Make fun of car names etc. HERE!!
 

Ok here are a few to start it off. I will even use my own car…

V - Very
T - Tiny
E - Engine
C - Components


I- Itsa
V- Very
T- Teenage
E- Envied
C- Car

:lol:

Subaru = U R A Bus backwards..

Ok, there must be MANY more!

Ford - Fix Or Repair Daily or Found On Road Dead

Fiat - Fix It Again Tony

GM - Gigantic Mess of a car

BMW - Break My Wallet

HSV- Heaps Shit Vehicle
FORD- Fucked On Race Day

Ford - Fucker Only Runs Downhill

Pontiac - Pours Out Noxious Toxins In American Cities

datsun

datsunuglycar

Daewoo

D ... um they just really suck

Chevy - Cheapest Heap Envisioned Yet

CHEVROLET - Can Hear Every Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips

CHEVROLET - Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy
Engineering Techniques

DODGE - Drips Oil, Drips Gas Everywhere

FORD LTD - Found on road dying, Left to die.

OLDSMOBILE - Old Ladies Drive Slow - Mostly Over Bridges Into Lake Erie

OLDS - Old Ladies Driving Slowly

SUBARU - Screwed up beyond all repair usually.

FERRARI

Food Eaten Round Roads And Red Ink

BEAT THAT BUSTERS !!!!!!!!

ACURA -Always Catching Up, Rarely Ahead

AUDI -Always Underwhelming Driving Impressions

BMW -Bring More Wrenches

BUICK -Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer

CHRYSLER -Company Has Recommended You Start Learning Engine Repair

DODGE -Damn Overhauls Do Get Expensive

FIAT -Fix It All the Time

FORD
FORD backwards --> Driver Returns On Foot
Firestone Overstates Reliability Data

MUSTANG - Mostly Unwanted Scrap Tin And Needless Garbage

MOPAR- Moments Of Power Are Rare


Chevrolet-Cracked Heads Every Valve Rattles Oil Leaks Every Time

Toyota-Take Off Your Oversized Tires Asshole

LOTUS Lots Of Trouble Usually Serious

PONTIAC= Poor Old Nigger Thinks Its A Cadillac
more to come if i can find the txt file

Merc Benz - Most electronic ruled car Buyers engage nothing ZZZZZzzzzzz

BMW- Black Man's Wish
FORD- Factory Ordered Ready to Drag
BUICK- Big Ugly Ice Cold Klunker
CHEVROLET- Can Hear Every Valve Rattle Or Lifter Ever Tap
Cracked Head Engine Valves Rattle Oil Low Engine Totalled
MOPAR- Mostly Old Parts And Rust
GMC- Gotta Mechanic Comin'
GM- General Mistake

BMW- BUY MORE WEED

FORD - Flipped over rebuilt dodge!
BMW - big money waste
being a mopar fan, this one hurts.... SRT4 - shitty race times
SVT - seems vaguely terrible
GMC - Generic Mopar Copies