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01-20-2004, 12:49 PM
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some fucking drivers i swear!
Driving to work this morning on the highway, I looked over to my right and there was a woman in a brand new BMW doing 90 km/h with her face up close to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner! OMG!!
I looked away for a couple of seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane still working on that makeup!! It scared me shitless so much that I dropped my electric shaver, which, knocked the bacon roll out of my other hand! In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car, using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my mobile from my ear, which fell into the coffee between my legs, causing it to splash and burn! Causing me to scream, which made me drop the cigarette out of my mouth, ruined my shirt and DISCONNECTED AN IMPORTANT CALL. BLOODY WOMEN DRIVERS!!!
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01-20-2004, 01:09 PM
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Familiar, still very funny
On dutch tv there was this man who was making music on his trumpet while driving! :shock: He was being followed and filmed by an undercover police car.
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01-20-2004, 01:16 PM
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Originally Posted by RallyeNLD
Familiar, still very funny
On dutch tv there was this man who was making music on his trumpet while driving! :shock: He was being followed and filmed by an undercover police car.
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haha i read about that in my "motor" magazine, he said he needed to get some practive in because he diden't have much time "aparantley"
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02-02-2004, 06:59 PM
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The last idiot isn't born yet 
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02-02-2004, 10:33 PM
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I've actually witnessed a lot of women doing just that while on the phone. One time I had to hold down the horn for 3 sec before she actually started turning back into her lane. 
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02-03-2004, 11:34 AM
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 old one but good one
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02-11-2004, 02:11 PM
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good one. makes ya think though...
there are a lot of people driving and talking with cell phones in their hands in the area i live around. makes me wonder just how many accidents are caused by these drivers, or by people putting on make-up, or looking for a different cd, or somethign equally as un-important
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02-11-2004, 02:20 PM
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The worst I've ever done was changing CD's while driving but I've pretty much memeorized where each one is in the visor.
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02-11-2004, 03:05 PM
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worst ive done..... hmm, read at stoplights looking up every 5 seconds or so... people sometimes honk if im sitting there for 3 seconds after the green... im not always in a hurry
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