Top 10 Things I Hate About Star Trek

[Toronto]

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10. Noisy doors. You can't walk three feet in a starship without some door whooshing or screeching at you. My office building has automatic sliding doors. They're dead silent. If those doors went "wheet!" every time a person walked through them, about once a month some guy in accounting would snap and go on a shooting rampage. Sorry Scotty, the IEEE has revoked your membership until you learn to master WD-40

4. A Star Trek quiz: Kirk, Spock, McCoy, and 'Ensign Gomez' beam down to a planet. Which one isn't coming back?

[racer_f50]

As a happy side-effect, I also now get the Spice Channel for free.

I hate Star Trek as well, but not for those reasons per say. Mostly the impact it has on people, turning them into blithering idiots who think Star Trek could possibly hold entertainment value

[ae86_16v]

Very funny. . . . I LOVE Star Trek .

The Holodeck. I mean, it's cool and all. But do you really believe that people would use it to re-create Sherlock Holmes mysteries and old-west saloons? Come on, we all know what the holodeck would be used for. And we also know what the worst job on the Enterprise would be: Having to squeegie the holodeck clean.

[ae86_16v]

^ Yeah, I guess you have to somewhat understand the show, otherwise it just isn't that funny.

[DeMoN]

I couldnt stand that crap. They were 1 hour long too! GOD DAMN that series suked ass.

[nthfinity]

aint nothin' wrong with TNG, and even number Movies... peronally, i enjoy the movies much more then the series (the even numbered movies)