1) i am fucking hungover
2) i want to enjoy my pot of coffee
3) THERE ARE FUCKING BIRDS OUTSIDE IN FUCKING 20DEGREE WEATHER, WHAT THE BLOODY FUCK. THEY WILL NOT STOP PLEASE HELP
the fucking noises they make are so ear piercing, i want michael madsen to cut my ears off while listening to stuck in the middle with you, mother of fucking god make it stop.....please just make it stop......
that really makes me fucking happy
yes i am sane, your insane...