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Old 08-14-2003, 04:40 AM   #1
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Default sabine has some problems with the M3 CSL

for all who know ( or not...doesn`t matter ) Sabine Schmitz they`ll have quite a good laugh...

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Old 08-17-2003, 03:16 AM   #2
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I don't get it....
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Old 08-17-2003, 05:53 AM   #3
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That's one woman I don't mind sitting in the passenger seat with. Got any more pics of her, st-anger?
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Old 08-17-2003, 08:20 AM   #4
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you don`t get it...????
maybe you don`t know sabine....
she`s the one who drives the ring taxi of the nordschleife.....some might think now: "a girl??? i can do it better than her!!!" bullshit, she pushes the M5 really to its limit, and when you ask her to drive really fast ( she only does that when you ask ) you`ll understand the joke with the tyres....
second she drives a E39 M5 and the E46 M3 CSL in the third pic is way faster than her M5
the 6th pic is self explaining, she really needs the E60 M5 to challenge the E46 M3 CSL "Sport Auto Expert Car"
the last picture sums it all up very good, there is only one way to drive a car for sabine: full throttle

so if any of you`ll ever be in germany, a ride with the ring taxi is a must!!! and then you`ll change your mind about girls behind the wheel...

draak, i know a site with some pics of her and i`ll try to find ´em for you....
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Old 08-17-2003, 08:30 AM   #5
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Originally Posted by st-anger
so if any of you`ll ever be in germany, a ride with the ring taxi is a must!!! and then you`ll change your mind about girls behind the wheel...
Hehe, I know Sabine, and I'd like so much to be taken for a ride.. but the Ring is at around 650 km from here :-/
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Old 08-17-2003, 09:49 AM   #6
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yep TT, me too, exactely 719,2km away from the ring, but as i said...a must!!!

she`s running a pub called "Fuchsröhre" next to the ring:











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Old 08-17-2003, 01:09 PM   #7
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Excellent. Thanks a lot st-anger. That's a damn fine woman. Check out the guy behind her in the last pic at the bar, he knows where to look :shock: . I also like the ring taxi in grey. Not everybody does apparently. It used to be white, but white just isn't a colour. The drifting pic in the wet is also extremely cool.

For me it takes a little less than 3 hours to get to the ring, so that's not too long. You can find me there a few times a year.

And you've got the same wallpaper as me . This one has it all, hasn't it? An M5, burning rubber and a chick.
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Old 08-17-2003, 01:12 PM   #8
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She's good alright? Did anyone see the video of Jeremy Clarkson with her? He was pissing his trousers.
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Old 08-17-2003, 01:29 PM   #9
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No I didn't. It would have been in the next episode of Clarkson meets the neighbours (which got cancelled :cry: ). I sure hope Jabba can get his hands on that episode. I definitely want to see that one.
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Old 08-17-2003, 02:01 PM   #10
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Originally Posted by draak666
No I didn't. It would have been in the next episode of Clarkson meets the neighbours (which got cancelled :cry: ). I sure hope Jabba can get his hands on that episode. I definitely want to see that one.
Oh yeah, that would have been cool to see, Clarckson on the ring.

I've just looked it up, the ring is just 175km from my home = 2 hours drive. If only I had a decent car to use

Francorchamps is 65 km = 40 min with the car.

Zolder is 45 km = 35 min.
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Old 08-18-2003, 02:26 AM   #11
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in the first link she didn't look that fine,, but after the other pic's she's cute( weird angle I guess) she has a nice ride.
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Old 08-18-2003, 03:09 AM   #12
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Originally Posted by DR.GONZO
in the first link she didn't look that fine,, but after the other pic's she's cute( weird angle I guess) she has a nice ride.
I dont' know, she doesn't look that bad, but the fact that she can drive the wheels off of any car is very attractive.
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