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This is what we have got from Sat Jun 3 2006 6:57 pm to Wed Jun 7 2006 11:03 am
Authors: Blinkmeat, bmuller, ZfrkS62, SWT, RC45, 666fast, HeilSvenska, insane, daggernite, Thamar, 5vz-fe, z3us, TT, Demon Arman, Demon, Ronin005, Bultaco, Dani, Jabba, dutchmasterflex, TopGearNL, thepest, Garrets_Turbo, Max Power fatty (also called naughtygirl69, saadie...and more to come )
Once upon a time there was a prostituye who disguises herself as a mutant ninja turtle she was gay and for only 5 she would fuck anyone but shredder due to recycled condom went missing.
One night she decided to pee on a electric fence for thrills , just like Myth Busters, this fried her fanny.
She went for transplant and found out that she is pregnant with the man from 1982 that miscalculated his coordinates when entering a time-warp with a torn condom while shaving his pubic hair that caught FIRE while smoking a cigarette after having sex.
Next morning, she remebered her pussy was fried but still tried to jam a comodo dragon with her dildo-swords and accidently cut her head cleanly off.
Now TT gets interested so he starts to get his camera ready, and his dolls are positioned such that you can see their Hairy armpits, so he gets out his Venus and starts to shag like it's 1999.
She wakes up feeling a slight neck pinch and can't give head the fucking end.
. She gets back out then stabs herself with a 12 inch banana and starts to masturbate and then starts a huge orgasm, then she starts masturbating again thinking of gucom but couldnt cum anymore.
www.jabbasworld.net has decided to give $10,000 to whoever donnates 100,000 pounds by the clever use of donations. The whore ran quickly but didnt see the banana skin which got stuck in her ass but she farted it out accidentally which cut her ass and win a donut.
At that precise moment, thamar's messege got ignored, which infuriated him so much that he decided to start crying loudly and visit the girl he slept with 9 years who turned out to be a man with a tiny weener and didn't know how to unbutton her blouse because there were no books "unbuttoning for dummies" but thamar helped him and together they had unbuttoning/unzipping lessons which lasted 8 days but they still cant enjoy each others misformed conceptions of their own because Santa had taken away their homophobic tendencies and replaced them withbananas from Brazil.
The whore kept running naked without clothes because her prosthetic legs were real, she slipped but because her boobs had implants she bounced up again and turned around to see thamar wanking while being in a feet-over-head position but better yet she ignored him and ran into a HUGE elephants ass and hid inside it.
The elephant felled sick and farted her out but she got stuck , head inside, Thamar seizing the oppurtunity, banged her brains out, but killed the elephant instead.
Her head was still stuck in the hole but thamar didn't mind and banged her again.
After banging her again she got pregnant and had an abortion because she can't afford to have one of mihals many illegitimate mutant offspring. She goes to the online dating agency to find naughtygirl69. In the meanwhile mihals tries to come up with a plan to get the whore pregnant but without her seeing it. After plainning for months he finally decides to go for it later that night.
He snuck into the hoes bed armed with his dildo, but found arman trying to get into the room through the window , but the ho saw thamar under the bed, she lied down in the bathtub and waits for naughtygirl for Mihals to come piss in the toilet and not flush. She saw mihals privates and wash his hand in the bathtub without even knowing she was in the water. He grapped something and squeezed it real tight and the rubber duck blew up with a bang. That scared thamar so he went to investigate and came into the toilet and heard someone calling his name, it was arman with a court order for a personal date with the woman who was in the bathtub, with her clothes on, and they got soggy so she got angry and pulled them of which resulted in with the UN stating american assault on omaha beach which was later nullified everyone had forgotten about all you wankers with_to_many_cocks_in_their_hands!! Thamar was jealous and he wanked in front_of_all_of_us.
