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04-03-2007, 09:02 PM
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What would you do...? #1
So i plan on making this, like a series 
What would you do if you just walked into your bedroom after a hard day of work, then you have this vision... On your bed?
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04-03-2007, 09:16 PM
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Fuck her till my dick collapses.........   ops:
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04-03-2007, 10:08 PM
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sex her up ...
like DOH!
gro up Z3uS
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04-03-2007, 10:12 PM
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Tell her to get the fuck out because my beautiful feiance might show up any minute. :roll:
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04-03-2007, 10:57 PM
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tell her to fuck off and go to bed
j/k I would get her naked and go to town
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04-03-2007, 11:19 PM
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i would do the nasty!
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04-03-2007, 11:50 PM
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My wife,
Would probably get her out of there...
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04-04-2007, 12:34 AM
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Originally Posted by saadie
sex her up ...
like DOH!
gro up Z3uS |
You don't seem to have got the point of this thread 
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04-04-2007, 01:12 AM
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I would make her shave my balls then rub me down with chocolate frosting while I eat fried chicken and watch Friends reruns.
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04-04-2007, 02:00 AM
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Originally Posted by Ronin005
right, and who is this now??
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Eva Green
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04-04-2007, 03:18 AM
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Go "Nice, show me more reasons why I shouldn't call the police".
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04-04-2007, 09:20 AM
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Where is #2?
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04-04-2007, 09:52 AM
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I'd start singing the 2 Live Crew song, "Shake That Ass (Bitch and Let Me See What You Got)"
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04-04-2007, 10:57 AM
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04-04-2007, 12:36 PM
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give her some proper treatment 
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