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Old 11-22-2006, 05:18 PM   #1
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1. "Sure, there have been deaths in boxing, but none of them serious."
(Alan Minter)

2. "And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing ! "
(Pat Glenn - weightlifting commentator)

3. "Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Darryl Gibson comes inside of him."
(New Zealand rugby commentator Murray Mexted)

4. "This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother."
(Ted Walsh - horse racing commentator)

5. "I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body."
(Winston Bennett)

6. "The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it, which is identical."
(Murray Walker - F1 racing commentator)

7. "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my father and mother."
(Greg Norman)

8. "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again."
(Terry Venables - Soccer Coach)

9. "I would not say that David Ginola is the best left winger in the Premiership, but there are none better."
(Ron Atkinson - soccer coach)

10. "Ah, isn't that nice. The wife of the Cambridge president is kissing the cox of the Oxford crew."
(Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977)

11. "Julian di©ks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven di©ks on the field"
(Metro Radio)

12. "Strangely, in slow motion replay, the ball seems to hang in the air for even longer."
(David Acfield)

13. "What will you do when you leave football, Jack. Will you stay in football?"
(Stuart Hall Radio 5 live)

14. "And there goes Juantorena down the back straight, opening his legs and showing his cla$s."
(David Coleman at the Montreal Olympics)

15. "One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) is playing so well is that before each tee shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them....Oh My God! What have I just said?!!!"
(US PGA Commentator)

16. "For those of you who are watching in black and white, the blue is behind the brown."
(Ted Lowe, Snooker commentator)

17. True story... a female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked...

"So Bob, where's that 8 inches you promised me last night?"

... Not only did he have to leave the set, but half the crew did too as they were laughing so hard!

18."He's just smashed the world record, this is unbelievable!!!what is he doing? he's still going. oh wait there's still another lap to go."
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Old 11-22-2006, 06:14 PM   #2
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Pretty good!

17 made me LMAO
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Old 11-22-2006, 07:11 PM   #3
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Oh My God! What have I just said?!!!
At least he realised it.
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