherlands
Posts: 2,737
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LOTUS Lots Of Trouble Usually Serious
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02-11-2004, 12:29 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Ann Arbor, Michigan
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Originally Posted by ame
FERRARI
Food Eaten Round Roads And Red Ink
BEAT THAT BUSTERS !!!!!!!!
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PONTIAC= Poor Old Nigger Thinks Its A Cadillac
more to come if i can find the txt file
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02-11-2004, 12:38 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Florida
Posts: 5,106
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Merc Benz - Most electronic ruled car Buyers engage nothing ZZZZZzzzzzz
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Guess who's Back!
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02-11-2004, 06:27 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Charleston, S.C. USA
Posts: 985
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BMW- Black Man's Wish
FORD- Factory Ordered Ready to Drag
BUICK- Big Ugly Ice Cold Klunker
CHEVROLET- Can Hear Every Valve Rattle Or Lifter Ever Tap
Cracked Head Engine Valves Rattle Oil Low Engine Totalled
MOPAR- Mostly Old Parts And Rust
GMC- Gotta Mechanic Comin'
GM- General Mistake
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1996 Mustang Cobra. Vortech Kompressor installed.
 Many pilots of the time were the opinion that a fighter pilot in a closed cockpit was an impossible thing, because you should smell the enemy. You could smell them because of the oil they were burning.
Adolf Galland
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02-11-2004, 06:29 PM
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Regular User
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: New York/Long Island
Posts: 1,205
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BMW- BUY MORE WEED
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02-11-2004, 07:43 PM
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Regular User
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Kalamazoo, Mi
Posts: 727
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FORD - Flipped over rebuilt dodge!
BMW - big money waste
being a mopar fan, this one hurts.... SRT4 - shitty race times
SVT - seems vaguely terrible
GMC - Generic Mopar Copies
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