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Found this on he web - funny shit - well, i laughed :P :wink:

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Bentley Forums
- - - I used the ashtray today. How do I replace it?

BMW 3 Series forums
- - -Winston, why do I keep getting pulled over, it ain't stolen yo.

Yugo Forum
- - - When's the last time yours ran?

Lamborghini forum
- - - problem with Wind noise around 210MPH

MX5 forums
- - - Some ******** in Toyota Hilux just ran over my car

Hilux forum
- - -bloody MX5 stuck in my undercarriage. How do I safely remove it?

BMW 7-series forum
- - - Where to get a service on my Rolex?

Rover 800 forum
- - - Problems parallel parking at bingo.

RangeRover Forum
- - - Is the price of petrol going down anytime soon?

Delorean forum
- - - Just got back from the future and blew a head gasket. Please help. I'm from 1985.

Honda Accord forum
- - - Mum is giving me the car. Looking for some cheap, used 18 inch rims.

Toyota Yaris forum
- - - Do our cars use AAA or AA's? are NiMH the ones to have

Ferrari forums
- - - Need suggestions about a business trip to Colombia. Want to get in and out fast.

Porsche forums
- - - Tyre just went flat. Is it best to trade-in or sell the car myself?

Mini forum
- - - Just flipped the Cooper after seeing The Italian Job. Suing the movie company.

Dax Cobra forum
- - - I frightened myself on the way home from work yesterday. How do i get wee stains out of the leather?

McLaren F1 forum
- - -Some punk kid in a F16 tried to race me.

Hummer forum
- - - Had a fender bender today. 24 hurt, 10 killed. Do I have to get the black touch-up paint from the dealer? He's 25 miles away. That's £135 in petrol.

Fiat forum
- - -Hello? Am I the only member?

Subaru WRX forum
- - - I'm thinking Blue and gold, anyone tried this combo ??

Chevy pickup forum
- - - How do I git the dried tobacco juice stains off the side of mah truck?

Supra Forums
- - -Head too big to fit in car, should have bought a Targa.

Volvo forum.
- - - What biker, I never saw a biker, he just came from nowhere, I didn't mean to hit him.
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F16 forums
-- Some punk ass in a McLaren just smoked me.

Crown Victoria forums
-- no one ever passes me on the freeway anymore!

VW Bug forums
-- Cheapest tow truck company?

Civic forums
-- Is the B16 group buy still on?

Camaro forums
--It's spelled Camaro, not Camero
RX-7 Forums
--I just got smoked by a 5.0 Mustang... no way it just had exhaust!
Mustang Forums
--Some turd in an RX-7 thinks im running NOS LMAO!
Supra Forums
--I think im granny shifting, how do i dubble clutch to go faster?
Soccer (football) Forums
--Dont turn off the TC... it makes you crash!

Deawoo forum's
- hey i dropped my bumpers on the highway, if anyone find's em please call 0999 999X99
:roll:

Toyota forums
- my corolla drives like a ferrari

ferrari forum
- that dickhead in the corolla thinks his car drives like a ferrari
:lol:

Honda Accord forum
- - - Mum is giving me the car. Looking for some cheap, used 18 inch rims.

TA: It's so true, though!

Subaru WRX forum
- - - I'm thinking Blue and gold, anyone tried this combo ??

TA: LOL!

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Originally Posted by TransAm

Subaru WRX forum
- - - I'm thinking Blue and gold, anyone tried this combo ??

:lol: :lol:

Mercedes Benz

--- Janice take, get the gerble - get it out!
fuck, alright fuck it - I said fucking leave it in there!
true story - Where are the Tongs kept For future reference :?
Asking the Valet for some was just a little embarassing.

Richard Gere

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Originally Posted by saadie

LOL!! Those are awesome! :clap: :clap: :roflmao:

Hyundai forums

-- Got to 45mph today...after spending 45 minutes getting up the hill.