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Old 02-22-2007, 06:34 AM   #1
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Default Just when you thought things are cool then comes Paris

Paris Hilton spiritual moments

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Old 02-22-2007, 06:51 AM   #2
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Hm????

If so, why don't you ever speak??
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Old 02-22-2007, 06:56 AM   #3
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he is in the mood and jerksoff righnow http://www.motorworld.net/forum/show...=783231#783231
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Old 02-22-2007, 07:56 AM   #4
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That was a cell phone message
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Old 02-22-2007, 08:07 AM   #5
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Haha...
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Old 02-22-2007, 01:57 PM   #6
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Tyronne.... you're pretty known on the M3forum!!

You even have a personal "Tyronne haters check in here... " topic!!

LOL

How do you explain this??

http://www.m3forum.net/m3forum/showthread.php?t=39245

http://www.m3forum.net/m3forum/showthread.php?t=39221

http://www.m3forum.net/m3forum/showthread.php?t=39269

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Old 02-22-2007, 03:01 PM   #7
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/\/\ ROFLMAO!

Tyrone is famous!
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Old 02-22-2007, 03:54 PM   #8
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^ nice find.. gives us more information on the freak that is Tyronne.
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Old 02-22-2007, 09:56 PM   #9
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Originally Posted by cooperluke
Tyronne.... you're pretty known on the M3forum!!

You even have a personal "Tyronne haters check in here... " topic!!

LOL

How do you explain this??

http://www.m3forum.net/m3forum/showthread.php?t=39245

http://www.m3forum.net/m3forum/showthread.php?t=39221

http://www.m3forum.net/m3forum/showthread.php?t=39269

LoL a bunch of chinamen got jealous i claimed Paris Hilton

In real life chinese are always jealous of each other and they will kill each other out of spite and jealousy but when a white man beat up on them they coward up like lil girls.

Paris Hilton is still my wife muahahahha you know i dont know what the big fuss is with me having a fixation of Paris Hilton? I mean i dont diss them for jerking off on Gay Porn why should they dis me? If u dont fid Paris sexy there is something wrong with you

You wont find any other chinemen aside from me and Bruce Lee and Jacky Chan will stand up for our race.

How many chinamen have you seen coward under the table when white or black folks beat up on them? Not this chinamen I will fight anyone but i wont fight online gangsters and dude acting tough online. THey are usually fat kids with low selfesteem.

Once i saw a car load full of Chinese punks acting tough gangsters packed into a sardine Toyota. Must have been about 7 Chinese dudes inthat car. Two Bikers pulled up next to them and kicked the shit out of their car, but the chinese dudes were whimps they shit themselves. A russian guy ran up and beat the fuck out of the bikers. 1 Dude beat up 2 bikers - what happned to the chinese gangsters in that sardine can? they shit themselves and coward like lil girls. It made me sick seeing it across the street.

If the bikers were chinese they would have been knived to death - just goes to show the chinese are real whimps.

I respect all other minority groups except for chinese. I am ashamed to be chinese because so many chinese are whimps. However i Respect the Vietnamese they are real men.

I also remembered the day when a racist gang under Jack Van Tongren went around town and bombed the fuck out of chinese restaurants. The chinese didnt do shit about it they shit themselves. It only takes 1 shot from M82 to fuck any racists faggots up but nooooo the stupid whimps didnt even stand up for their own race.

Behind closed doors and behind their computer they are so tough. Faggots. Thats what all that shit was about, some chinese faggots got upset i photoshoped Paris Hilton photos and started dissing me. I tracked down one of the faggot called name (withheld for legal reasons) in Perth Australia and beat the fuck out of him. His address was 92 Morley Drive Yokine WA Australia. I hope that chinese whimp remembered me I went to his house and fucked him up. Fucking whimp real tough man behind his computer. Unlucky for him i was based at Pearce Air Base which was near Perth WA.

The scrawny faggot left his ip address behind when he attacked our websites. He and his friends harrassed my wife and defaced our photos then replaced all our photo gallery with dead people photos from some gross disgusting websites. They put pedophelia pictures and beastiality photos aswell as photos of dead bodies on our site then DoS us repeatedly.

I recorded what i did to him and posted it on PutFile called Every Dog has his days but the file is no longer hosted. Dont blame them it was very grfx that faggot was not in a good shape.

None of his friends helped him thats the real chinese ways they run off when their friends get beat up on.

Remember i am not dissing respectable chinese people - this is about the chinese gangsters with no balls and hide behind their proxy thinking they are invinsible. Even your proxy reveal your real ID and that depends on how much one is willing to pay for the info. They even have tools to divulge your real connection behind your proxy.

No proxy servers will protect you if you use their service to commit terrorism.
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Old 02-22-2007, 10:22 PM   #10
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As u guys can see i dont cause any troubles i have never dissed anyone. I dont need to act tough online by dissing people and pretend to be online gangster. I'll respect you regardless but if you threaten my wife or children I will find you.

I have been here for nearly 3 years now. I m just a quiet guy that posts funny shits then leaves for a long time. I dont spend my entire life on the net.
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Old 02-22-2007, 11:07 PM   #11
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Originally Posted by Tyronne
As u guys can see i dont cause any troubles i have never dissed anyone. I dont need to act tough online by dissing people and pretend to be online gangster. I'll respect you regardless but if you threaten my wife or children I will find you.

I have been here for nearly 3 years now. I m just a quiet guy that posts funny shits then leaves for a long time. I dont spend my entire life on the net.
if by 3 years, you actually mean almost 2 years? then sure

but yeah, your posts have been rather entertaining since the get-go... as with your posts as your alter ego, April
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Old 02-22-2007, 11:12 PM   #12
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Thats why i said nearly 3

At least u could see my weirde sense of humour.

You know no matter what you do you will not please everyone on the net but you'd think they are mature enough to make decisions for themselves as in "Should I read this post?"

You know i have a very hot looking female actress friend that has her own site and all she does is post nice things for people. Some how some punks will find it in their rights to abuse her with nasty abusive posts. I dont understand how people actually get off on making everyone's day shit.

Sometimes i wonder how many people that do that sort of things acutally disappeared from the face of this planet due to attacking the wrong person? If they are murderers in real life i am sure they are some murderers online too. Thats why i dont mess with people it could be a bad mistake.

There is no skill required these days to track down real ip address from proxy servers. Money makes the world go around.
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Old 02-23-2007, 03:04 PM   #13
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Gee...

I didn't think that about the Chinese, but, you should know more than I. Maybe they're different there in America from the ones here in Portugal.

But, even though, you speak of them with lots of anger, it's your people man!

About the weirdo sense of humor, don't bother to say, I think everyone noticed!!!

But... those guys on the M3 forum Reeeeeeeeeally don't like you, LOL

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Old 02-23-2007, 03:33 PM   #14
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Tyronne is a JW legend already

BTW where did the banner in front of your eyes go?
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