After the wank off he went to the ho to see how horny she is and how the pregnancy affect her lifestyle but luckily, it hadnt made her less horny. Soo he took her to a porn movie set a porn movie set and started rolling the cams. It featured on sexcetera , Arman watched it and so did Mihals.
Thamar gets mad at Mihals because he didnt invite him at the party hugh hefner got completely naked at the entrence of the white house in Washington. Then, Hillary Clinton said suck my crotch then , then Mihals and Thamar start arguing about who has the bigger penis of them all, the ho knew but she didnt want thamar to know that the baby was because mihals didnt have his balls removed before effing her.
All off a sudden, TT gives away inflatable dolls, for those who dont have the looks to get an anal probe. . The dolls were used by the ninja's to corrupt those gentle people. Swords were hidden incide the inflatable dolls and the dildos. TT wanted to see If those fucking dolls were still up for the Doll competition at Jabbasworld. He knew that they were, but sometimos he was not sure he had bad thought... So he went to inflatabledolls.com and ordered the smallest one which was on special discont. But had big problems with inflating and possibilitys to Break. So he decided to go buy a full size but this one weighs twice as much as Jabba The Hut. Then jabba kicked bultaco's ass in front of TT. Then BUltaco piss off in his pants and Started to think in tht nuaghtgirl is damn-sexy. The truth is that she isnt really a boy or girl, but its damn sexy. She is a woman with real breasts and a totally fake ass but they are still cup size double D. All her plastic surgery is paid by the twisted moderators of JW with the paypal money from Dani and LotusGT1. They steal everyone's money and donnate it to JW just like robin hood. We still like them because they seem to have something in common with our future interests, they invest in Naughtygirl69's hard core porn site, but it never had a sexual relationship with a real man only with men like saadie. The whore left and went to Mihals but found TopGearNL in the gas station looking Really horny and really really drunk. Jabba and TT came and kidnapped the whore away from TopGearNL.
But suddenly a big motored car driven by arman arrived and grabbed one of TT's inflatable dolls and the ho was very jealous. She kicked jabba&TT balls and ran to Mihals , mihals got scared and pissed this pants again. But he didn't run away from the ho, and she ran And took a Lambo owned by Bam Marcera, the lambo broke down on route 66 when Johny Deep and Ron Jeremy were extremely high driven that old bus filled with pot-smoke and TT''s inflatable dolls. They stoped and oponed a new package of asiatic silicone real dolls and started boobjobbing them.
Then Nghtgirl stole the panties TT was wearing, and took the bus to Ireland. The bus sunk however, She wanted irish beer so she swam onwards. Then a bluish ship called the Titanic emerged with Leo dIcaprio, and not forgetting kate who was banging Thamar, Nghtgrl suddenly blasted Leo´s head of with a well-aimed cumshot after wanking. She sailed finally to a deserted desert island. She found a strange penis shaped rock which she sat on for 5 days. The view wasnt encouraging but the feeling was kinda like banging TT. Suddenly Lost Soyer appeared and took her place. He sat 10 days. While those days nghtgirl got sand in his inflatable dildo. To clean it, he brought Jabba and TT who did position 69 driving an apache helicopter and gunning down ho's. Jabba and TT finished and decided to go to pick nghtgrl and sniff his panties. They left the island on a raft filled with rum, lime, sugar salt and automatic cocktel bender, smoking cigarettes and drinking. During the luxury cruise they sailed to Cuba, Fidel made a party in return for dolls The party was 4 days and then the dolls were used by Fidel to upset the USA. He launched them with Jabba TT Nghtgrl together with the ho's. They crashed in Indianápolis, right into the Indy500 , the corvette safetycar driven by Raikkonen spun over a doll and hit Alonso in the Renault Pits. Ronin005 wanked in stalls where michael schumacher was, Schumi kissed Ronin and Jabba got jealous. SFDMALEX got jealous too and TT went mad. Then Nghtgrl showed Schumi that alonso knows voodoo, Alonso pricked Schumi penis and shrunk his head while Raikkonen was fighting bernie ecclestone. During that Flavio Briatore emptied Schumachers tyres. After this, they drank gasoline and lubricant oil and shat themselves continuously waiting nghtgrl exotic dance in the playboy mansion. Then, Dani said:
“what a couple of filthy doll haters here, you should try an Arnold Schwarzenegger inflatable doll, he'll rip off your pants and stick a little puppy in your hole of ur penis and twist your nipples”
Clarkson came and shat in the room on top of richard with a little puppy punking on james may ... Meanwhile the stig crawled in-between viki's legs while setting a laptime riding top gear dog, around the TopGear Track. Tiff got jelous and plato got on a trike and followed the dog to the Turkish GP did 5 laps and exploded in a firey burst like fireworks , after which naughtygirl69 decided to run away from every living thing because the zombie of Plato ate her big tits adn was after her ass but it was purple .
