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Old 12-02-2005, 09:11 PM   #1
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Default My Yoko Ono

Alright so I've been taking some liberties with the amount of women I've been seeing, keeping things casual... but this one girl is getting all "Where's this going?" for no reason in my eyes.

Normally I'd be fine with this of course - but I have zero interest with this chick... she's utterly dull and we don't have any of the same things in common; save Art. So i don't really see where she's coming from with this. When we do hang out things are like 45% natural thats it.

To make matters worse I promised to meet with her again in my drunken indifference and she's holding me to it - so I've decided I'm going to go and just try to shag her... cause its christmas time. 8)

No seriously - i need a manual or something - wtf do I say to this broad?

Her pic is in the Ultimate Girlfriend Topic if you're so inclined
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Old 12-02-2005, 09:14 PM   #2
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dunno, i've never saved myself fom that situation before, lol
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Old 12-02-2005, 11:06 PM   #3
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that isn't a yoko ono, a yoko ono is somone who want's to spends 40hours a day with you, always by your side,
that is a yoko ono.
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Old 12-02-2005, 11:10 PM   #4
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She does hehe - its me who doesn't
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Old 12-03-2005, 02:14 AM   #5
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well if you want to be a total bastard then fine go ahead and shag her then tell her you want nothing to do with her. Personally I find that behavior kind of appauling. If you really dont want anything to do with her, have nothing to do with her dont lead her on any more.
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Old 12-03-2005, 02:21 AM   #6
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Ya I know - you're right too... shags not gunna happen i was just kidding. I hate being honest in a sitch like this. Its retarded amd its not gunna be pretty
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Old 12-03-2005, 02:26 AM   #7
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try introducing her to someone you know is better than you. Maybe it will shift her intrest
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Old 12-03-2005, 02:33 AM   #8
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Better than me - ha - that could work in theory - i was thinking about playing up some ficticious chick or just kinda being distant a little too... dunno :roll:
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Old 12-03-2005, 10:03 PM   #9
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in all honesty... just try to put it in her butt, and if she says no, then tell her maybe things shouldnt go further if shes not willing... and if she says yes, tell her, you dont want the future mother of your kids to be willing to do an awful act like that. its a win/win situation.
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Old 12-03-2005, 10:06 PM   #10
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hahaha - we have a term of endearment where I'm from and its MOTHAFUCKAH!!!! well earned sir

Shit I have to figure this out soon - maybe i'll just wing it
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Old 12-03-2005, 10:16 PM   #11
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and for christs sake, get some nice nudie photos to share
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Old 12-03-2005, 10:47 PM   #12
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Ha- Let me see what i can do
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Old 12-03-2005, 10:50 PM   #13
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I dont care what they say about you... your a good man.
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Old 12-04-2005, 07:50 AM   #14
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Originally Posted by corpse_grinder0
in all honesty... just try to put it in her butt, and if she says no, then tell her maybe things shouldnt go further if shes not willing... and if she says yes, tell her, you dont want the future mother of your kids to be willing to do an awful act like that. its a win/win situation.
That's brilliant.
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Old 12-04-2005, 07:01 PM   #15
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What do they say?
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