Koala and lizard

[numerouno]

A koala is sitting up a gumtree smoking a joint when a little lizard walks past and looks up and says "Hey Koala ! what are you doing?"


The koala says: "Smoking a joint, come up and have some."

So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the koala and they have a few joints.

After a while the little lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and is going to get a drink from the river.

But the little lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river.

A crocodile sees this and swims over to the little lizard and helps him to the side, then asks the little lizard: "What's the matter with you?"

The little lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the koala in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink.

The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the rain forest, finds the tree where the koala is sitting finishing a joint, and he looks up and says "Hey you!"


So the koala looks down at him and says

"Fucccccccccck dude.......how much water did you drink?!!"

[saadie]

[stmoritzer]

[1zippo1]

roflol

I think it's a superb joke

Going to email it to some friends

[r2r]

That's hilarious, thanks numerouno!

[dutchmasterflex]

koalas and lizards get high?

[dutchmasterflex]

[gucom]

hahahahah nice one

[Mattk]

LOL!