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06-30-2003, 11:09 PM
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ages of women
1. Between the ages of 16 and 18, she is like Africa, virgin and unexplored.
2. Between the ages of 19 and 35, she is like Asia, hot and exotic.
3. Between the ages of 36 and 45, she is like America, fully explored, breathtakingly beautiful, and free with her resources.
4. Between the ages of 46 and 56, she is like Europe, exhausted but still has points of interest.
5. After 56 she is like Australia, everybody knows it's down there but who gives a damn?
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03-16-2004, 08:34 PM
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that was pretty racist
don't you think
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03-16-2004, 08:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Junk2006
that was pretty racist
don't you think
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it wasn't really, it was maily talking about the geography
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03-16-2004, 08:46 PM
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I don't see nothing racist in that. Ok maybe not many of our members from down under will apprecite the last line, but it's just an innocent joke
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03-16-2004, 09:40 PM
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Re: ages of women
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Originally Posted by crazidude
1. Between the ages of 16 and 18, she is like Africa, virgin and unexplored.
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in this day in age, that's false information
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03-17-2004, 02:25 AM
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hey dude,
who is the girl in the middle on your sig?
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03-17-2004, 09:23 AM
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hahahaha funny,
until u see the fine hotties in australia!
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03-17-2004, 09:28 AM
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Hahaha, mmm, lets go down there and explore Australia. 8)
Hey guys, you know once a teacher of mine said, she told us that australian
ppl are unfriendly, thieves,etc,...because it used to be a sort of prison long time ago.
Stupid bitch, she's a teacher, can't talk that way. DAMN teachers 
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Originally Posted by Dan\/6
damn speedkillar, if you didnt have a title already it would now say 'robofucker' or similar  |
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03-17-2004, 09:41 AM
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australia use 2 be full of convicts, but i think we have moved on alot since then, no where near as much crime as amsterdamn or south africa,
but we have second highest car theft's behind england!!!
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03-17-2004, 09:44 AM
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but we have second highest car theft's behind england!!!
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Damn, England is first!!!
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Tariq Ali - Clash of Fundamentalisms
Blaire is a figleaf
Cars are my hobby, driving them is my passion.
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Originally Posted by Dan\/6
damn speedkillar, if you didnt have a title already it would now say 'robofucker' or similar |
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03-19-2004, 01:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Junk2006
that was pretty racist
don't you think
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that was pretty pointless - don't you think?
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03-21-2004, 02:52 PM
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but we have second highest car theft's behind england!!!
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Actually, South Africa has the world's highest car theft numbers.
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03-22-2004, 07:54 AM
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ask an Aussie what the map of Tasmania is
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03-22-2004, 08:00 AM
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that was pretty racist
don't you think
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"geo-politically incorrect"---the U.S. is the land of euphamisms
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03-22-2004, 08:45 AM
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yeah don't give a damn about australia, we get to keep all the goodies to ourselves. isn't that right beav? 
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