Car forums....

[No.1]

Found this on he web - funny shit - well, i laughed

Bentley Forums - - - I used the ashtray today. How do I replace it? BMW 3 Series forums - - -Winston, why do I keep getting pulled over, it ain't stolen yo. Yugo Forum - - - When's the last time yours ran? Lamborghini forum - - - problem with Wind noise around 210MPH MX5 forums - - - Some ******** in Toyota Hilux just ran over my car Hilux forum - - -bloody MX5 stuck in my undercarriage. How do I safely remove it? BMW 7-series forum - - - Where to get a service on my Rolex? Rover 800 forum - - - Problems parallel parking at bingo. RangeRover Forum - - - Is the price of petrol going down anytime soon? Delorean forum - - - Just got back from the future and blew a head gasket. Please help. I'm from 1985. Honda Accord forum - - - Mum is giving me the car. Looking for some cheap, used 18 inch rims. Toyota Yaris forum - - - Do our cars use AAA or AA's? are NiMH the ones to have Ferrari forums - - - Need suggestions about a business trip to Colombia. Want to get in and out fast. Porsche forums - - - Tyre just went flat. Is it best to trade-in or sell the car myself? Mini forum - - - Just flipped the Cooper after seeing The Italian Job. Suing the movie company. Dax Cobra forum - - - I frightened myself on the way home from work yesterday. How do i get wee stains out of the leather? McLaren F1 forum - - -Some punk kid in a F16 tried to race me. Hummer forum - - - Had a fender bender today. 24 hurt, 10 killed. Do I have to get the black touch-up paint from the dealer? He's 25 miles away. That's £135 in petrol. Fiat forum - - -Hello? Am I the only member? Subaru WRX forum - - - I'm thinking Blue and gold, anyone tried this combo ?? Chevy pickup forum - - - How do I git the dried tobacco juice stains off the side of mah truck? Supra Forums - - -Head too big to fit in car, should have bought a Targa. Volvo forum. - - - What biker, I never saw a biker, he just came from nowhere, I didn't mean to hit him. __________________

[ZfrkS62]

F16 forums
-- Some punk ass in a McLaren just smoked me.

Crown Victoria forums
-- no one ever passes me on the freeway anymore!

VW Bug forums
-- Cheapest tow truck company?

Civic forums
-- Is the B16 group buy still on?

[nthfinity]

Camaro forums
--It's spelled Camaro, not Camero
RX-7 Forums
--I just got smoked by a 5.0 Mustang... no way it just had exhaust!
Mustang Forums
--Some turd in an RX-7 thinks im running NOS LMAO!
Supra Forums
--I think im granny shifting, how do i dubble clutch to go faster?
Soccer (football) Forums
--Dont turn off the TC... it makes you crash!

[saadie]

Deawoo forum's
- hey i dropped my bumpers on the highway, if anyone find's em please call 0999 999X99
:roll:

Toyota forums
- my corolla drives like a ferrari

ferrari forum
- that dickhead in the corolla thinks his car drives like a ferrari

[TransAm]

Honda Accord forum
- - - Mum is giving me the car. Looking for some cheap, used 18 inch rims.

TA: It's so true, though!

Subaru WRX forum
- - - I'm thinking Blue and gold, anyone tried this combo ??

TA: LOL!

[imprezaWRC]

Originally Posted by TransAm Subaru WRX forum - - - I'm thinking Blue and gold, anyone tried this combo ??

[blinkmeat]

Mercedes Benz

--- Janice take, get the gerble - get it out!
fuck, alright fuck it - I said fucking leave it in there!
true story - Where are the Tongs kept For future reference
Asking the Valet for some was just a little embarassing.

Richard Gere

[black_magician]

Originally Posted by saadie Deawoo forum's - hey i dropped my bumpers on the highway, if anyone find's em please call 0999 999X99 :roll: Toyota forums - my corolla drives like a ferrari ferrari forum - that dickhead in the corolla thinks his car drives like a ferrari

LOL!! Those are awesome! :roflmao:

[ZfrkS62]

Hyundai forums

-- Got to 45mph today...after spending 45 minutes getting up the hill.