The Ho meanwhile ate a lot of banannas and offered some to donkey kong, but he gave them to RC and naughtygirl. RC loves naughtygirl but he is homosextual so he likes pink Cadillacs and drives a POS lawn mower but with a LS7 engine with .0023 BHP at the rotors , HRE rims, and slicks, which slip on grass cos its slippery after naughtygirl/ fatty slits her wrists with scissors and a donut in her hand and bleeds to death. Naughtygirl is now dead and saadie strikes back with lots of fat and is called fatty
But fatty wasnt really Fatt at all, and decided to run because (s)he used SlimFast wich didnt really work because of naughtygirl's donuts jabba got hungry and grilled fatty's ass and ate the donuts.. The donut-fatty-ass combo sickened him and he vomited like an elephant and drowned midget-tom in puke , midget looks in agony , uttering his last words: “bombs on yo' moms!” Then fatty did the gayest thing ever he ate jabbas vomit.
Fatty meet Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris is god. Chuck kicked Fatty's ass and then spanked it with his martial arts and his supernatural farts which have a license to kill the Ho's, the hoe killed chuck norris, and David Hasselhoff appeared with no clothes on, fatty kicked him in the balls, hasselhoff called Kit and ran away, running over hasselhoff!!
On the other side it was St Anger a VW polo doing some drift stunts while looking backwards at a naked 65yo woman and Bultaco chasing her with loosley hung detachable-breasts farting real hard and also shouting: “ Fattyyyyyy i want to slap you” Then he died with an artifivial pop-in knive.
TT was making photos and painting dolls when LotusGt1 stole his paint brush and paints and escaped in Vespino who was staring at ARMAN's crotch fungus, liking a sweet lilipop candy which tastes like cornflakes. then he jumped on, like a kangooro, a rat with a purple eye cause he couldnt stand on 5 legs , the fifth being the tail?, but the Earth's revolving motion caused the Demon's binary revenge to be aimed at the whores ass, even those people who dont comply with "Dollpaintinglaw Article1759" may go piss on their own penis warts and after that Gucom failed to fart cos he was banging so he burped instead, while making HalleBerry ejaculate on a diamond plated floor, yelling "HARDER GUCOM!!" He then woke up from his dream, in a puddle of dog poop on the city trash dump site. The elephant suddenly remembered the neverending story, farted real hard and caused a hurricane in the ho's face , blowing her away to armans arms into the rabbit hole, aka armans arms, had a licence to kill but no gun or sharp weapons, only with seduction and his sexy grin. Max wanked real hard and fatty's post count thrived with unrestrained potencial of throwing up on Fatty's fat arse.... and the spaming whores pooped on ronin's head who wearing fattys hat that fatty trashed 2 years ago, ronin got from trash and proceeded to eat the day old taco with jellybean donuts and a bottle of JD with no alcohol or yellow 5 added to or bottle opener but alcohol WAS added by Toronto who came only it didnt taste so Boris Yeltsin brought the 95º russian Vodka emptied bottle and hit the road in brandnew Arman shoes.
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