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Old 06-14-2006, 08:47 PM   #1
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Default My photoshopped UK road signs
I think only our brit members will find these really funny but anyway, here they are for your pleasure. I got bored tonight so decided to make a few - all of them are done from scratch. If anyone doesnt understand the phrases its because they are what me and my mates scream at each other when out driving so may make more sense to me than anyone else.

Anyway, less babling.

PLEASE DONT POST THESE ELSEWHERE









And this one is in testament to my mate matthew daglan, who recently, when out with me and a few other mates on a cross country bash over the yorkshire dales put his car through a wall
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Old 06-14-2006, 08:52 PM   #2
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didnt get a couple of em .. but the rest are sweet 8)
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Old 06-14-2006, 08:57 PM   #3
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I get all of them and can't stop laughing

the best ones:
Hand brake it
dickhead in the middle lane
use pavement



cheers midget, really funny
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Old 06-15-2006, 04:56 AM   #4
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Very funny indeed
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Old 06-15-2006, 05:10 AM   #5
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The use the pavement one is the best

Good job
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Old 06-15-2006, 07:17 AM   #6
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LOL! Yeah, "use the pavement" is the best.
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Old 06-15-2006, 08:02 AM   #7
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I think my personal favourite is the first one,

for those who might not be aware its a sign indicating the end of the 20mph limit zone and the start of the national speed limit area - i.e. 60 or 70 mph
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Old 06-15-2006, 08:12 AM   #8
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:good:

some funny ones there, mate
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Old 06-15-2006, 11:27 AM   #9
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Kinda like an urban warriors guide to driving in the UK
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Old 06-15-2006, 12:15 PM   #10
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A couple more for your pleasure




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Old 06-15-2006, 01:01 PM   #11
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"theiving bastards ahead" so fucking true
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Old 06-15-2006, 08:20 PM   #12
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last lot i promise




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Old 06-15-2006, 09:01 PM   #13
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points available, get em spinning and kidnap in process >

good ones!!! bring some mo' !!!
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Old 06-15-2006, 09:03 PM   #14
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haha ... cool ...
i just saw a new speed camera sign ...... this is the first sign to be put up .... the first ever ......

im gonna take a pic of it next time .
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Old 06-15-2006, 10:02 PM   #15
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LMAO!!!! I get about 3 of them from each group

Dickhead in middle lane = Happens every fucking where :roll:

Rev engine loudly Also could have been: Fanfare test area

My fave: Handbrake it

Well done tom!
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