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Old 12-03-2005, 09:05 PM   #1
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Default Johnny The Horse!

Let me tell you a little story, well the thing is it seems;

Johnny the horse was kicked to death
He died for entertainment

Would you believe he came out well
He had a bright inquiring mind
His family knew that he'd go far
If he applied his time

But he started out standing on corners
And talking out loud, too loud
You see he couldn't believe in himself or the world
Or anything he heard

It seems a million years ago
That he left his life behind
The moment came for him to go
He said goodbye to his wife and child

Started out walking he never looked back
There was too much pain
Between Glasgow and London
One hot summer he forgot his name

Can you remember his name?
Doodlo dup dup dup
Doodlo doodlo doodlo WOOOOOOOOO!

Can you remember his name?
Doodlo dup dup dup
Doodlo doodlo doodlo WOOOOOOOOOO!

Can you remember?

He started out standing on corners
And talking out loud, too loud
You see he couldn't believe in himself or the world
Or anything he heard

Can you remember his name?
Doodlo dup dup dup
Doodlo doodlo doodlo WOOOOOOOOOO!

Can you remember his name?
Doodlo dup dup dup
Doodlo doodlo doodlo WOOOOOOOOOOO!

Will you remember?

Will you remember his name?
Doodlo dup dup dup
Doodlo doodlo doodlo WOOOOOOOOOOO!

Can you remember?
Doodlo dup dup dup
Doodlo doodlo doodlo WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

He took his battered bones and his broken dreams
to Regents Park at sunset

Will you remember?
Doodlo dup dup dup
Doodlo doodlo doodlo WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Will you remember his name?
Doodlo dup dup dup
Doodlo doodlo doodlo WOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Will you remember?
Doodlo dup dup dup
Doodlo doodlo doodlo WOOOOOOOOOO!

Will you remember?
Doodlo dup dup dup
Doodlo doodlo doodlo WOOOOOOOOOO!

Johnny the horse was kicked to death
He died for entertainment










yup i've been listening to some classics!
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Old 12-03-2005, 09:20 PM   #2
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I'll have some of what you're taking pls
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Old 12-03-2005, 09:22 PM   #3
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nnnnnnnnnnoooooooo its all MINE I TELLS YA :crazyeyes:
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Old 12-04-2005, 02:37 PM   #4
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Nobody else cares about poor Johnny
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Old 12-04-2005, 03:08 PM   #5
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I care.... yes, I care... but then again I have special pills.
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Old 12-04-2005, 03:13 PM   #6
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Lil jhonny glue for everyone.
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