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06-14-2008, 03:36 AM
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It's an 06 dammit!
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06-14-2008, 03:48 AM
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Best one.
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06-14-2008, 08:41 AM
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I particularly like the 'Dodge engineering' one. Having 'DODGE' emblazoned on your cars just implies that the quality is dodgy.
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06-18-2008, 11:54 AM
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If only Dodge would make a car called the "Evader" or the "Miss"...
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06-18-2008, 09:43 PM
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lol!
I don't get the fatty/blue golf one??
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06-18-2008, 10:14 PM
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06-18-2008, 10:49 PM
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Ok, thank you, those are great!
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06-19-2008, 03:51 AM
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Originally Posted by Kaz
lol!
I don't get the fatty/blue golf one??
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Looking at the Golf, you'd expect its curb weight to come in somewhere near or below 3000 pounds. Instead, it has a Mustang-esque 3547 pounds with no Mustang-esque power or torque.
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06-19-2008, 03:54 AM
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07-01-2008, 09:54 AM
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07-02-2008, 06:21 AM
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As a Honda owner, i can relate to the torquelessness (is there such a word?  )
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