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10-25-2006, 03:27 PM
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Prison vs Work
IN PRISON...
You spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell.
AT WORK...
You spend most of your time in a 6x8 cubicle.
IN PRISON...
You get three meals a day.
AT WORK...
You only get a break for 1 meal and you have to payfor it.
IN PRISON...
You get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK...
You get rewarded for good behavior with more work.
IN PRISON...
A guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK...
You must carry around a security card and unlock and open all the doors yourself.
IN PRISON...
You can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK...
You get fired for watching TV and playing games.
IN PRISON...
You get your own toilet.
AT WORK...
You have to share.
IN PRISON...
They allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK...
You cannot even speak to your family and friends.
IN PRISON...
All expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work required.
AT WORK...
You get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.
IN PRISON...
You spend most of your life looking through bars from the inside wanting to get out.
AT WORK...
You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.
IN PRISON...
There are wardens who are often sadistic.
AT WORK...
They are called supervisors.
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10-25-2006, 03:42 PM
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Location: not where i want to be.. but life's a bitch i guess..
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 true..
but at least out side you get to drive to work 
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10-25-2006, 04:11 PM
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lol .. very true
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10-25-2006, 04:13 PM
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Yeah, and unless you do gay porn for a living, there's way less sodomy at work.
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10-26-2006, 04:03 AM
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haha, nice replies too
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10-26-2006, 10:17 PM
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Yeah, but, outside, we get to meet girls. 
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10-26-2006, 11:54 PM
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i would take work over prison anyday, also the chances of dieing at most jobs is less then prison.
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10-27-2006, 12:05 AM
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I have to say I had a lot more more fun in the military prison then I'm having right now at my current job..
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10-27-2006, 12:18 AM
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/\/\/\Now now what did you do Erez?
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10-27-2006, 12:29 AM
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nothing much.. its very easy to get some jail time over here.. we have this saying of 3 thing you have to do while in the army..
1) fuck a female officer
2) go to jail
3) well I'm not saying this one as its a very bad sounding one (very dark humor)
well i went in cause I was having some miscommunication problems with my commanding officer.. he told me to do something and i told him to go fuck himself in front of some rookies he was trying to impress.. got 14 days for that one.. was like a fucking vacation 8) next to what I would usually do..
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10-27-2006, 12:52 AM
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in prison you are a bitch to a guy named Tiny...
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10-27-2006, 02:02 AM
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Originally Posted by Toronto
in prison you are a bitch to a guy named Tiny...
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That is 6'6" and weighs 300lbs
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