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Old 12-11-2006, 08:29 PM   #1
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Default VERY Simple Math is VERY hard to get

http://www.consumerist.com/consumer/...nts-220362.php

This is pretty funny just a simple math made some rep confused

Verizon doesn't know the difference between .002 cents and .002 dollars.

Before George went to Canada, he asked Verizon the rate for data and voice transfer. They told him, "Point zero zero two cents per kilobyte."

He was surprised then to receive a bill for Point zero zero two dollars per kilobyte.

Instead of getting charged $.7141, Verizon is charging him $71.41.

This is his call as he tries to explain to Verizon the difference between $.002 and $.00002.
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Old 12-11-2006, 08:34 PM   #2
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Oh dear...
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Old 12-11-2006, 09:43 PM   #3
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It's funny how the dude stops to think about it!
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Old 12-11-2006, 11:31 PM   #4
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Originally Posted by Z3uS

It's funny how the dude stops to think about it!
and then still gets it wrong.
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Old 12-12-2006, 12:28 AM   #5
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That is the most frustrating thing I have ever heard! I really don't know what more that guy could have done.
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Old 12-12-2006, 12:32 AM   #6
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OMG!!!

How STUPID can people be?

It's even worse when the woman at the end is trying to argue with the guy. wow just wow.

Thanks for the link though MIHALS!!
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Old 12-12-2006, 01:23 AM   #7
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man i bet the rep realized it and was hopoing for the guys cell to ran out of battery.
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Old 12-12-2006, 01:48 AM   #8
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^Of course he did. That's why he thinks before saying no.
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Old 12-12-2006, 02:12 AM   #9
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LMAO what retards!
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Old 12-12-2006, 02:15 AM   #10
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I actually know a guy who runs a call centre.
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Old 12-12-2006, 02:38 AM   #11
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The recording just finished. I feel so bad for the guy trying to explain this to these retards. The lady at the end is the best
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Old 12-12-2006, 02:42 AM   #12
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Uhm...we're......we're in Canada...........okay..................yeah one second.

^^^
My favorite part.
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Old 12-12-2006, 06:41 AM   #13
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japanese TV shows are plain boring compared to this
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Old 12-12-2006, 10:12 AM   #14
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I think the Verizon people realised that they were wrong but tried to say they were right so the guy would go away and not bother.
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Old 12-12-2006, 01:03 PM   #15
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i heard it all thru the end hoping for a happy ending. Man what the hell!

I would b like ok instead of calling it dollars or cents, lets just say you are chargin me .002 pigs, now multiply 002 pigs times what i used

ok now pigs replaced cents before right? well then I DONT OWE YOU 71$ BITCH
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