Well I didnt want too, but shit happens ya know.
Anyway there I was at work and I wasnt doing anything at that moment so I decided to go and pick up a couple cans of spray paint I had color matched earlier that day. I didnt have any gas in my Audi so I decided to take one of the shop vechiles which was a restored VW Work Van.
So im driving along and I come up to a red light and stop. The light turns green and and I start to go. The intersection I was crossing was a huge one, at least 2-3 lanes going both ways. I get almost 75% through the intersection and hear the loud wail of tires dragging across the pavement as the brakes lock up. I look to my right and....BAM!
Some stupid cunt fuck bitch just wasnt paying attention or just being the piece of shit she was and completely blew the red light and nailed me. Keep in mind that this was a huge intersection, so her light had been red for a long ass time. Anyway, she hits me and sends in the front passenger side of the car and the two cars slap together hitting in the rear and she sends me right into oncomming traffic and puts me in the way of a Escalade bearing down on me. Somehow, thankfully, I managed to swerve out of the way and I slowed to a stop, facing the wrong way in the center of the street. As I came to a stop, the engine skyrocketed in rpms because the whole engine fell to the ground and pulled the throttle cable wide open.
Luckily, for me at least, a cop was sitting in the lane right next to the one the girl was in when she ran the light and he had a front row seat seeing the whole event go down. He commended me on being able to avoid hitting anyone else and did what he could to relax me because I was pretty fuckin pissed. He also found my sunglasses which had been ejected from my head and into the intersection, oddly enough, they dont have a scratch on them. But that shows you how hard she hit me, enough to make my glasses fly off my head and into the street.
The bitch had her two kids in the car with her, one way too young to be riding shotgun. The poor childs face was completely red from the airbag and she was crying like there was no tomorrow.
To make matters worse, this bitch doesnt have insurance. I shit you not, she and all the other fuck face rejects are lucky im so damn lazy or i would go off stabbin every moron from here to the moon.
Anyway, thats enough of my rant, here are some pics. Clickable links
So I destroyed a VW last week...
.. and win of course 
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