1/4 mile in 7.9...

[TransAm]

...minutes...

http://www.slowcarclub.com/

"The Jag was super cool and was putting in some impressive times. I didn't get the chance to look at the engine, but I did spot a tank of Nitrous in the boot. Amusingly the cockpit filled with smoke when the Jaguar did a burn out. This caused some delays on the start line while the driver waited for the fumes to vent."

"A Toyota Yaris (Echo) fails admirably to catch some Japanese rubbish. That, the liberal application of stickers, and the pleasing photo makes the Yaris a runner up in the Slow Car races."

"Despite the last minute addition of a drag inducing roof rack, the Slow Car Club Renault Laguna Estate failed to be beaten by a Vauxhall Vectra.

Just goes to show how good these Renault cars are.... Bet he's got one of those credit card keys."

I'm in stitches reading this site...

[RC45]

Did you visit the sponsor? http://www.craptrumps.com/

I remember Trump Cards - but not lik this hehe