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09-08-2006, 01:53 AM
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100%
What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life? Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z are represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26
then H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K = 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
and K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E = 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
but A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E = 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
and B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T = 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
but look how far ass kissing will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G = 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.
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09-08-2006, 02:52 AM
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Thats it for me now on!!! 
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09-09-2006, 04:53 PM
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right on man!!!
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09-09-2006, 05:11 PM
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Hahaha! That's funny and as Ronin said not far from the truth!
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09-09-2006, 06:14 PM
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hahahaha cool 8)
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09-09-2006, 07:08 PM
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that's life alright!
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09-09-2006, 07:57 PM
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haha .....
this is realllly old .... but i still enjoy it every time i read it
thanks man 8)
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09-10-2006, 12:46 AM
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I can bullshit with extraordinary skill, if I'm having a good day. Maybe I should try ass-kissing as well. 
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09-10-2006, 04:54 AM
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^^ haha ....
being a referee helps  ...... just dont get beaten up later 
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09-10-2006, 05:38 AM
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^Being a debater helps too.
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just dont get beaten up later
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Never happened.
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