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Old 06-08-2006, 07:51 AM   #1
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Default Swear at your boss HERE !

Its as easy as the title says

Dear motherfu**** Geronimo:

Youre a fucking Humpback half meter who dont distinguish his penis from his mouth, you sperm bad breath can take my perfect exam and eat it with the tabasco sauce i will shit directly in your face. You know all the exam was perfect excluding i didnt round up the results. My fucking Gauss Bell was perfectly drew and the results are in the tolerated limit. I know you want me to suck your dick to pass, but ill cut and put in your fucking mouth you bastard. I hope you get a embolism while wanking, you expriest wanker fucker motherfucker piqufdqogjlakgqlakjbadljfgadolia

FUCK YOUUUUUUUU!!!
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Old 06-08-2006, 07:58 AM   #2
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lmao ..
this topic just prove one thing ..

JW: The home of innovation 8) 8)
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Old 06-08-2006, 10:00 AM   #3
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I like my boss.....
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Old 06-08-2006, 10:42 AM   #4
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^^ :shock: whats he done to you ?

edit :: just remembered .. hes got a black monaro right ? ... i guess i'd like him too
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Old 06-08-2006, 10:49 AM   #5
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^^LOL, ahahaha


i dont have a boss...yet
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Old 06-08-2006, 12:07 PM   #6
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lol.... what adolfo? your exam didn't go smoothly?
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Old 06-08-2006, 06:35 PM   #7
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Im my own boss lol, not really, but my boss isnt a problem. Prolly cuz I work an average of 3 hours a day instead of full time.
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Old 06-08-2006, 06:39 PM   #8
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Default Re: Swear at your boss HERE !

Originally Posted by bmuller
Originally Posted by dani_d_mas
Originally Posted by bultaco_metralla
Its as easy as the title says

Dear motherfu**** Geronimo:

Youre a fucking Humpback half meter who dont distinguish his penis from his mouth, you sperm bad breath can take my perfect exam and eat it with the tabasco sauce i will shit directly in your face. You know all the exam was perfect excluding i didnt round up the results. My fucking Gauss Bell was perfectly drew and the results are in the tolerated limit. I know you want me to suck your dick to pass, but ill cut and put in your fucking mouth you bastard. I hope you get a embolism while wanking, you expriest wanker fucker motherfucker piqufdqogjlakgqlakjbadljfgadolia

FUCK YOUUUUUUUU!!!
I think that a YouTube video... just like the want you did to say "fuck you saadie" would be a better idea............
^^I agree, and let us know when its comin so we'll be sure not to miss it
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Old 06-08-2006, 07:48 PM   #9
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Default Re: Swear at your boss HERE !

Originally Posted by blinkmeat
Originally Posted by bmuller
Originally Posted by dani_d_mas
Originally Posted by bultaco_metralla
Its as easy as the title says

Dear motherfu**** Geronimo:

Youre a fucking Humpback half meter who dont distinguish his penis from his mouth, you sperm bad breath can take my perfect exam and eat it with the tabasco sauce i will shit directly in your face. You know all the exam was perfect excluding i didnt round up the results. My fucking Gauss Bell was perfectly drew and the results are in the tolerated limit. I know you want me to suck your dick to pass, but ill cut and put in your fucking mouth you bastard. I hope you get a embolism while wanking, you expriest wanker fucker motherfucker piqufdqogjlakgqlakjbadljfgadolia

FUCK YOUUUUUUUU!!!
I think that a YouTube video... just like the want you did to say "fuck you saadie" would be a better idea............
^^I agree, and let us know when its comin so we'll be sure not to miss it
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Old 06-08-2006, 07:53 PM   #10
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Default Re: Swear at your boss HERE !

Originally Posted by ARMAN
Originally Posted by blinkmeat
Originally Posted by bmuller
Originally Posted by dani_d_mas
Originally Posted by bultaco_metralla
Its as easy as the title says

Dear motherfu**** Geronimo:

Youre a fucking Humpback half meter who dont distinguish his penis from his mouth, you sperm bad breath can take my perfect exam and eat it with the tabasco sauce i will shit directly in your face. You know all the exam was perfect excluding i didnt round up the results. My fucking Gauss Bell was perfectly drew and the results are in the tolerated limit. I know you want me to suck your dick to pass, but ill cut and put in your fucking mouth you bastard. I hope you get a embolism while wanking, you expriest wanker fucker motherfucker piqufdqogjlakgqlakjbadljfgadolia

FUCK YOUUUUUUUU!!!
I think that a YouTube video... just like the want you did to say "fuck you saadie" would be a better idea............
^^I agree, and let us know when its comin so we'll be sure not to miss it
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X4 :fuck:
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Old 06-09-2006, 04:13 AM   #11
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youll have to wait until i finish my career, that day, many revenges are going to be made.... And of course JW is going to SEE IT and BE PART OF IT !!!!


btw, you cockboss suckers!!! except Demon, i think he cant suck his own!!!
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Old 06-09-2006, 04:20 AM   #12
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I was lucky to have 2 bosses that were and still are very good and have respect

They don't care what happens, as long as work is done by the end of the day
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Old 06-09-2006, 04:31 AM   #13
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Well... I think I like my boss..

Let's see, on the other day we were discusing my new contract, and he asked me:

"How much are you expecting to earn??"

After I answered he said:

"Ask more... I still have budget for you!!"

What can I say....
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Old 06-09-2006, 05:55 AM   #14
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Originally Posted by cooperluke
What can I say....
""when i have to suck your...""
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Old 06-09-2006, 06:03 AM   #15
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