3 jokes

[possessed_beaver]

A flat-chested young lady goes to Dr. Smith for advice about breast enlargements. He tells her, "Every day when you get out of the shower, rub your nipples and say, 'Scooby dooby doobies, I want bigger boobies.'"

She did this every day faithfully, and after several months, it worked. She grew great boobies! One morning, she was running late. She was on the bus, when she realised she had forgotten her morning ritual. At this point, she loved her new boobies and didn't want to lose them, she got up right in the middle of the bus and said "Scooby dooby doobies, I want bigger boobies!"

A guy sitting nearby asked her, "Do you go to Dr. Smith, by any chance?" "Why, yes, I do! How did you know?" "Hickory dickory dock..."




Two Men are driving down the interstate when one notices a sign that says "College of Logic 5 miles." Neither one knows what it means and are both curious. The two men take the exit to the college and the driver goes in to investigate. He quickly finds a professor to explain...

The driver asks "What does 'College of Logic' mean?" Professor replies "Well, I can best answer your question by asking you a question. Do you own a Lawn mower?" Driver: "Yes, I do." Prof: "Well, then I can logically assume that you have a yard."

Driver says "Yep, I have a very big yard." Prof: "Then I can logically assume that you have a house." Driver: "I have a very big house." Prof: "Then I can logically assume that you have a family." Driver: "I have a wife and two kids."

Prof says "Then I can logically assume that you are heterosexual." Driver: "Yes Sir, straight as a board, always have been. I think I understand what this school is all about, thank you for your time."

Then the driver heads back out to the car to continue on his way. When he gets back to the car, the passenger asks about the school...

His mate questions "So, what's it all about?" The driver says "Well, I can best answer your question by asking you a question. Do you own a Lawn mower?" Passenger says "No." "Then you're a fag!"





Little Johnny runs into the bathroom just as his mother is stepping out of the shower and curiously points to her triangle of hair and asks: "Mummy what's that?" Somewhat flustered she quickly replies: "Well dear that is my sponge."

Content with her answer off he goes... Later he runs into the living room and asks "Mummy may I play with your sponge?" again his mother is flustered and quickly states "Why, no you may not, I lost it." This pacifies him for the moment and back out to play he goes.

Later Johnny races into the kitchen yelling "Mummy I found the sponge, I found the sponge." Confused the mother asks "You did and where did you find it?" Johnny proudly stated "The maids got it and she is washing Daddy's face with it."

[SFDMALEX]

LOL Mate. That last one cracked the SHIT out of me. LOL. I cant stop laughing.

[geekdiggy]

OHHHHHHHHH SHIT!!!!!!!! i'm writing that sponge one down

[robruf]

How great is that sponge joke, I loved it.

[stracing]

Little Johhny jokes are great. They are alwasy funny.

[aliendude012]

I didn't like the first one so much...

the last one is funny

I dont tell jokes good but here it goes


One day a dad is giving his son a show (together) the little boy says "daddy what is this called" (dick) the dad looks at him and says "well son thats your truck" the little boy replies whats that, that you have" the dad tells him "Son that a deseil truck" the boy say what does mommy have. the dad says "mommy has a garage".
Later that day the dad comes in to his room were is wife is sleeping and he see's his son on top of his wife fucking her. he yells "SON what are you doing?" the little boy replies "Parking my Truck"

[SPEEDKILLAR]

Later Johnny races into the kitchen yelling "Mummy I found the sponge, I found the sponge." Confused the mother asks "You did and where did you find it?" Johnny proudly stated "The maids got it and she is washing Daddy's face with it."

The first two suck, but damn that last one was funny Thanks

A woman goes to the doctor's office.

"Doctor, I've got a strange problem I need your opinion on."

"Could you describe the symptoms to me?" he asked.

"Well, it's easier if I show you," she said and, standing up,
proceeded to undress. When she was down to her underwear she
sat on the edge of the examining table and spread her legs to
reveal two small green circles on her inner thighs.

"They don't hurt or anything, but I was a little worried about
them."

The doctor peered closely at the two circles and said, "Are
you a lesbian, by any chance?" he asked.

Embarrassed and slightly non-plussed at this question coming
from a man with his head between her thighs she replied, "Well,
yes, I am actually. Why do you ask?"

"Well, I'm afraid you'll have to tell your girlfriend that her
earrings aren't real gold."

[SPEEDKILLAR]

Originally Posted by shady view A woman goes to the doctor's office. "Doctor, I've got a strange problem I need your opinion on." "Could you describe the symptoms to me?" he asked. "Well, it's easier if I show you," she said and, standing up, proceeded to undress. When she was down to her underwear she sat on the edge of the examining table and spread her legs to reveal two small green circles on her inner thighs. "They don't hurt or anything, but I was a little worried about them." The doctor peered closely at the two circles and said, "Are you a lesbian, by any chance?" he asked. Embarrassed and slightly non-plussed at this question coming from a man with his head between her thighs she replied, "Well, yes, I am actually. Why do you ask?" "Well, I'm afraid you'll have to tell your girlfriend that her earrings aren't real gold."

Your first joke sucked, but this is much better

y did my first joke suck because i told it bad huh.

I didnt right the second joke my friend sara did

If some thinks the first joke was funny but just needs to be told better.

please reright and repost
THANKS

[Junk2006]

Originally Posted by shady fag the last one is funny I dont tell jokes good but here it goes

You are right you don't tell good jokes

Junk2006

Your starting to piss me off this is the second forum that you talking shit on me @


YOUR A FAGOT TERRORIST 0X 0X 0X 0X 0X 0X I'LL crash a airplane into you

LIKE I Crashed my DICK INTO your MOM's Smelly ASS.

DAMN you people smell take showers.

P.S. Tell your MOM TO call me LAter :fist:

[Junk2006]

I saw your girlfriend and I don't believe that she would consider a flamer like you
for the following reasons:
You are a racist
You have porn addiction problem (this is shown by your many posts in the babes section)
Your are an asshole
You have no sense of geographical locations (Pakistan is not the same as Palestine nor does it have the same cultural beliefs)

YOU ARE CLEARLY A 13 YEAR OLD BOY WHO FOUND SOME PICS OF ANOTHER GUYS GF

btw get a life not a 20 year olds

[TT]

*sorry guys for this, but since he doesn't seem aware about my PMs* check your PM shady view