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12-05-2006, 11:39 AM
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They walk among us.
THEY WALK AMONG US
Some guy bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his old
fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying:
"Free to good home. You want it, you take it."
For three days the fridge sat there without even one person looking
twice at it. He eventually decided that people were too un-trusting of
this deal. It looked too good to be true, so he changed the sign to
read: "Fridge for sale $50." The next day someone stole it.
Caution... They Walk Among Us!
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One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when someone
shouted...."Look at that dead bird!" Someone looked up at the sky and
said...
"where???"
They Walk Among Us!!
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While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent which
direction was north because, he explained, he didn't want the sun
waking him up every morning.
She asked, "Does the sun rise in the north?"
When my brother explained that the sun rises in the east, and has for
sometime, she shook her head and said, "Oh, I don't keep up with that
stuff."
They Walk Among Us!!
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I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center. One day I
got a call from an individual who asked what hours the call center was
open.
I told him, "The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a
week."
He responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time?"
Wanting to end the call quickly, I said, "Uh, Pacific".
They Walk Among Us!!!
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My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria, when we
overheard one of the administrative assistants talking about the
sunburn she got on her weekend drive to the shore. She drove down in a
convertible, but, "didn't think she'd get sunburned because the car
was moving."
They Walk Among Us!!!!
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My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car it's designed to cut
through a seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk...
They Walk Among Us!!!!!
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My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the cases were
discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases. The
cashier multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20% discount...
(maybe I should have bought 10 cases)
They Walk Among Us!!!!!!
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I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area. So I went to
the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never
showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a
trained professional and I was in good hands.
"Now," she asked me, "has your plane arrived yet?"...
They Walk Among Us!!!!!!!!
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While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man ordering a small
pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he
would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6.
He thought about it for some time before responding.
"Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry enough to eat 6
pieces."
Yep, they walk among us
AND they reproduce!
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12-05-2006, 12:35 PM
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Re: They walk among us.
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Originally Posted by TNT
I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center. One day I
got a call from an individual who asked what hours the call center was
open.
I told him, "The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a
week."
He responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time?"
Wanting to end the call quickly, I said, "Uh, Pacific".
They Walk Among Us!!!
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Hey - that might have been me, it was after a long day and I wasn't used to that whole Eastern, Central, Mountain, Pacific time thing yet  
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12-05-2006, 01:25 PM
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Re: They walk among us.
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Originally Posted by TNT
My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria, when we
overheard one of the administrative assistants talking about the
sunburn she got on her weekend drive to the shore. She drove down in a
convertible, but, "didn't think she'd get sunburned because the car
was moving."
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Haha - its amazing how people are clueless with sunburn - "Yeah I was only out for four hours, I don't understand why I'm peeling apart"
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12-05-2006, 01:30 PM
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12-05-2006, 02:24 PM
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Re: They walk among us.
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Originally Posted by RC45
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Originally Posted by TNT
I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center. One day I
got a call from an individual who asked what hours the call center was
open.
I told him, "The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a
week."
He responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time?"
Wanting to end the call quickly, I said, "Uh, Pacific".
They Walk Among Us!!!
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Hey - that might have been me, it was after a long day and I wasn't used to that whole Eastern, Central, Mountain, Pacific time thing yet |
LOL
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12-05-2006, 03:08 PM
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LMAO ... these are awsome .. thanks TNT 8)
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12-05-2006, 03:10 PM
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Originally Posted by bmuller
These sound exactly like Jeff Foxworthy's "Here's your sign" jokes... :bah:  |
Thats Bill Engvall (or however you spell the last name)
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12-05-2006, 04:03 PM
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Re: They walk among us.
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Originally Posted by TNT
THEY WALK AMONG US
Some guy bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his old
fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying:
"Free to good home. You want it, you take it."
For three days the fridge sat there without even one person looking
twice at it. He eventually decided that people were too un-trusting of
this deal. It looked too good to be true, so he changed the sign to
read: "Fridge for sale $50." The next day someone stole it.
Caution... They Walk Among Us!
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That's the best one!
By the way, this email floated around like a year or two ago. . . it's funny that it is just making its rounds onto JW now  .
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12-05-2006, 04:14 PM
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Re: They walk among us.
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Originally Posted by TNT
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My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the cases were
discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases. The
cashier multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20% discount...
(maybe I should have bought 10 cases)
They Walk Among Us!!!!!!
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hehe exactly this happend 3 weeks ago to the shop near where I am now and the owner asked the saleswoman how much discount would she give if there would be 10 friends buying at the same time? 
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12-05-2006, 05:50 PM
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One of my dads friends is an Helpline guy for computers. Some lady called because she was having problems. At one point he asked if she had anything running in the background. She said she had the radio on.
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12-05-2006, 06:05 PM
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/\/\ LMAO!!
''They walk among us..''
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12-05-2006, 08:23 PM
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The fridge one I have read. The others are damn funny!
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12-05-2006, 11:01 PM
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LOL!
That was very good.
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12-06-2006, 12:51 AM
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I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area. So I went to
the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never
showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a
trained professional and I was in good hands.
"Now," she asked me, "has your plane arrived yet?"...
They Walk Among Us!!!!!!!!
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Hahahahahahah, some funny shit!
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