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Old 09-06-2006, 11:17 AM   #1
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Default Got hit by a car today on my bicycle :s

got hit by a car today on my bicycle when going home from school, just cruisin' at low speed around when a car that was parked reversed, didn't saw me coming (she was constantly looking the other direction to see for the traffic) suddenly when I was just behind her car, she reversed the car quite fast and hit me my bycicle hit the ground and I jumped of quite quickly (still got the good reflexes ) and didn't fall down myself, my bycicle was laying under the car.

I was thinking in my mind "oh damn, I bet he/she is gonna be fuckin' pissed cuz I hit his/her car" but actually it was her fault she got out of the car and ran towards me and kept asking if I was ok or wasn't hurt, I said I was fine, she told me she wasn't paying much attention and sorry sorry bla bla ... I pulled my bike from underneath the car, result: my alu rim and tyre are fucked up, my rear brakes were fucked up to, my right brake handle fucked up to, and some scares on my bycicle from the car. Well we didn't made a big deal of it and were both very friendly, she apolagized and I exepted it and headed back home, she gave me her phone number because she wanted to pay the costs of my beloved bike, I said i'll pay it myself and we both headed home, btw she was damn hot and blonde

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Old 09-06-2006, 11:37 AM   #2
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ow that sucks big time, but hey a hot woman gave u her number
got hit by a car a couple of times as well, made me alot more careful...
any idea how much the repairs/replacements are gonna cost?
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Old 09-06-2006, 12:09 PM   #3
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not even a blowjob?
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Old 09-06-2006, 12:24 PM   #4
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Complain about your neck at a doctor and sue her!
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Old 09-06-2006, 12:54 PM   #5
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:good: you're ok
and you got the number of a hot blonde
who cares about the bicycle, ride her instead
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Old 09-06-2006, 12:55 PM   #6
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thx for the advice fellow horny JW Members that'll settle it it's been quite a day today
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Old 09-06-2006, 01:57 PM   #7
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Originally Posted by Ronin005
Originally Posted by MartijnGizmo
Complain about your neck at a doctor and sue her!
so your an american living in Netherlands??

oh and good to hear that you are ok, sucks about the bike but thats something thats easily fixed or replaced!!
haha..

I would of just said, "100 bucks and I don't tell my Dad, who is a lawyer."

Only of course if they had a nice car ;P
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Old 09-06-2006, 09:33 PM   #8
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hehe .. lucky you got out in time ......

lucky she's payin for the bike ..

lucky ass got a hot blondes number .....

keep in touch with her ... .
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Old 09-07-2006, 03:25 AM   #9
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At least youre OK man!!!

Originally Posted by dani_d_mas
Anyway - why didn't you accepted her money to fix your bike? afterall... it was her fault!
Originally Posted by Mopsdrops
btw she was damn hot and blonde
Because he was thinking with the dick.... LOL !!!
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Old 09-07-2006, 06:45 AM   #10
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not even a blowjob?
He's 15, give him a break!

bad luck about the bike, fortunately it was only the bike.
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Old 09-08-2006, 03:21 AM   #11
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Well the important thing is that you're fine, and you have a hot blondes number!!!
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