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11-24-2006, 04:21 PM
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Someone is really pissed at Mormon door knocking
I don't think I even have had the pleasure...but I've been approached by Jehovah's Witnesses trying to convert me.
http://www.break.com/index/door_to_d...r_mormons.html
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11-24-2006, 04:47 PM
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LOL thats pretty darn funny 
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11-26-2006, 01:31 AM
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We had our first visit about 2 weeks ago... it was 8:15am on Saturday morning.. we had stayed up till 6:30am catching up on "Lost" and watched an entire season right through the night... so was not well rested, groomed or in a decent smiling mood 
I woke up on the couch to the door bell ringing thinking "My God... the only people who would dare visit us on a Saturday morning would be someone serving a summons or an evangelist - when I saw who it was - 2 suite-clad gents Bible in hand I figured they didn't have a court order and opened the door with my one hand buried in my shorts scratching my arse, and the other re-arranging the boys up front.. I may have even picked my nose - after a suitable pause I offered my hand in a handshake...
You know they just turned around and left.. 
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11-26-2006, 01:50 AM
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I live in what's probably the second most LDS state in the country and those guys drive me nuts. Not only do we have a heavy Mormon population but we also have the missionaries. Last visit I got I was underneath the Supra changing the oil. I heard a sound and looked over and saw four dress shoe clad feet. Pretty ballsy of them to just enter my open garage without permission. I pretended that no one was there but obviously they knew I was there. One of them offered to help me and the other confessed he didn't know about cars. I tried being polite but they started asking all these questions about what church I went to and if God was involved in my life....yadda yadda....at this point I held up my wrench and informed them it was time to leave.
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11-26-2006, 02:19 AM
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^^ I wonder if the suites are meant to intimidate? You know - the "radical" fringe
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11-26-2006, 02:33 AM
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I used to get bothered by Jehovah's Witnesses all of the time back in London. I was always polite and declined their speaches, an 9/10 they would wish me a good day and leave.
In regards to this video: God, his voice was annoying!
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11-27-2006, 02:41 PM
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LOL thats pretty funny, get back at them like that
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11-27-2006, 04:45 PM
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/\/\ LOL
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11-28-2006, 04:33 AM
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11-28-2006, 09:45 PM
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Originally Posted by RC45
^^ I wonder if the suites are meant to intimidate? You know - the "radical" fringe |
Man, don't even get me started. The weirdest thing is the underwear. I've never heard of a religion having its own specific underwear for its members to use.
And yeah, the whole Jesus getting ressurected in North America thing is a bit odd as well. It was a nice gesture, however.
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11-28-2006, 09:56 PM
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11-28-2006, 10:09 PM
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I dont think New York has Mormons
and that dude in the video is damn annoying.
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11-28-2006, 10:15 PM
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I get more annoying people trying to sell me different electricity and phone and water at my door than anything else these days.
I just say no thanks. Only takes 10 seconds... Easy really.
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11-29-2006, 02:29 AM
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Originally Posted by ferrarif1fan89
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Nope. Dead serious.
Religion. Serious fucking business.
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11-29-2006, 03:19 AM
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Originally Posted by Caplax40
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Originally Posted by ferrarif1fan89
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Nope. Dead serious.
Religion. Serious fucking business. |
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