CIA Test
So the Director of the CIA has to test three new agents, a 25 year old, a 35 year old and a 45 year old. He takes them and puts all their wives in separate rooms. He goes up to the 25 year old and gives him a gun and says, "Go into the room and kill your wife". The 25 year old goes in for a moment and then comes out and says "Sorry I can't do that, I love her too much".
Then he gives the gun to the 35 year old and tells him "Go into the room and kill your wife", so the 35 year old goes in and five minutes later comes out and says "I can't kill my wife I love her too much". Finally the Director goes up to 45 year old and says, "Go into that room and kill your wife”.
The 45 year old heads into the room and there’s a "BANG BANG BANG" and the sounds of scuffling. A few minutes later the CIA Director walks into the room and the wife is dead on the floor and asks, “What the hell happened here?” the 45 year old says "Some asshole put blanks in the gun so I had to strangle her to death".
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