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Old 05-16-2006, 09:16 AM   #1
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heres the story, yesterday i had a huge headache, caused by the alcohol i drunk in a party, had been drinking since 22:00 pm of sunday 14 to 8:00 am monday 15, finally go to sleep at 9 am, woke up at 14:00 pm with the horrible necessity of smoking my first cigarrete of the day, took my car to a tobacco shop, bought a Lucky Strike and came back home for have lunch, had 3 huge plates of Paella ( rice ), then at 15 pm a phoned a friend about go to a field and make smoe drift stunts for a comedy sketch we are making ( youll see a day in JW, hosted by youtube i think!! LOL ), well finally met him at 16:00 pm................................................ .................................................. ..
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TO THE CONGRESS OF JABBASWORD:

Yesterday, 15 march, 2006, a date wich will live in infamy , the Bultaco's Getz of Korea, was suddenly and deliberately attacked by a bunch of drogadicts of the Empire of the Drug.

The Bultaco's neighbourhood was at peace with that people. It will be recorded that the distance of Bultaco's Getz from the "drug street" makes it obvious that the attack was delibeartely planned at the moment or even while doping. During the intervening time the cityhall has deliberately sought to deceive Bultaco's neighbourhood by false news and expresions of hope for this neighbourhood.

The attack yesterday on the Bultaco's Getz has caused severe expresions of hate and revenge ideas. Very many Bultaco's friends have been noticed. In addition more cars have been attacked in the neighbourhood since yesterday between Bultaco's house and the drug village.

So thats why i want to declare the WAR STATE!!
Waiting the answer , sincerely yours. Adolfo Pfeiffer. Spain JWSector

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Old 05-16-2006, 09:26 AM   #2
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that is fucking pathetic ......
i hope you get a chance to beat up the motherfuckers once and for all .... show em whose the daddy
oh well ..... get a car cover or something .... it dosnt make the car invisible lol ..but it helps

btw .. you live in damn nice place 8)
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Old 05-16-2006, 09:29 AM   #3
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wow that sucks but great write up. i don't know what i would do.....tough
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Old 05-16-2006, 09:31 AM   #4
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yesterday i was very angry, wanted to go a army shop and buy a fucking K-Bar and search and destroy, the Braindead film would be like Bambi, even use my getz as a weapon!!! in fact i searched the neighbourhood too check if this motherfucker was still there and beat him up... he wasnt there... we have a fucking drug village near the neighbourhood, and the dorgadicts go there trought my neighbourhood... This is the 6 TIME MY COPILOT WINDOW IS BREAKED... the fucking cityhall doesnt makes nothing to get that village to fucking mars!!! And the Police dont have balls to get into, but they have balls to punish me cause im drinking beer in the street ( in madrid its forbidden to drink in the street )..... so it was to kill someone or write it with a little comedy... Im going to write a letter for the newspaper cause is the only thing i can do... i would be pleased to beat up some motherfucker but i think that would carry problems for me (with the justice obviosly).



i think im going to print a paper sayiing, "you have broken my window 6 times, theres nothing inside" and also leave the glove compartement open.

That or create the BEATUP neighbourhood association

edit: is a great place to live, without that fucking village ( heroine, cocaine, lsd, mdma ...all hard drugs..) it would be a perfect place!! ill get some shots soon for you saadie!!
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Old 05-16-2006, 09:55 AM   #5
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they didnt stole anything... but all the glove compartiment was in the seats, floor... the yellow security jacket beside my car in the floor, all the boot moved... you know, searching for something changeable for drug... but nothing there.

the problem is that i dont have volumetric alarm, just one that turns on when you open the door or try to start it.

I love in Mirasierra, north part of madrid.
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Old 05-16-2006, 11:32 AM   #6
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Originally Posted by bultaco_metralla
they didnt stole anything... but all the glove compartiment was in the seats, floor... the yellow security jacket beside my car in the floor, all the boot moved... you know, searching for something changeable for drug... but nothing there.

the problem is that i dont have volumetric alarm, just one that turns on when you open the door or try to start it.

I love in Mirasierra, north part of madrid.
that is exaclty the sentiment, and vibe i recieved while in spain... at the time, i was nearly fluent in spanish... and this was well before 911/iraq etc..

the other cities i 'toured' didn't feel teh same way.

that said, Madrid, and Mirasierra were beautiful...

hopefully you are there when those asses try it next time good luck bultaco
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Old 05-16-2006, 11:43 AM   #7
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Move out from there if this happend not the first time or call police on daily basis whenever you see any addicts walking around. Sux to hear that Adolfo
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Old 05-16-2006, 01:56 PM   #8
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DECLARATION OF WAR

Posters, spamers and readers of the JAbbasworld expeditinary Forces. Youre about to embark upon the Great Crusade. The eyes of the world are upon you. The Hopes and prayers of liberty-loving people verywhere march with you.

In company with our brave allies and brothers-in-arms on other fronts you will bring about the destruciton of the drug war machine, the elimination of cocaine tyranny, and the liberation of opressed people in Bultaco's Neighbourhood.

Your task will not be an easy one. your enemy is well trained, well equiped and battle-hardened. They will fight savagely.

But this is the year 2006!!! Much has happened since the triumph of the drugs in the 70's. Our home fronts have given us an overwhelming superiority in weapons and munitions of war, and placed at our disposal great reserves of trained fighting men. The tide has turned. The free men of the world are marching together to victory

I have full confidence in your courage, devotion to duty and skill in battle. WE WILL ACCEPT NOTHING LESS THAN FULL VICTORY!!!

Good luck! and let us all beseach the blessing of Almighty God upon this great and noble undertaking.

March 16 2006
Adolfo Pfeiffer. Spain JWSector
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Old 05-16-2006, 02:00 PM   #9
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^^ err emmm .. okay? .. soo what am i supposed to do ?
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Old 05-16-2006, 02:11 PM   #10
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Call the cops all the time (from anonymous phones) to report rapes, murders, drug pushing and so on in that neighbourhood where the druggies live. Do it especially at the times that the druggies roam the streets.

That should liven up their lives a little bit.
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Old 05-16-2006, 02:32 PM   #11
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^^^ what Shini said 8)
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Old 05-16-2006, 02:52 PM   #12
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Originally Posted by Ronin005
how big is this drugged out village?? how many people do you think live in that area??
its around 20 semi-detached houses, around 30 gipsy families. The police dont have balls to get into... and were the fuck are the GEOS (spanish SWAT) ?? they stay in their base cause no fucking judge starts a criminal process or its just they dont live here, or his car is under garage with bodyguards etc... and also the police corruption.
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