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Old 05-16-2007, 10:28 AM   #1
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Default Size Does Matter

Anybody want to work as teammates to trim down and muscle up? I'd like to create a small group of us who encourage each other to eat healthfully and exercise regularly so we can be the shape and size we want.

I've got some ideas that I can share; hope others do as well. Plus, we can post our results and help each other get on track when we fall off. I need to lose a quick 5 pounds and then I'll go on to the next 5 and then . . .

Do I have any takers?

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Old 05-16-2007, 10:30 AM   #2
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All sizes and shapes welcome, whether you have a pound or 100 to lose. carole :n00b:
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Old 05-16-2007, 03:09 PM   #3
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So no KFC breakfasts? no happy meals? no buckets with chocklate puddin'? i think I goona faint
...I need to add some shuga in my bluud now!

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I admit I got few kilo's I need to drop... btw how I look in ma bathin' suit?

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Old 05-16-2007, 03:44 PM   #4
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Then each of us will have to get rid of our car(s) and start riding a bicycle


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Old 05-16-2007, 05:03 PM   #5
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totally
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Old 05-16-2007, 07:21 PM   #6
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I'm telling the truth. I lost 60+ pounds and then invited my neighbors and friends to join me in getting fit. Over a thousand people showed up for weekly meetings--in eight weeks, we dropped nearly 4 tons.

Now I'm trying to get the same thing started in other communities--just for the heck of it. But since you are young, you are probably still trim. Right?

I let 5 pounds sneak back on so I'm campaigning to get them off. What's your situation? carole
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Old 05-16-2007, 07:33 PM   #7
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shut up already
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Old 05-16-2007, 08:09 PM   #8
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Trust me. when your penis is named Mr. Quackers, size doesnt matter.
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Old 05-16-2007, 08:50 PM   #9
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Originally Posted by Carole Carson
I'm telling the truth. I lost 60+ pounds and then invited my neighbors and friends to join me in getting fit. Over a thousand people showed up for weekly meetings--in eight weeks, we dropped nearly 4 tons.

Now I'm trying to get the same thing started in other communities--just for the heck of it. But since you are young, you are probably still trim. Right?

I let 5 pounds sneak back on so I'm campaigning to get them off. What's your situation? carole
Age, Sex, Location - and do you have a webcam and or naked pics?
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Old 05-16-2007, 09:54 PM   #10
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Originally Posted by RC45
Originally Posted by Carole Carson
I'm telling the truth. I lost 60+ pounds and then invited my neighbors and friends to join me in getting fit. Over a thousand people showed up for weekly meetings--in eight weeks, we dropped nearly 4 tons.

Now I'm trying to get the same thing started in other communities--just for the heck of it. But since you are young, you are probably still trim. Right?

I let 5 pounds sneak back on so I'm campaigning to get them off. What's your situation? carole
Age, Sex, Location - and do you have a webcam and or naked pics?
just cus she lost 60lbs doesnt mean shes at a weight where we want to see her naked. Well 55lbs cus she is mentally weak and has no self control.
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Old 05-17-2007, 11:07 AM   #11
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Originally Posted by dani_d_mas
Boo.

Is it a casualty that she decided to post this in the Spammers Corner instead of the right section?
no, I moved it from "JW marchandise" section so we can have some new supadupa thread to spam in
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Old 05-17-2007, 11:14 AM   #12
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I actually knew the dude from czech republic who was the best in Herbalife here.

On a serious note - its not that hard as I thought to lose weight and you dont need "magic" pills and coctails and all that crap to do so, it is waaaay easyer.
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Old 05-18-2007, 10:04 AM   #13
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No, I don't need nor desire to lose weight. Goodbye, Carole.
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Old 06-17-2007, 06:02 PM   #14
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Originally Posted by ARMAN

Lol did she swallow the chair?
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Old 06-17-2007, 06:33 PM   #15
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^^LMAO
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