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05-14-2006, 10:28 PM
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Gas
my dog has a small gas problem when she sleeps? they don't smell all that bad but its annoying. any suggestions? an nothing mean or curel. this is a real issue. but as always feel free to get a free post or two. 
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05-14-2006, 10:32 PM
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put a funnel by her butt with a hose leading to a bottle. after about a week, take the bottle and pipe it to your engine's intake manifold. see if it increases your gas mileage any (probably won't)
i don't think there's much you can do about it. Other than making her sleep in another room 
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05-14-2006, 10:32 PM
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what does your dog normally eat?
chicken? meat? leftovers?
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05-15-2006, 01:40 AM
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well i figured it would get out of hand anyways. but its not really a problem i am just wondering/making a point that she really only does it in her sleep. not all the time but i guess she is relaxed.
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05-15-2006, 03:23 AM
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take her to a vet.. that could be a good start ?
or plug a cork in her bum 
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05-15-2006, 02:47 PM
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stop sleeping with the damned dog. Or have her ass aim somewhere away from your face. Or buy some tacos and burritos and fart worse than the dog.
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05-16-2006, 07:54 AM
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05-16-2006, 08:11 AM
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^^ LMFAO :roflmao: ..... thats soo fecking true ....
btw .. give you dog some choclate strawberry cream super lax
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05-16-2006, 10:42 AM
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ahaahah never saw that one.
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05-16-2006, 11:13 AM
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^^ROFLMAO Dani you have mastered the "talking by the picture" thing way beyond all of my ability's 
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